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Posted: 9/28/2005 2:36:29 PM EDT
Ordering Chineese takeout? The guy answering the phones always reminds me of the takeout guy in Sienfeld.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 2:38:01 PM EDT
aye, up until I can't understand what i'm ordering.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 2:39:13 PM EDT
CG: Hello? I take your order?
ME: Yes sir, carry out.
CG: Ok what you like?
ME: General Tso's chicken combo w/chicken fried rice
CG: Ok 15 minits
ME: Sounds good

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 2:40:51 PM EDT
Damn it, now I'm hungry...
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 2:41:19 PM EDT
My order went like this:

Me: "I would like the # 36 and the #52 with an egg roll.
Him: "OkIhavesweetsourschikenwifriceandsesmisch­ickenaneggrollokby"
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:37:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Ordering Chineese takeout? The guy answering the phones always reminds me of the takeout guy in Sienfeld.




No won-ton soup for you?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:43:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 3:47:24 PM EDT by nationwide]
Hmmm....

I like "City Wok" on South Park

"Herro? Shitty Wok! Ok, you get a one order shitty pork, and a one order shitty chow mein."



Seriously, I love chinese food!

"You want some Shitty Egg Fu Yung???"
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:43:43 PM EDT
I'll have a #15 and a side order of McDonalds.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:46:04 PM EDT
When I was about 12, me and my brother were addicted to these awesome hot Greek sub sandwiches this Greek restaurant made. But we were always scared of ordering them for delivery, because the Greek guy who took the orders always sounded pissed off, like we were bothering him. So we took turns ordering "You call! I did it last week!"
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:48:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Hmmm....

I like "City Wok" on South Park

"Herro? Shitty Wok! Ok, you get a one order shitty pork, and a one order shitty chow mein."



Seriously, I love chinese food!

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Citywok.gif "You want some Shitty Egg Fu Yung???"



Link Posted: 9/28/2005 3:59:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Hmmm....

I like "City Wok" on South Park

"Herro? Shitty Wok! Ok, you get a one order shitty pork, and a one order shitty chow mein."



Seriously, I love chinese food!

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Citywok.gif "You want some Shitty Egg Fu Yung???"






Hell, think I found a new avatar for a while!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:00:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Hmmm....

I like "City Wok" on South Park

"Herro? Shitty Wok! Ok, you get a one order shitty pork, and a one order shitty chow mein."



Seriously, I love chinese food!

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Citywok.gif "You want some Shitty Egg Fu Yung???"



Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:02:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Hmmm....

I like "City Wok" on South Park

"Herro? Shitty Wok! Ok, you get a one order shitty pork, and a one order shitty chow mein."



Seriously, I love chinese food!

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Citywok.gif "You want some Shitty Egg Fu Yung???"






Hell, think I found a new avatar for a while!



Nobody's gonna recognize you now.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:06:33 PM EDT
The Chinese joint I used to frequent was run by this young little chinese girl, and she'd shout the order to the back, always sounded pissed off, even when she was back there chattering. In chinglish, she was always exceptionally nice. Guess it's just the language.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:11:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CS223:
The Chinese joint I used to frequent was run by this young little chinese girl, and she'd shout the order to the back, always sounded pissed off, even when she was back there chattering. In chinglish, she was always exceptionally nice. Guess it's just the language.



I think the lady down there and the lady down the street here must be separated twins or something. She yells like a banshee too.
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