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Posted: 1/31/2006 9:11:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 9:18:31 AM EST by Tromatic]
Called to beat up Bush on Bin Laden still being loose. Rush asked her if she knew the date we captured Hitler. Sometime in 1940, according to her. Duh! Everybody knows he went to Brazil!

ETA: Trick question. Instantly obvious she was a DU'er.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:13:31 AM EST
yep, it was funny
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:14:29 AM EST
trick question
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:14:30 AM EST
Yup.



"Lady, your citizenship is REVOKED."

Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:14:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 9:16:36 AM EST by DK-Prof]
Was Rush being facetious? Was it just a curveball to stump her?

Was he trying to say that Bin Laden is already dead, or that we'll never know for sure?


(The 1940 answer is terrible for sure )
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:16:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 9:17:03 AM EST by Rakky]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Was Rush being facetious? Was it just a curveball to stump her?

Was he trying to say that Bin Laden is already dead, or that we'll never know for sure?





Or maybe it was that we won that war, but never captured Hitler.

ETA

Whatever he meant, he made her look like a fool. Whadda dumb biyatch.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:16:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 9:16:42 AM EST by Tromatic]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Was Rush being facetious? Was it just a curveball to stump her?
Was he trying to say that Bin Laden is already dead, or that we'll never know for sure?



Trick question. The instant she opened her mouth it was obvious she was a DU'er.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:16:28 AM EST
Soviets got his body shortly after his b-day in April, 1945 right?
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:17:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Soviets got his body shortly after his b-day in April, 1945 right?



Don't think they ever recovered his body, although they claimed to have some of his skull I believe. They nazis treid to burn him completely, I think.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:24:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Soviets got his body shortly after his b-day in April, 1945 right?



Don't think they ever recovered his body, although they claimed to have some of his skull I believe. They nazis treid to burn him completely, I think.



Yeah, after he committed suicide (the little coward), they dragged him outside into a ditch and burned the body.

If I recall correctly the Russians claimed to get his remains but nobody knows for sure.


Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:28:52 AM EST
Her entire call was anoying. She was clueless.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:30:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By okiehunter39:
Her entire call was anoying. She was clueless.



+1

Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:31:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 9:33:24 AM EST by eodtech2000]
Doesn't she know anything, everyone knows Hitler flew to Britain in May 1940 and was kept in the Tower of London. Everything else is part of a great big Conspiracy between the Allies,

ETA: Time for some ARFCOM revisionist history buffs to add on.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:35:01 AM EST


Last I saw, he was running for local office in Britain.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:37:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Doesn't she know anything, everyone knows Hitler flew to Britain in May 1940 and was kept in the Tower of London. Everything else is part of a great big Conspiracy between the Allies,history



I would, but everything in the archives after the Dusseldorf-Macon pact is sealed...
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:49:32 AM EST
Was it over after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:56:51 AM EST
Rush wasn't really trying to trick her, just point out that we WON the war, but didn't accomplish capturing Hitler.

Doesn't matter
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 9:58:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Soviets got his body shortly after his b-day in April, 1945 right?



Don't think they ever recovered his body, although they claimed to have some of his skull I believe. They nazis treid to burn him completely, I think.



I saw a show on that. The Russians case was pretty convincing. Can't say for 100% certain of course, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:05:22 AM EST
It was a classic!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:08:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:


Last I saw, he was running for local office in Britain.



Did you know that Poland was historically part of Dorchester?
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:13:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By guardian855:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Soviets got his body shortly after his b-day in April, 1945 right?



Don't think they ever recovered his body, although they claimed to have some of his skull I believe. They nazis treid to burn him completely, I think.



I saw a show on that. The Russians case was pretty convincing. Can't say for 100% certain of course, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.



What has the soviet union done in the last 60 years to earn that benefit?
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:26:21 AM EST
Stalin was credited with saying something like "People are the problem. No people, no problem."

I'll give him that.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:32:57 AM EST
Everyone knows that we fought the Veitnamese in Korea during WWII. We fought Hitler during the Revolutionary War.

(P.S. the first sentence was an actual answer (put concisely) by a "man on the street" on Hannity's show)
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 10:55:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
Rush wasn't really trying to trick her, just point out that we WON the war, but didn't accomplish capturing Hitler.

Doesn't matter




Aaaah - that's a really good point.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 11:08:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights: Rush wasn't really trying to trick her, just point out that we WON the war, but didn't accomplish capturing Hitler.
Exactamundo! But her guess at 1940 was hilarious.

If she's that dumb, she might end up voting for a Republican by mistake. Please God make it happen.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 11:09:13 AM EST
We didn’t capture Hitler? Then we lost WW II!!! Dig up Truman and Roosevelt so we can haul their carcasses to the Senate to impeach them! I bet they authorized spying on Americans too!


Some people can’t separate fiction from reality, I saw it with my own eyes on TV it has to be true!
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 11:11:59 AM EST
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.


Link Posted: 1/31/2006 11:42:54 AM EST
I'm just going to assume that she was nervous speaking to such a powerful and influential member of the media. The alternative is a bit scary to think about.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 12:10:05 PM EST
i thought he was part of an isolated moutain community in argentina?
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 12:18:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Doesn't she know anything, everyone knows Hitler flew to Britain in May 1940 and was kept in the Tower of London. Everything else is part of a great big Conspiracy between the Allies,

ETA: Time for some ARFCOM revisionist history buffs to add on.



See the conspiracy theory thread for my contribution to history.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 12:41:13 PM EST
It always cracks me up when people think they're going to be sly and get over on somebody that does stuff like that for a living. Only equivalent way to totally make a fool of yourself is start hecking a good stand up comedian.
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