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Posted: 10/2/2014 8:57:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 8:58:38 AM EST by Duckbutter]
I simply cannot poop in a public bathroom if someone is sitting in the stall next to me.

Usually Im dying to go if I use a public RR I go in drop pants barely keep things under control and then when my butt hears a person sitting in next stall I cannot perform. I just sit there and wait until they leave or I hear a flush or a life saving push of the air dryer button.

Am I the only one with this issue?

I know I will never see these strangers again..its not like Im at work. Its obvious the folks around have no problem going. Im 41 years old and always had this issue(unless drunk).
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 8:58:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 8:59:32 AM EST by NavyIS2]
Poop thread. IBTL

But yes. Always have, unless on deployment.Nothing like standing on a board in front of a hole pinching off a loaf next to your buddy to bond you.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 8:59:09 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NavyIS2:
Poop thread. IBTL
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Link Posted: 10/2/2014 8:59:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NavyIS2:
Poop thread. IBTL
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Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:00:03 AM EST
Nope.

IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:00:13 AM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:00:21 AM EST
I get pissed when someone is playing games on their cell phone, hogging the large stall, which is the one I want. I need a little room to discharge poo, and the big stall is just right
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:00:22 AM EST
IBTL.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:01:22 AM EST
That's because you are very courteous person.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:03:06 AM EST
Still not locked...well just post whorin' then.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:04:15 AM EST
ibtl
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:04:49 AM EST
ibtl
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:07:09 AM EST
I am


I hate when i go in for business and the place is empty and quiet. Then 1 person walks in.


I try to pause any business handling until they leave.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:08:23 AM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:08:26 AM EST
When you grow up and become a man, these types of things won't bother you
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:09:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 9:10:53 AM EST by bob1946]
You get over it quick when everyone has to crap together in the open on a line of toilets and you are being yelled at to hurry up.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:10:14 AM EST
Can't believe poop thread isn't locked yet - IBTL, postcount.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:11:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bob1946:
You get over it quick when everyone has to crap together in the open and you are being yelled at to hurry up.
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This was part of the reason I never thought the military was for me. I knew I have to perform under pressure and know I cannot.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:11:26 AM EST
When you have to shit in a bucket in the middle of a company defensive position you kinda lose that shyness.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:12:08 AM EST
I'm a shy pisser but not a shy pooper.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:12:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 9:15:57 AM EST by RaisedByWolves]
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Originally Posted By zaskar017:
When you grow up and become a man, these types of things won't bother you
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But then it goes the other way.


I purposly try to mega power dump if there are people in there.

Think of the Jap sub scene from the movie 1941.


Skip to 2:50


Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:12:39 AM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:13:25 AM EST
I heard that tapping your foot under the next stall can relieve some pressure.

IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:13:32 AM EST
Me and my GF poop together all the time. Kinda nice to have some moral support while shitting out Mexican food.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:13:45 AM EST
Why do poop threads get locked?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:13:50 AM EST
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Originally Posted By zaskar017:
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This

I've had to drop a load in a bar ditch on Highway 59 because there was no other options.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:15:05 AM EST
+1 Post count
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:15:06 AM EST
Poop thread ?

Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:15:15 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jonk9194:
This

I've had to drop a load in a bar ditch on Highway 59 because there was no other options.
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Originally Posted By zaskar017:
When you grow up and become a man, these types of things won't bother you
This

I've had to drop a load in a bar ditch on Highway 59 because there was no other options.


Were there other folks around? I can go whenever wherever alone.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:15:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ultramagbrion:
Poop thread ?

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This is meant to be more of a shyness thread.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:16:29 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jasonTTKA:
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Because GD.

No problems poopalooping here and IBTL.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:16:36 AM EST
I'ld drop one in median during rush hour.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:16:45 AM EST
I can shit anywhere, any time. Which can be disconcerting to the folks in line behind me at the bank.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:17:08 AM EST
Once you have pooped in a 6 seat open bay latrine with most of your squad next to you with no dividers, you are no longer shy.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:17:26 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jasonTTKA:
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The first rule of poop. Is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT POOP!

The second rule of poop. Is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT POOP!

The third rule. Only one poster per stall.

The forth rule of poop. If the poster talks to much about it the thread is OVER!

The fifth rule of poop. There is no rules.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:17:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Neomonk21:
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+1

and IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:17:49 AM EST
Nope. No trouble here, just let it go.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:18:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jasonTTKA:
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Cause it's bad like threads showing cleavage and bikinis.

GSW to the head, and head sawed off with a dull knife by terrorist fucks is OK though.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:18:24 AM EST
I'm the opposite. If its time to shit, its time to shit, and I could throw down on stage. Its trying to take a piss under pressure that gets me
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:19:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 9:20:12 AM EST by gsxrmike]
I'm Tier 1 at #2

ETA

High speed low drag wiper as well!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:19:21 AM EST
Be careful of the bars you say that in.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:19:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:20:30 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Neomonk21:
I'm a shy pisser but not a shy pooper.
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Can't squeeze a drop with someone else in the vicinity, but I can shit my drawers trying
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:20:45 AM EST
Nope, when nature calls, I answer.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:21:22 AM EST
Post count.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:21:41 AM EST
Another +1 IBTL

Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:22:05 AM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:22:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 9:23:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2014 9:23:24 AM EST by Tango7]
SYSTEM hates poop in public too...
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