MAN! You guys are a bunch of F'ing Loonies! I know, I can smell my own kind!
NSF Jojo is NOT dead, he is NOT lying raped & murdered in a Reno NV Suburb road ditch, he is NOT trying to put out a burning backpack, nor is he dying of a deadly herpes inflammation (I hope).
By thinking of these things, you are assuming X things:
1. Assuming he got a piece has little to do with the advice you all gave him (I'm fairly certain of that). They probably just wanted to know of how wonderful it is to have sex with a REAL NINJA when he's FLIPPING OUT, or FLYING!
2. Assuming he is dead! This shows you are ASSUMING that he doesn't have ANY survival skillz, and as he is a REAL NINJA, I'm sure he's alive. Ninjas SOMETIMES get thier butts kicked in movies, but almost NEVER DIE!
Okay... You want to know the truth behind the disappearance of NSF JOJO!?!?
HE'S TAKING FINALS EXAMS AT COLLEGE! Why do I know this? BECAUSE I AM TAKING FINALS EXAMS AT COLLEGE!
My friends all told me to keep away from this website, because they know I'm addicted. NSF Jojo has more common sense because he's actually keeping away from his studying kryptonite! I should know, I'm experiencing the same damn shit!
So far my finals exam results:
1 B+ (estimate) in Calculus 2
1 C+ (estimate) in Physics for Engineers
1 ? (Undetermined until 1:00 today) in Architecture
1 ? (Undetermined until 1:00 Tomorrow) in History of Advanced Weapons Systems
[b]SO PLEASE, IF YOU ARE REALLY SETTING UP A FUND FOR NSF JoJo, PLEASE SET ONE UP FOR ME TOO, WE'RE BOTH POOR, AND I CAN BARELY AFFORD X-MAS PRESENTS FOR FAMILY/FRIENDS LET ALONE FINISH THE AR15 I'M WORKING ON![b]
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