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Posted: 5/13/2012 3:11:05 PM EDT
This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches.
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I'm on your wife's side.
I could be at work and have my phone with me for 7 hours and 45 minute. The 15 minutes I step outside without my phone is when she calls. EVERY FREAKING TIME! |
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I'm afraid I have some news for you that you might not like... If he is already married, he probably already knows what wedding cake does.... |
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Its difficult to talk on the phone when going down on an outlaw biker.
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I'm on your wife's side. I could be at work and have my phone with me for 7 hours and 45 minute. The 15 minutes I step outside without my phone is when she calls. EVERY FREAKING TIME! This. |
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Pisses me off when they have the damn thing with them and don't answer it.
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Nope. If the GF doesn't answer she's calling me back in a few.
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. |
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If I don't recognize the number, I don't answer it. Ever.
If I do recognize the number and I don't feel like talking, I don't answer it. If I'm busy, I don't answer it. If I'm driving, I don't answer it. I don't spend much time on the phone. *ETA - and I don't check voice mail either |
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If I don't recognize the number, I don't answer it. Ever. If I do recognize the number and I don't feel like talking, I don't answer it. If I'm busy, I don't answer it. If I'm driving, I don't answer it. I don't spend much time on the phone. *ETA - and I don't check voice mail either This.. I do check voicemails. And when someone asks why i didnt return their call and they didnt leave a voicemail i tell them if its not important enough to leave a message its not important enough to call them back. |
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I fucking hate talking on the phone partially because, whenever I do, I have to walk around, but mainly because I fucking hate talking on the phone. Send me a text and I'll reply when I dredge up enough care.
99% of the time my phone is off because I just don't want to talk on the phone. I also disregard voice mails because nothing of importance is ever said in them. "Hey yeah this is soandso gimme a call back ok bye." |
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If I don't recognize the number, I don't answer it. Ever. If I do recognize the number and I don't feel like talking, I don't answer it. If I'm busy, I don't answer it. If I'm driving, I don't answer it. I don't spend much time on the phone. *ETA - and I don't check voice mail either Ditto I do not answer it if I am at work either. Against the rules. Break or lunchtime only. |
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My wife answers her phone maybe 5% of the time. Pisses me off to no end.
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Like a fucking boss. |
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My wife never answers her phone. Turns out you can't hear the ringer underneath 14 pounds of shit at the bottom of a purse, so I stopped calling her.
In fairness, the only time she tries to ever call me is when I'm on the range giving a lesson or standing next to someone with a 11" barrel and a YHM compensator. |
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Why does she have two phones? |
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Why? so she can find out why the alimony is late? Not a Goddamn chance. You often throw little baby tantrums like that? I'm nobody's beck-and-call girl. What the fuck did you do BEFORE cell phones? |
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My wife flat out won't answer her phone. If you want to have a conversation with her, you have to type it
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My wife is horrible at charging her phone. I buy her spare batteries and chargers all the time, yet her phone always seems to be dead (or almost dead). Those emergency chargers that use two AA batteries are her only saving grace. I keep those stashed in her purse, her car, and several other places.
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I am that terrible person in our relationship, sometimes I just don't want to talk and sometimes, but most of the time my phone just doesn't work.
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Text her and she'll answer you back within 5sec. Me too, usually. |
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Doors and phones will eventually be gone like the typewriter.
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How the hell did we marry the same woman? My wife's voice mail says "Sorry I missed your call, I probably left my phone in the truck or at the house"
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ABSOLUTELY YES!!!!
She also loses her phone frequently... third one in 2 years... drops it in the toilet, drives away with the phone on top of the car, etc... and she has the balls to ask for an Iphone???? |
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Why? so she can find out why the alimony is late? Not a Goddamn chance. You often throw little baby tantrums like that? I'm nobody's beck-and-call girl. What the fuck did you do BEFORE cell phones? I had a land line. Then one day she decided to install a hammock in my back yard and needed to remove a rock from the ground so as not to get hurt if she fell out of the hammock. So she took a pickaxe to it and accidentally chopped the phone line, which appearantly was next to the rock, under the hammock. The phone company wanted $600 to fix the line, so I told them to eat a dick and I got a cell phone. And if you worked for me, like my wife does, on my time, on my dime, you would be my beck-and-call girl, or you'd lose your phones too, because it would be both your job AND your responsibility to answer the goddamned phone. Motherfuckers that can't meet minimum requirements learn responsibility the hard way. |
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Why? so she can find out why the alimony is late? Not a Goddamn chance. You often throw little baby tantrums like that? I'm nobody's beck-and-call girl. What the fuck did you do BEFORE cell phones? I had a land line. Then one day she decided to install a hammock in my back yard and needed to remove a rock from the ground so as not to get hurt if she fell out of the hammock. So she took a pickaxe to it and accidentally chopped the phone line, which appearantly was next to the rock, under the hammock. The phone company wanted $600 to fix the line, so I told them to eat a dick and I got a cell phone. And if you worked for me, like my wife does, on my time, on my dime, you would be my beck-and-call girl, or you'd lose your phones too, because it would be both your job AND your responsibility to answer the goddamned phone. Motherfuckers that can't meet minimum requirements learn responsibility the hard way. How's her being phoneless working for business? Sounds like an awesome business plan to me. I'd roll over dead before I paid to replace a phone that my "boss" crushed like a 2yo child. |
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I had a land line. Then one day she decided to install a hammock in my back yard and needed to remove a rock from the ground so as not to get hurt if she fell out of the hammock. So she took a pickaxe to it and accidentally chopped the phone line, which appearantly was next to the rock, under the hammock. The phone company wanted $600 to fix the line, so I told them to eat a dick and I got a cell phone. And if you worked for me, like my wife does, on my time, on my dime, you would be my beck-and-call girl, or you'd lose your phones too, because it would be both your job AND your responsibility to answer the goddamned phone. Motherfuckers that can't meet minimum requirements learn responsibility the hard way. Wait what? Your backyard? You weren't married at the time? |
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I don't answer phones, you have to send me an email to let me know you're calling or it's tough shit. |
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I had a land line. Then one day she decided to install a hammock in my back yard and needed to remove a rock from the ground so as not to get hurt if she fell out of the hammock. So she took a pickaxe to it and accidentally chopped the phone line, which appearantly was next to the rock, under the hammock. The phone company wanted $600 to fix the line, so I told them to eat a dick and I got a cell phone. And if you worked for me, like my wife does, on my time, on my dime, you would be my beck-and-call girl, or you'd lose your phones too, because it would be both your job AND your responsibility to answer the goddamned phone. Motherfuckers that can't meet minimum requirements learn responsibility the hard way. Wait what? Your backyard? You weren't married at the time? Yeah I was married at the time. It was my back yard. Just like they are my guns, it's her car, that's my freezer, that's her wine, that's my toothbrush, and those are her tampons. |
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I had a land line. Then one day she decided to install a hammock in my back yard and needed to remove a rock from the ground so as not to get hurt if she fell out of the hammock. So she took a pickaxe to it and accidentally chopped the phone line, which appearantly was next to the rock, under the hammock. The phone company wanted $600 to fix the line, so I told them to eat a dick and I got a cell phone. And if you worked for me, like my wife does, on my time, on my dime, you would be my beck-and-call girl, or you'd lose your phones too, because it would be both your job AND your responsibility to answer the goddamned phone. Motherfuckers that can't meet minimum requirements learn responsibility the hard way. Wait what? Your backyard? You weren't married at the time? +1 We're seeing a pattern here. |
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I see. Sounds like she has a problem that only a divorce lawyer can fix.
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Why? so she can find out why the alimony is late? Not a Goddamn chance. You often throw little baby tantrums like that? I'm nobody's beck-and-call girl. What the fuck did you do BEFORE cell phones? I had a land line. Then one day she decided to install a hammock in my back yard and needed to remove a rock from the ground so as not to get hurt if she fell out of the hammock. So she took a pickaxe to it and accidentally chopped the phone line, which appearantly was next to the rock, under the hammock. The phone company wanted $600 to fix the line, so I told them to eat a dick and I got a cell phone. And if you worked for me, like my wife does, on my time, on my dime, you would be my beck-and-call girl, or you'd lose your phones too, because it would be both your job AND your responsibility to answer the goddamned phone. Motherfuckers that can't meet minimum requirements learn responsibility the hard way. How's her being phoneless working for business? Sounds like an awesome business plan to me. I'd roll over dead before I paid to replace a phone that my "boss" crushed like a 2yo child. No, you would go buy your own phone. And it worked out quite well. Like I said, she always answers the phone when I call, or calls back right away. |
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I don't see the need to be tied to my phone 24/7. Sometimes I am simply unavailable. The world will get along just fine without me for a few hours.
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Why? so she can find out why the alimony is late? Not a Goddamn chance. You often throw little baby tantrums like that? I'm nobody's beck-and-call girl. What the fuck did you do BEFORE cell phones? I had a land line. Then one day she decided to install a hammock in my back yard and needed to remove a rock from the ground so as not to get hurt if she fell out of the hammock. So she took a pickaxe to it and accidentally chopped the phone line, which appearantly was next to the rock, under the hammock. The phone company wanted $600 to fix the line, so I told them to eat a dick and I got a cell phone. And if you worked for me, like my wife does, on my time, on my dime, you would be my beck-and-call girl, or you'd lose your phones too, because it would be both your job AND your responsibility to answer the goddamned phone. Motherfuckers that can't meet minimum requirements learn responsibility the hard way. How's her being phoneless working for business? Sounds like an awesome business plan to me. I'd roll over dead before I paid to replace a phone that my "boss" crushed like a 2yo child. No, you would go buy your own phone. And it worked out quite well. Like I said, she always answers the phone when I call, or calls back right away. Not before I took half of the business holdings in the divorce. |
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no but i am
i hate cell phones, texting, all of that gay shit |
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My wife turns off her ringer when she goes to bed then forgets to turn in on. When the ringer is actually turned on, my wife will keep it zipped up in her leather purse on the kitchen table where she can't hear it.
My iPhone 4s is always within arm's reach, I always answer it. My wife only calls when I'm carrying shit from the car to the house with my arms full. Woman logic. |
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My father and mother are horrible. I tried to called my mother today to say happy mothers day and she never answered. After 3 calls I tried to call my dad, same results.
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My father and mother are horrible. I tried to called my mother today to say happy mothers day and she never answered. After 3 calls I tried to call my dad, same results. Sorry, son. |
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Forgot to mention that my voicemail message says "Leave a message." Lol people get pissed but i dont give a fuck.
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I fucking hate talking on the phone partially because, whenever I do, I have to walk around, but mainly because I fucking hate talking on the phone. Send me a text and I'll reply when I dredge up enough care. 99% of the time my phone is off because I just don't want to talk on the phone. I also disregard voice mails because nothing of importance is ever said in them. "Hey yeah this is soandso gimme a call back ok bye." THIS! |
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Lol. I wouldn't answer your calls either. Go get some help. You need it. |
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This really pisses me off, wife leaves her phone in the bedroom and then never answers it when called. But if I don't answer when she calls me then she bitches. T Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I got sick of my wife not answering the phone when I call - this was a constant issue. To be more precise, I don't make social calls to my wife - I only call when I NEED something - I pay the phone bill, and I buy the phones. One day I alternated between calling both her phones over 70 times in a short period, with no answer. I NEEDED some information, so I headed for the house. When I got home, I asked her if she missed any calls. She kinda had this stupid look on her face, so I asked her for her phones, looked at both, and showed her the 70 missed calls from me. Then I hurled the phones into the nearest wall and stomped what was left. I told her if she couldn't find the time to answer my calls she could instead find the time to go to the phone store, wait in line, deal with the morons, get new phones, and pay for them herself, and then it would be OK if she didn't answer my calls. That was two-ish years ago, and since then she almost always answers my calls immediately, and if not calls back very quickly. Lol. I wouldn't answer your calls either. Go get some help. You need it. QFT |
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