Anyone else talk in their sleep ?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Anyone else talk in their sleep ?

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:31:34 AM EDT

I mentioned to my wife that I woke myself up talking this morning. Now I will admit I have done some bad shit in the past 20 years we have been married. But over the last 5 years we have repaired most of that.
Anyway after I said that to her she said " yeah you have been doing a lot of that lately."

She said it like she had caught me doing something. So I didnt press it any further. Of course my first thoughts were ahh fuck.
So was just wondering who else talks in their sleep and has regretted it?

Also for those few of you that will inevitably judge me for being honest about my past. Go ahead and go fuck yourselves . We all have skeletons and that includes the people here that judge everyone on every little issue.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:35:58 AM EDT

[#1]

I just experienced this for myself the first time ever last week. I woke up from a dream (I guess) saying "I can't remember."

I have no clue what that was about.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:37:02 AM EDT

[#2]

Their

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:37:51 AM EDT

[#3]

It's almost a nightly thing for me, usually around 430am.

When I was younger it use to just be loud obscenities. Now it has progressed into a full stream of insults and randomness.

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Posted: 3/13/2011 10:40:08 AM EDT

[#4]

I wouldn't know.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:41:32 AM EDT

[#5]

I've been told I mumble indecipherable nonsense in my sleep.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:42:15 AM EDT

[#6]

The g/f does......we can have full conversations sometimes. There was one day she was taking a nap and she thought she was tied up(sexually) and was wanting to know why I wasn't in there having sex with her....and why I would just tie her up and then leave her like that. I went to roll her over and her wrists were still together like she was seriously tied up. It was pretty weird.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:42:51 AM EDT

[#7]

Where sleep?

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:49:07 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
The g/f does......we can have full conversations sometimes. There was one day she was taking a nap and she thought she was tied up(sexually) and was wanting to know why I wasn't in there having sex with her....and why I would just tie her up and then leave her like that. I went to roll her over and her wrists were still together like she was seriously tied up. It was pretty weird.

Good one.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:50:33 AM EDT

[#9]

I've said some things from time to time. But nothing that I really remember. My ex used to tell me about stuff I'd say.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:51:05 AM EDT

[#10]

My wife said I mumbled something like: "IF YOU MENTION YOUR WIFE IN THE THREAD TITLE OR THE OP, YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO POST PICS!"

I don't remember it though....

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Posted: 3/13/2011 10:52:42 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

I wouldn't know.

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Posted: 3/13/2011 10:54:58 AM EDT

[#12]

Talk, no. I do jump straight up out of bed, fighting and seeing "shadow people" in the bedroom sometimes.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:56:19 AM EDT

[#13]

Oh yeah, all the time. I used to sleepwalk, too.

My mom always gets a kick out of one of the old stories. I was 13 or 14 at the time. She had a habit of coming to each of our rooms and checking on us before she went to bed.

I guess one night she came into my room to check on me when I sat straight up, looked her dead in the face, and said (as Mom recalls it to me):

"Watch out, mom! There's a deadly monitor lizard on the wall!"

"What?"

"Crikey! A deadly monitor lizard! Watch out!"

Apparently at this point I act like I'm pointing a rifle at the wall and start making "pew-pew-pew" noises while killing this lizard.

Mom says she's almost dying of laughter at this point. She apparently turns around to leave when I spin around and say:

"But Mom, I don't want chicken for dinner..."

Apparently I then decided this was enough and went back to bed.

I don't remember any of this.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:56:29 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
My wife said I mumbled something like: "IF YOU MENTION YOUR WIFE IN THE THREAD TITLE OR THE OP, YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO POST PICS!"

I don't remember it though....

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ETA: And yes OP, I have woken myself up talking already. Wife says it was incoherent....

I have had a conversation with her in her sleep already also, saying that breakfast is on the table, at midnight one night. Three of four exchanges of lines, then she woke up and was wondering why the fuck I was talking to her about breakfast.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:56:46 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
My wife said I mumbled something like: "IF YOU MENTION YOUR WIFE IN THE THREAD TITLE OR THE OP, YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO POST PICS!"

I don't remember it though....

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Almost forgot. Here we are together this past new years eve.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:57:32 AM EDT

[#16]

Ive been told I do, and I sound disturbing .... Except my fiancee swears I don't. I guess I only do when i am stuck in Iraq sharing a Chu with someone I dont like and dreaming weird Iraqi induced dreams

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:59:43 AM EDT

[#17]

For a minute I read the topic as "Talk to their sheep".

Posted: 3/13/2011 11:00:53 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

My wife said I mumbled something like: "IF YOU MENTION YOUR WIFE IN THE THREAD TITLE OR THE OP, YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO POST PICS!"

I don't remember it though....

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Almost forgot. Here we are together this past new years eve.

http://www.wtfisupwithmylovelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Ugly-Guy-Hot-Wife.jpg

That pic belongs in a "divide by zero" thread.

Posted: 3/13/2011 11:11:40 AM EDT

[#19]

dude, my wife has a pen and pad next to her on the bed because she said the shit I say in my sleep is absolutely epic! Want to know what started it all according to her? I was apparently singing a song about ass wiping and keeping clean!!!!! If you know my wife, she could not make this up...she told me the next morning while I was in the shower...I almost fell out of that thing I was laughing so hard. Anyways, so she could not remember the lyrics and from that point on, she got the pen and pad and has written down numerous things I have said in my sleep. What is really odd, is that I feel like I never dream at all. Sleep talking rules!

Posted: 3/13/2011 11:12:49 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

For a minute I read the topic as "Talk to their sheep".

Me too. I was like hell yes I do.

Posted: 3/13/2011 11:22:49 AM EDT

[#21]

I've got a foul mouth and most of it comes out in my sleep. I will occassionally wake myself up midswearing streak. I'm also prone to giving tank fire commands in my sleep. My wife finds all of these irritating.

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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:26:22 AM EDT

[#22]

I have been told numerous times that I swear frequently in my sleep. Lots of 'Fuck you' and 'you stupid bastard'

All of that is not really helpful when you are sleeping next to a new gf btw..... Oh, my last ex used to have these crazy vivid nightmares/sleeptalking episodes about surfing off of Hawaii and being hit by a Tsunami and drowning. She would start flailing her legs and arms like she was trying to swim and start crying in her sleep. It was really scary shit

Posted: 3/13/2011 12:18:44 PM EDT

[#23]

WOW. It's nice to see I'm not the only one.

A few months back I woke up to my wife balling her eyes out in bed.
Apparently I was having a dream (talking out loud) about a ex-highscool acquaintance that had became a stripper. I won't go into details, but not good stuff.

I have been trying to train myself into not thinking about other women that I know throughout the day - and limiting my pussy-pounding thoughts to only my wife.
Good luck - there isn't much you can do about talking in your sleep. I know how you feel.

Posted: 3/13/2011 12:28:57 PM EDT

[#24]

Yup, but I don't initiate conversations and every response from me is clear but - none of the logic follows any sort of context.

Example, "Someone open the door behind the ceiling!" It could be worse.

Posted: 3/13/2011 12:37:41 PM EDT

[#25]

I have done this my whole life. I'm 43. when I was married, I would have to explain things often when I woke up. I have woke myself up many times talking, and it would take me a few moments to figure out where the voices were coming from. My daughter has done the same thing as me, so I guess the apple doesn't fall that far from the tree.

...................WAT? Who said that?............................Dammit, never mind I'm going back to sleep!

I would try to tell my partner every night, " I'm not responsible for ANYTHING that I say while I'm asleep"

Posted: 3/13/2011 12:37:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

I mentioned to my wife that I woke myself up talking this morning. Now I will admit I have done some bad shit in the past 20 years we have been married. But over the last 5 years we have repaired most of that.
Anyway after I said that to her she said " yeah you have been doing a lot of that lately."

She said it like she had caught me doing something. So I didnt press it any further. Of course my first thoughts were ahh fuck.
So was just wondering who else talks in their sleep and has regretted it?

Also for those few of you that will inevitably judge me for being honest about my past. Go ahead and go fuck yourselves . We all have skeletons and that includes the people here that judge everyone on every little issue.

that all depends on what you say in your sleep

as far as i know i don't talk in my sleep, but i do snore a lot. i woke myself up from it once!

the last serious sleep-talker i had to deal with was a college roommate back in 91. She would yell/swear in her sleep. I got accidental revenge on her however. The last time she shouted at someone in her sleep... I happened to wake up flailing and knocked something over, which woke her up. Not on purpose but heh... I think she was pissed.

Posted: 3/13/2011 12:59:38 PM EDT

[#27]

My wife tells me that I tell our load mouthed cat to "Shut the fuck up, Blanco!"

ETA- meant "Loud Mouthed" - My wife's load mouthed

Posted: 3/13/2011 1:16:49 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

I just experienced this for myself the first time ever last week. I woke up from a dream (I guess) saying "I can't remember."

I have no clue what that was about.

Posted: 3/13/2011 1:45:05 PM EDT

[#29]

Nope, don't snore either. Trust me, I stayed awake one night just to find out.

Posted: 3/13/2011 2:06:28 PM EDT

[#30]

I have been known to talk in my sleep and even have conversations with people that I had no clue happened.

Posted: 3/13/2011 2:17:39 PM EDT

[#31]

I frequently lapse into spanish in my sleep.

Posted: 3/13/2011 2:28:11 PM EDT

[#32]

My wife talks in her sleep... but it's all gibberish; can't make out a single word of it.

Posted: 3/13/2011 2:43:30 PM EDT

[#33]

I've been told I talk, sing, and yell in my sleep. I've woken up spelling or in the middle of a debate with someone in my dream.

Posted: 3/13/2011 2:54:06 PM EDT

[#34]

I woke up typing once.

Posted: 3/13/2011 3:03:43 PM EDT

[#35]

In basic I was the "Education Petty Officer." Those poor bastards on late night watches used to ask me questions to study for upcoming tests. I guess I always gave the right answers even though I don't remember a thing

Posted: 3/13/2011 3:06:51 PM EDT

[#36]

I pray that I don't, considering some of the dreams I have. But, the Mrs. never has said anything so I guess I am good, for now.

Have a buddy of mine who needed Ambien to go to sleep. We'd be texting back and forth throughout the night and he would say he was going to bed. A couple of hours later I'd start getting some texts that were weird as shit. Like, "Fartknocker buttwhistle." I'd reply as best I could and it would keep going with, "Cumdunker bingedoodle!!". I mean weird stuff that made zero sense. He would always give a sheepish apology the next morning.

Posted: 3/13/2011 3:27:26 PM EDT

[#37]

Yep. I do that a lot.

Normally, your brain puts out a chemical which suppresses your motor neurons ("sleep paralysis"). But sometimes that system eases up before you are truly awake, so you act out your dreams. It can range from embarrassing to downright dangerous. In college I elbowed a young lady in the face, cause I was dreaming that someone was trying to choke me, or something.

Posted: 3/13/2011 4:00:43 PM EDT

[#38]

My co-worker on 3rd shift talks in his sleep. He'll be sitting in a chair wide awake, ten seconds later, he is asleep, mumbling about all kinds of stuff...

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:02:06 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The g/f does......we can have full conversations sometimes. There was one day she was taking a nap and she thought she was tied up(sexually) and was wanting to know why I wasn't in there having sex with her....and why I would just tie her up and then leave her like that. I went to roll her over and her wrists were still together like she was seriously tied up. It was pretty weird.

Good one.

I recorded about 5min of convo on my phone.......I woke her up and told her what happened.....she didn't believe me. I whipped out the phone.

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:06:39 PM EDT

[#40]

My kid screamed out, "No! Aliens!" in his sleep a few days ago. Then all was quiet.

Which really freaked me out as I had recently watched "The Fourth Kind." I had a pretty restless night after that.

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:30:47 PM EDT

[#41]

im to busy sleeping with my eyes open, creeps the wife out, but she does talk in her sleep, creeps me out

Posted: 3/13/2011 7:39:19 PM EDT

[#42]

I've been told that I talk/mumble in my sleep sometimes...never anything understandable though and I've never woken myself up doing it. However, I have laughed in my sleep and woken up from it...now if I could just remember the joke when I wake up!

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