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Yet another reason to avoid those damn things. Practically have to only wear a hospital gown for the damn thing to work. Can't have anything in your pockets so no wallets, papers, etc.
I'm all for avoiding them, but the last time I flew (terminal 2, Oakland, yesterday), your option was to stand in the penis viewing machine or get pulled aside for a three minute grope session.
As much as I like strange men touching me, I don't have the patience to stand there like a dumbass getting my cock stroked so I went for the machine.
When it comes to stuff in the pockets, etc, my solution is to wear a Scott e-vest no matter how fucking hot it is where I am. Everything that would normally be on my person goes in the vest. Everything. Vest goes on the conveyor belt, off come the shoes, and I'm ready to rock.