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Posted: 6/3/2008 6:30:21 PM EST
Before you start, don't give me any shit about the Ultra beer. I'd prefer a real beer too, but my health dictates a low-carb beer.

Now, I'm working on my, oh, fifth pomegranate raspberry beer now, and it isn't too bad. At lease it has more flavor the the normal Mich Ultra. I polished off a sixer of the lime cactus earlier tonight, and had a couple last night with tacos. Turns out that they fit right in with tacos. Maybe it's a southwest thing.

Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:19:08 PM EST
None of you fuckers?
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:23:22 PM EST
I'll drink Mich Ultra, but the flavored shit? My girlfriend won't even drink that bitch beer.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:30:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
My girlfriend won't even drink that bitch beer.


That's just mean. It's not like I'm drinking Smirnoff Ice or something.

Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:33:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Before you start, don't give me any shit about the Ultra beer. I'd prefer a real beer too, but my health dictates a low-carb beer.

Now, I'm working on my, oh, fifth pomegranate raspberry beer now, and it isn't too bad. At lease it has more flavor the the normal Mich Ultra. I polished off a sixer of the lime cactus earlier tonight, and had a couple last night with tacos. Turns out that they fit right in with tacos. Maybe it's a southwest thing.



Damn V_G, I always thought you were one of the good guys.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:34:46 PM EST
I've tried these "bitch beers", and they're good. All 3 of 'em.

Of course, I am some kind of mutant retard DU troll ATF lovin' democrat ghey jihadin' French woman because I don't like "beer snob" beers... at least that's how it seems.

All the beers that everyone loves in the beer snob threads taste like shit to me.

On a hot day, give me a cold fresh light American beer (Michelob light, Bud light, etc) and I'm happy.

Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:43:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Before you start, don't give me any shit about the Ultra beer. I'd prefer a real beer too, but my health dictates a low-carb beer.


There are some things in life you just can't compromise on.

If I can't have a real beer, I'm sure as fuck not gonna swill down Michelob
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:46:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
My girlfriend won't even drink that bitch beer.


That's just mean. It's not like I'm drinking Smirnoff Ice or something.

i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/vanilla_gorilla911/sloth.jpg




But seriously...this thread is gay.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:47:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By BigRoost:
I've tried these "bitch beers", and they're good. All 3 of 'em.

Of course, I am some kind of mutant retard DU troll ATF lovin' democrat ghey jihadin' French woman because I don't like "beer snob" beers... at least that's how it seems.

All the beers that everyone loves in the beer snob threads taste like shit to me.

On a hot day, give me a cold fresh light American beer (Michelob light, Bud light, etc) and I'm happy.



Any beer snob that calls fruit flavors in beer sacrilegious doesn't know shit about beer.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:48:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By 70satvert:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
My girlfriend won't even drink that bitch beer.


That's just mean. It's not like I'm drinking Smirnoff Ice or something.

i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/vanilla_gorilla911/sloth.jpg




But seriously...this thread is gay.



If it is, I'm disowning it like a son that come home in a skirt.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:52:26 PM EST
I've been considering the Mich Ultra myself these days...man, I never thought it would happen to me.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:56:36 PM EST
i drink mich ultra amber bock when i want to thrown back some beer quickly, shit is smooth mmm goes down like water
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:57:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2008 7:58:02 PM EST by vanilla_gorilla]

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i drink mich ultra amber bock when i want to thrown back some beer quickly, shit is smooth mmm goes down like water


That's becuase it damn near is water.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:58:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By rykn0w:
i drink mich ultra amber bock when i want to thrown back some beer quickly, shit is smooth mmm goes down like water


That's becuase it damn near is water.
yah but its better than that coors light water
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:59:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 8:04:29 PM EST
Put down the girly beer, I repeat PUT DOWN THE GIRLY BEER!!
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 8:06:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2008 8:06:42 PM EST by 70satvert]

Originally Posted By brouhaha:
I'd always heard Michelob being referred to as "Sickelob" because people get sick from it.

I'd never thought much about it, but to be honest I'd never had a Michelob before.

I had one a few weeks back. A single one. After being sick the whole next day, I won't have another.


I've drank plenty of Michelob and never gotten sick.

ETA: And never heard anyone I know getting sick from it either.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 8:32:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 8:37:05 PM EST
Man card, now. Hand it over.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 9:15:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By scrybe:
Man card, now. Hand it over.


Sorry. No can do. If I have to make chili out of your guts, I'll do it. And I'll use beans in it, too.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 9:19:38 PM EST
Mich Ultra makes me burp like hell and it doesn't even taste like real beer, the only reason Id try a flavored mich ultra is to make my burps taste (or my farts smell) better.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 9:24:00 PM EST
Oh is that the Mich Ultra that has Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy on the label?

Dennis Leary on the subject

The first minute or so is tragically applicable.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 9:27:54 PM EST
Mich Ultra is just like Coors light, they both have the same thing in common with making love in a canoe.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 9:46:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:00:06 PM EST
I'm a Sam Adams seasonal guy. Michelob sucks..
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:02:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By scrybe:
Man card, now. Hand it over.


Sorry. No can do. If I have to make chili out of your guts, I'll do it. And I'll use beans in it, too.


You better use beans. It's chili, not gravy!
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:16:48 PM EST

When I was in college that shit was called "Zima".


I always preferred beer flavored beer. But, you know, if you like it a little fruity, I guess we can't hold that against you.
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