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Posted: 3/18/2006 4:41:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 4:45:09 PM EDT by Phil_A_Steen]

The drug causes so much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth that the phrase meth mouth has entered the public discourse. The heated substance, when fully aspirated, swirls through the users' teeth and gums, inevitably leading to sores which never heal. Tooth enamel wears away quickly as entire rows of teeth dissolve to the gumline. It collects in the nasal passages which drain in the back of the throat, effectively corroding your entire face.






Here's the whole story, it's a sobering read even though it's a bit lighthearted:

Link

** May not be worksafe (no porn but off color site) **
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:42:57 PM EDT


This thread is impossible to masturbate to.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:46:57 PM EDT
OMG

thats nasty.

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:47:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:


This thread is impossible to masturbate to.



Speak for yourself.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:49:02 PM EDT
Redneck vampires
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:49:18 PM EDT
Sweet Jebus

Do people really think humans are evolving anymore

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:49:24 PM EDT
Vampire ?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:50:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:

Originally Posted By leelaw:


This thread is impossible to masturbate to.



Speak for yourself.



I never want to shake your hand
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 4:59:47 PM EDT
Nope, never hear that term....and meth is not the drug of choice in the Detroit area.

Nasty pic!

No Expert
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:24:16 PM EDT
brother needs some grill work.....stupid f***
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:25:10 PM EDT
Yup. That's some nasty shit.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:25:58 PM EDT
I would not hit it.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:32:05 PM EDT
Hell, that's natural in these parts.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:32:57 PM EDT
Damn! So that's what happened to Smeagol!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:35:27 PM EDT
What's up


that's normal here.....

Taffy
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:44:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Damn! So that's what happened to Smeagol!

Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:48:06 PM EDT
Is that Shane MacGowan?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:50:40 PM EDT
The nasty part is you the Taxpayer will be buying these scumbags dental coverage when they end up in corrections.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:51:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:


This thread is impossible to masturbate to.



I did it!!!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:53:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:57:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By lokt:

Originally Posted By leelaw:


This thread is impossible to masturbate to.



Speak for yourself.



I never want to shake your hand



pffft. I use my feet.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:58:24 PM EDT
Yup! Another good reason all drugs should be legalized!





-K
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 5:59:35 PM EDT
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:00:27 PM EDT
That is sick.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:01:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 6:01:49 PM EDT by blacklisted]

Originally Posted By Special-K:
Yup! Another good reason all drugs should be legalized!





-K



I'm all for legalizing drugs, but I don't think society could handle it at this point in time. Too little personal responsibility. Things may change, that or a gradual legalization.

This is why meth should be taken in pill form
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:20:03 PM EDT
That fucktard needs a breaf mint...
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:25:54 PM EDT
What's wrong with people? Meth addicts will even sell their scabs when they go to jail to other meth addicts to eat because they have a little meth in them. I have also heard the same about urine.


Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:28:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1979:
What's wrong with people? Meth addicts will even sell their scabs when they go to jail to other meth addicts to eat because they have a little meth in them. I have also heard the same about urine.





Weak-minded people become addicted to drugs like like crack and meth. The people that designed the drugs knew this.

It's fucking disgusting.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:41:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 7:11:13 PM EDT by SmittysWife59]
Personally, I think some good can happen having a person with meth mouth living with you.
Need to open a can?
1) Line up teeth over can
2) hit top of head so teeth/tooth punctures lid
3) Turn can
4) Repeat steps 1 and 2
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:42:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SmittysWife59:
Personally, I think some good can happen having a person with meth mouth living with you.
Need to open a can?
1) Line up teeth over can
2) hit top of head so teeth/tooth punctures lid
3) Turn can
Repeat steps 1 and 2



Wow, you might just be the new Napolean_Tannerite! You must really enjoy the site!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:46:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 6:47:33 PM EDT by SmittysWife59]

Originally Posted By blacklisted:

Originally Posted By SmittysWife59:
Personally, I think some good can happen having a person with meth mouth living with you.
Need to open a can?
1) Line up teeth over can
2) hit top of head so teeth/tooth punctures lid
3) Turn can
Repeat steps 1 and 2



Wow, you might just be the new Napolean_Tannerite! You must really enjoy the site!



Are you kidding me? I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life on a website.
Blame my husband...he got me going on this thing. I was always hearing him busting out laughing on the computer, so I had to get on.
Though, I had started because of bullcrap that happened with the Po Po in our town.
He was also hysterical over the masturbating comments on this thread and had me get on my puter. HAD to comment on this one
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:49:02 PM EDT
I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:52:06 PM EDT
I have a series of photos of a woman over a ten year period that shows what methamphetamine can do to you. I can e-mail it to anyone who wants it becaase I am stupid when it comes to putting photos up.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 6:52:09 PM EDT
Can you imagine how long it must take them to eat an ear of corn?

We all have to take our turns anesthetizing tweakers on "dental rehab day." That pic on page 1 is pretty tame compared to some of the disasters rolling through.

The smell emanating from some of these mouths is enough to make you see through time. Dante was wrong - there are more than 7 circles of Hell. We wanted to put a sign over the dental OR door saying "Abandon hope, all ye who enter in here" but the administration wouldn't let us.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:09:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:


This thread is impossible to masturbate to.



Now that's funny
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:09:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sleepdr:
Can you imagine how long it must take them to eat an ear of corn?




OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried for almost a minute to read that to my husband. I was laughing so fricking hard I couldn't breathe!

1) My stomach is killing me
2) I am now going to run to Walgreens, get some Depends, this way, no worries, I can sit here, pee all over, and not worry about how many undies I will have to change before bed.
OMG...I AM DYING!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:31:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 7:33:55 PM EDT by sleepdr]


Thanks. Your creative use of 'ol chomper as a can opener was the inspiration for that thought. Once I stopped the uncontrollable laughter from reading your post, it came as a natural progression.

I then got the mental picture of meth mouth being used as a paper punch (imagine a stapler - insert paper & bash the top with all possible force - a sproiing sound as the head recoils). Well, punching paper got boring, so I imagined other things... food items. It was a Gallagher show in my mind, and corn was a natural. It's time to put away the 100oz mug of diet Mt Dew & go to bed.

For tweakers with methmouth, toothbrush (not teethbrush) really is the right term.

Do you think the tooth fairy pays up in dime bags?
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:33:37 PM EDT
I have never done meth, never plan to, i hate things that make you "hyper". BUT you know what? I don tbelive any of the things people say about drugs. Why? cause so much bullshit and lies have been told by the anti-drug people that i just dont belive a single thing they say. A case of crying wolf one too many times i guess. to me this is just "marijuana madness" all over again. are there people who look like shit after binging on meth? Yeah i guess. But guess what, i know plenty of people that look like that, it's called homeless bums. just being homeless and not seeing a dentist can fuck your teeth up real bad. And then there are the winos, they look just as fucked up. Heres an idea, why dont we ban alcohol and homelessness, that'll fix them bums fo sho'. anyone hear about that "dungeon rapist" in north carolina? he was a convicted rapist and was let out with only half his time served. Gotta make room dont you know! gotta make room for the toothless bums, so let out the rapists and murderers early.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:39:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By t-stox:
I have never done meth, never plan to, i hate things that make you "hyper". BUT you know what? I don tbelive any of the things people say about drugs. Why? cause so much bullshit and lies have been told by the anti-drug people that i just dont belive a single thing they say. A case of crying wolf one too many times i guess. to me this is just "marijuana madness" all over again. are there people who look like shit after binging on meth? Yeah i guess. But guess what, i know plenty of people that look like that, it's called homeless bums. just being homeless and not seeing a dentist can fuck your teeth up real bad. And then there are the winos, they look just as fucked up. Heres an idea, why dont we ban alcohol and homelessness, that'll fix them bums fo sho'. anyone hear about that "dungeon rapist" in north carolina? he was a convicted rapist and was let out with only half his time served. Gotta make room dont you know! gotta make room for the toothless bums, so let out the rapists and murderers early.



And we were having so much fun...

Aren't you a fucking breath of fresh air?!
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:39:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By t-stox:
I don tbelive any of the things people say about drugs.



You ever work LEO/EMT/medicine in an inner city or rural area full of meth-heads?

I don't disagree that there are lots of scary bad folks out there who aren't drug users, but drugs are bad, mmmkay?

I had my car broken into & cleaned out while parked next to a crack house. I've taken care of newborns addicted to crack and heroin, seen too many abused & neglected children, taken care of prostitutes who were beaten until death while turning a trick for drugs, and watched several people die of overdoses in front of my eyes. I've been threatened by drug dealers in trauma bays, and that's just working in medicine.

Ask my friends in LEO what they see every day that doesn't make it to the hospital, then tell me drugs aren't bad.

But they, along with alcohol, tobacco, and stupid drivers, ensure my job security.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:41:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sleepdr:
Originally Posted By t-stox:
I don tbelive any of the things people say about drugs.



You ever work LEO/EMT/medicine in an inner city or rural area full of meth-heads?

I don't disagree that there are lots of scary bad folks out there who aren't drug users, but drugs are bad, mmmkay?

I had my car broken into & cleaned out while parked next to a crack house.


Chances are meth mouth used his teeth to pick the locks...
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:42:42 PM EDT
Okay, that's what meth gets you.
Crack can kill you
Coke makes you paranoid and hypertensive.

Explain to me again the joys of drug use???


Woody
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:42:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 7:45:00 PM EDT by blacklisted]

Originally Posted By SmittysWife59:

Originally Posted By t-stox:
I have never done meth, never plan to, i hate things that make you "hyper". BUT you know what? I don tbelive any of the things people say about drugs. Why? cause so much bullshit and lies have been told by the anti-drug people that i just dont belive a single thing they say. A case of crying wolf one too many times i guess. to me this is just "marijuana madness" all over again. are there people who look like shit after binging on meth? Yeah i guess. But guess what, i know plenty of people that look like that, it's called homeless bums. just being homeless and not seeing a dentist can fuck your teeth up real bad. And then there are the winos, they look just as fucked up. Heres an idea, why dont we ban alcohol and homelessness, that'll fix them bums fo sho'. anyone hear about that "dungeon rapist" in north carolina? he was a convicted rapist and was let out with only half his time served. Gotta make room dont you know! gotta make room for the toothless bums, so let out the rapists and murderers early.



And we were having so much fun...

Aren't you a fucking breath of fresh air?!



I have personally seen many examples of people who have been fucked up by drugs. I do not deny that it can definately happen (and is very likely to happen, most people are weak). Somehow I still think drugs should be legalized. Why? Because I don't distinguish alcohol, tobbaco, and various prescription drugs from illegal street drugs. They are ALL drugs, and all of them can fuck up your mind and body.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:44:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 7:49:11 PM EDT by blacklisted]

Originally Posted By WWoodworth:
Okay, that's what meth gets you.
Crack can kill you
Coke makes you paranoid and hypertensive.

Explain to me again the joys of drug use???


Woody



LSD, Mescaline, Marijuana, Shrooms, etc are the ones that offer the "joy" without the physical addiction. The others are pure physical addiction, and I see no joy in that. But then again, I'm not a drug addict, lol.

Also, keep in mind that Ecstasy is simlar to meth, and is often doped with all kinds of other shit.

Alcohol can kill you. Alcohol can make you paranoid.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:45:03 PM EDT
out here in OR the meth capitol of the US, or at least west of the mississippi we call it "little jelly bean teeth". All i got to say is thank the lord i have a CHL and a glock. Its scary shiznit.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:45:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SmittysWife59:
Chances are meth mouth used his teeth to pick the locks...





Then had a nice smoke, since those gaps between the teeth make a dandy cigarette holder.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:47:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 7:47:39 PM EDT by SmittysWife59]

Originally Posted By blacklisted:

Originally Posted By WWoodworth:
Okay, that's what meth gets you.
Crack can kill you
Coke makes you paranoid and hypertensive.

Explain to me again the joys of drug use???


Woody



LSD, Mescaline, Marijuana, Shrooms, etc are the ones that offer the "joy" without the physical addiction. The others are pure physical addiction, and I see no joy in that.



Okay..going to leave now. Stop peeing in my pants..was really starting to enjoy that feeling too..
heading over to "What's the Trashiest Chick You'd Bang Without a Second thought?" to keep going with my new found fetish
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:48:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SmittysWife59:

Originally Posted By blacklisted:

Originally Posted By WWoodworth:
Okay, that's what meth gets you.
Crack can kill you
Coke makes you paranoid and hypertensive.

Explain to me again the joys of drug use???


Woody



LSD, Mescaline, Marijuana, Shrooms, etc are the ones that offer the "joy" without the physical addiction. The others are pure physical addiction, and I see no joy in that.



Okay..going to leave now. Stop peeing in my pants..was really starting to enjoy that feeling too..
heading over to "What's the Trashiest Chick You'd Bang Without a Second thought?" to keep going with my new found fetish




Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:54:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2006 7:55:54 PM EDT by sleepdr]

Originally Posted By WWoodworth:
Explain to me again the joys of drug use???

Woody



The freedom of never again having to take responsibility for your actions. You now get to claim status as a victim of your own (self-created) circumstances, and it's society's (and the government's) fault for not providing you with enough support.

It really sucks to realize that I'm paying their hospital bill through taxes & higher insurance rates.

By the way, it seems that a high tattoo-to-tooth ratio means you have a better chance of surviving trauma. For example (true stories):
75 y/o grandmother wearing seatbelt in a car wreck? DOA.
22 y/o meth mouth with multiple tattoos? Thrown from car in which he was the sole occupant. Found completely naked and unconscious 40 feet from the car, and walked out of the hospital.

ETA: OK, that's enough serious stuff. Let's get back to the funny.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 7:57:05 PM EDT
Q:How can you tell if a tweaker is cold?
A: You can't. Their teeth never chatter.
Link Posted: 3/18/2006 8:15:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cruze5:
OMG

thats nasty.


+1
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