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Posted: 12/31/2015 1:28:35 PM EDT
Mine is great, but holy shit she turns into demon spawn when she knows family is coming.

I'll be in the basement.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 1:49:45 PM EDT
Yep!

Instant spas.

Has to go on a maniacal vaccuming binge, every time. Never mind the place is already clean, it cannot look like people live here.

If somebody stops in unexpectedly, when she isn't here, and she finds out, it's 3 days of "You try to make me look bad.".

Women are all Batshit crazy.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 1:52:23 PM EDT


This is my house right now...
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 1:53:30 PM EDT
My stay at home wife doesn't do shit.  Doesn't vacuum, mop, dust, polish, nothing.  The house is a pig sty and I tell her she needs to clean but I'm an asshole who doesn't understand.  She lies and says she does but the cobwebs and filth in the corners tells a different story.  Last night her friend who lives in California comes by and she freaks out the house is a mess and she's so embarrassed but is this enough to get her off her lazy ass and do something?  Of course not.  She had all day - ALL DAY - and did nothing to clean the house.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 1:56:29 PM EDT

Yes.


Fuck them, I live here. I'll pick up a little but the house doesn't need to be show-quality. Meanwhile my SO is freaking out that the house needs to be *perfect*.


Link Posted: 12/31/2015 1:56:49 PM EDT
I'm the one that freaks out.  After picking up fireworks trash last New Years in the cold rain hung over, I said never again.  My buds wanted to come over again this year with their families whose kids apparently do not know how to shut a door once they go through it.  No, the mess that is left is not worth it.  I told them I wanted to go to one of their homes and create the mess and then leave.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 1:57:10 PM EDT
I assumed all SO's were that way.  If there is advanced notice of someone coming over the already clean house is cleaned again.

If someone stops by at random she either apologizes for the house being a mess or if she is not home freaks out if I did not apologize for the house being a "mess".
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:04:29 PM EDT
I give the house a good vacuuming and put away any random clutter, but I don't freak out or anything. Just a bit of tidying up.

My hubby stresses about it more than I do, but that's just because he doesn't particularly like company.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:07:00 PM EDT
I do, more than my wife.  It usually occurs when it's her family, and that's because they drive me nuts.  
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:08:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
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I'll be in the basement.
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Mine is the same way.
"What do you mean you'll be in the basement!? Who's going to help?"

I should add that you couldn't stop by unannounced and find anything out of place or dusty in most of our house. I remember her actually screaming at me over a beer cap on the kitchen counter one time.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:14:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Pudwak:


Mine is the same way.
"What do you mean you'll be in the basement!? Who's going to help?"

I should add that you couldn't stop by unannounced and find anything out of place or dusty in most of our house. I remember her actually screaming at me over a beer cap on the kitchen counter one time.
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Originally Posted By Pudwak:
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
Mine is great, but holy shit she turns into demon spawn when she knows family is coming.

I'll be in the basement.


Mine is the same way.
"What do you mean you'll be in the basement!? Who's going to help?"

I should add that you couldn't stop by unannounced and find anything out of place or dusty in most of our house. I remember her actually screaming at me over a beer cap on the kitchen counter one time.


Apparently I am too incompetent to help. Whatever I clean, no matter how meticulous I am is never up to her standards. She HAS to do it all, or its not good enough.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:16:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
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I don't call mine HOUSE DRAGON for nothing! Yeah full cleaning freak out that always starts insanely early, always really keyed up about it. In a way though I really respect it, she always puts in huge effort for guests (sometimes at more financial cost than I would have liked.) But having been to others homes where you can tell they don't care much about it, I can tell you I would much rather have her acting like she does.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:19:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PWR2LBS:


I don't call mine HOUSE DRAGON for nothing! Yeah full cleaning freak out that always starts insanely early, always really keyed up about it. In a way though I really respect it, she always puts in huge effort for guests (sometimes at more financial cost than I would have liked.) But having been to others homes where you can tell they don't care much about it, I can tell you I would much rather have her acting like she does.
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Originally Posted By PWR2LBS:
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
Mine is great, but holy shit she turns into demon spawn when she knows family is coming.

I'll be in the basement.


I don't call mine HOUSE DRAGON for nothing! Yeah full cleaning freak out that always starts insanely early, always really keyed up about it. In a way though I really respect it, she always puts in huge effort for guests (sometimes at more financial cost than I would have liked.) But having been to others homes where you can tell they don't care much about it, I can tell you I would much rather have her acting like she does.


Agreed entirely. She is also anti social, which I prefer to the social butterfly alternative. She likes me, her Dad and her cats. And that's just about it.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:21:13 PM EDT
Yes, even though the house looks fantastic.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:27:13 PM EDT
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If I called in a maid she would clean the house before hand.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:28:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By S-28:
Yep!

Instant spas.

Has to go on a maniacal vaccuming binge, every time. Never mind the place is already clean, it cannot look like people live here.

If somebody stops in unexpectedly, when she isn't here, and she finds out, it's 3 days of "You try to make me look bad.".

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This is my wife. And her mom. It's comical to watch.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:28:56 PM EDT
my wife is almost like that, she's a seating nazi - drives me fucking crazy.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 2:38:47 PM EDT
The only time my shorts get in a bunch is when my little nephews quote unquote friend from across the street comes over.
The kid is only 9, but I dislike him and his sister, and I really mean dislike. They are both little shit head bullies and the parents are
super fat WT dips who are oblivious to their kids behavior.

The little shit just knocked on the door and I told him my nephew was busy (he is not), yeah I am a mean.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 3:04:04 PM EDT
sadly, yes  

Mine is a clutter monster always leaving things around.  Till she knows someone is coming over.  Even close friends.

Then it's EVERYTHING. MUST. BE. PUT. AWAY.

I get yelled at for letting it get like this.  I get yelled at for putting stuff away (it's her stuff and she can never find it when I put it away).

And then I get yelled at for not helping.  

Love her but sometimes
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:14:30 PM EDT
Fuck yeah, we never have guest in our home and it is pretty damn clean all the time.  She is nutty about it if you ask me.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:18:46 PM EDT
Yep, can't look like anyone lives there.

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Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:22:45 PM EDT
My SO is the reverse when her family comes over, they are white trash, so it is "showing off" if our house is clean and tidy.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:25:26 PM EDT
I awoke to vacuuming. The house is spotless and she is busy making food for the guests tonight. I'm sitting on my ass arfcoming. I chose wisely.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:25:54 PM EDT
No, my dogs are usually happy when others come over.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:26:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PWR2LBS:


I don't call mine HOUSE DRAGON for nothing! Yeah full cleaning freak out that always starts insanely early, always really keyed up about it. In a way though I really respect it, she always puts in huge effort for guests (sometimes at more financial cost than I would have liked.) But having been to others homes where you can tell they don't care much about it, I can tell you I would much rather have her acting like she does.
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Originally Posted By PWR2LBS:
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
Mine is great, but holy shit she turns into demon spawn when she knows family is coming.

I'll be in the basement.


I don't call mine HOUSE DRAGON for nothing! Yeah full cleaning freak out that always starts insanely early, always really keyed up about it. In a way though I really respect it, she always puts in huge effort for guests (sometimes at more financial cost than I would have liked.) But having been to others homes where you can tell they don't care much about it, I can tell you I would much rather have her acting like she does.

I'm glad you appreciate the time and effort she puts in to ensure that your house is in order and you are not embarrassed. These are the little things that many men say they want, but rarely seem to appreciate when they have them.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:27:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rfox:
My stay at home wife doesn't do shit.  Doesn't vacuum, mop, dust, polish, nothing.  The house is a pig sty and I tell her she needs to clean but I'm an asshole who doesn't understand.  She lies and says she does but the cobwebs and filth in the corners tells a different story.  Last night her friend who lives in California comes by and she freaks out the house is a mess and she's so embarrassed but is this enough to get her off her lazy ass and do something?  Of course not.  She had all day - ALL DAY - and did nothing to clean the house.
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In for the divorce thread
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:28:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By S-28:
Yep!

Instant spas.

Has to go on a maniacal vaccuming binge, every time. Never mind the place is already clean, it cannot look like people live here.

If somebody stops in unexpectedly, when she isn't here, and she finds out, it's 3 days of "You try to make me look bad.".

Women are all Batshit crazy.
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Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:33:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By wpsharpshooter:


In for the divorce thread
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Originally Posted By wpsharpshooter:
Originally Posted By rfox:
My stay at home wife doesn't do shit.  Doesn't vacuum, mop, dust, polish, nothing.  The house is a pig sty and I tell her she needs to clean but I'm an asshole who doesn't understand.  She lies and says she does but the cobwebs and filth in the corners tells a different story.  Last night her friend who lives in California comes by and she freaks out the house is a mess and she's so embarrassed but is this enough to get her off her lazy ass and do something?  Of course not.  She had all day - ALL DAY - and did nothing to clean the house.


In for the divorce thread


No shit, holy pent up aggression batman.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:40:53 PM EDT
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This is all that needs to be said.

Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:42:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rfox:
My stay at home wife doesn't do shit.  Doesn't vacuum, mop, dust, polish, nothing.  The house is a pig sty and I tell her she needs to clean but I'm an asshole who doesn't understand.  She lies and says she does but the cobwebs and filth in the corners tells a different story.  Last night her friend who lives in California comes by and she freaks out the house is a mess and she's so embarrassed but is this enough to get her off her lazy ass and do something?  Of course not.  She had all day - ALL DAY - and did nothing to clean the house.
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She must be a DEMON in the sack.



Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:43:48 PM EDT
I wish mine would just learn how to keep things clean.. Shell freak out around the holidays about the house being a mess, but the rest of the year it looks like an episode of hoarders.. Shes the messiest person I have ever met and it drives me nuts. She has no friends and her family only shows up around the holidays, so she only cares what the place looks like one time a year, meanwhile I have to live in a constant state of embarrassment as my family lives right down the road and friends stop buy on a daily basis.. I literally took a photo of her side of the bedroom and sent the pic to her earlier this week, when she asked what it was I told her I was watching hoarders on TV, she said "how can anyone live like that, its sick" I told her to look at the photo again really closely... Thats when she noticed it was her shit... Starting tomorrow I told her if have to walk over it, trip over it or have to move it Im throwing it out end of story...
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 4:48:07 PM EDT
I've been remodeling our house in my spare time for the last few years so it's constantly a construction zone. Needless to say, we haven't had many people over other than the neighbors that have been helping with the work.
We planned a Christmas eve dinner with said neighbors but they had to cancel at the last minute. I mentioned it to a coworker who graciously offered to come over with his wife and kids to help us consume some of the party supplies.
Did I mention this was the last minute? I work nights, got home at 6AM Christmas eve morning and let the wife know we were having company over after all and she fucking flipped. 4 hours of shopping for new silverware, new chairs, new dishes, more food, decorations...
Then about 6 hours of insane cleaning and prep for a party we had already planned, just with different people. By the time the party rolled around I was burned out.
Her excuse was the neighbors know why the place is the way it is but we can't have new people seeing it.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:34:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:


This is all that needs to be said.

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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By S-28:

Women are all Batshit crazy.


This is all that needs to be said.


So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:41:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Naamah:

So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.
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Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By S-28:

Women are all Batshit crazy.


This is all that needs to be said.


So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.


I for sure do enjoy and value the psychotic illogicalities that come with crazy clean time, it keeps me on my toes.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:46:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By freeride21a:


I for sure do enjoy and value the psychotic illogicalities that come with crazy clean time, it keeps me on my toes.
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Originally Posted By freeride21a:
Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By S-28:

Women are all Batshit crazy.


This is all that needs to be said.


So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.


I for sure do enjoy and value the psychotic illogicalities that come with crazy clean time, it keeps me on my toes.

Best to present the smallest footprint possible when she's wielding the vacuum.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:50:22 PM EDT
Yup....dont want anybody over.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:53:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
Mine is great, but holy shit she turns into demon spawn when she knows family is coming.

I'll be in the basement.
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Yep, on both accounts.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:53:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Naamah:

So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.
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Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By S-28:

Women are all Batshit crazy.


This is all that needs to be said.


So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.


Oh trust me I do, but when she is losing her mind because there is a crumb on the floor I  can't even see its a bit over the top.
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Originally Posted By -FiveFiveSIx-:
I wish mine would just learn how to keep things clean.. Shell freak out around the holidays about the house being a mess, but the rest of the year it looks like an episode of hoarders.. Shes the messiest person I have ever met and it drives me nuts. She has no friends and her family only shows up around the holidays, so she only cares what the place looks like one time a year, meanwhile I have to live in a constant state of embarrassment as my family lives right down the road and friends stop buy on a daily basis.. I literally took a photo of her side of the bedroom and sent the pic to her earlier this week, when she asked what it was I told her I was watching hoarders on TV, she said "how can anyone live like that, its sick" I told her to look at the photo again really closely... Thats when she noticed it was her shit... Starting tomorrow I told her if have to walk over it, trip over it or have to move it Im throwing it out end of story...
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I did this and she literally had a nervous breakdown.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:58:39 PM EDT
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So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.
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Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By S-28:

Women are all Batshit crazy.


This is all that needs to be said.


So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.


Some of us do.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 5:59:48 PM EDT
Not unless its nap or bedtime for kids
Dont fuck w my kids gng to sleep
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 6:01:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
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Same here. You would think the fucking Pope was going to visit instead of my SIL.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 6:03:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
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I would rather deal with a home invasion than getting ready for friends to drop by.  You would think that she was expecting an white glove inspection by Gny Sgt Hartman.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 6:04:52 PM EDT
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Don't they all?



(That's been my experience)

Link Posted: 12/31/2015 6:04:54 PM EDT
The ex used to. Part of the reason why I never fought very hard when she started fucking a former buddy of mine.

Link Posted: 12/31/2015 6:07:30 PM EDT
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Some of us do.
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Originally Posted By Willmar:
Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:
Originally Posted By S-28:

Women are all Batshit crazy.


This is all that needs to be said.


So it is crazy to want to present a clean, well kept house and avoid embarrassing your husband in front of company? I thought men valued that sort of behavior in a woman.


Some of us do.



I'm glad.
Link Posted: 12/31/2015 6:17:32 PM EDT
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LOL...Mine had me run the dust mop down the steps to my "lair".

WTH, I just humor her. Beats the shit out of a messy home.

After the SIL leaves the sammich-maker will be right as rain again.
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