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Posted: 9/18/2009 2:19:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 4:15:25 PM EST by Drsalee]
I know I am.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:20:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 2:20:12 PM EST by brokenyapper]
Nope
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:20:11 PM EST
You going to Texas?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:20:54 PM EST
Not a Jew, so no.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:21:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By Soylent:
You going to Texas?



Or are you going to San Francisco?

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:21:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
Not a Jew, so no.


You can still dip it in!

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:22:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Soylent:
You going to Texas?


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:28:04 PM EST
Happy Rosh Hashanah to you!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:28:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
Not a Jew, so no.


You can still dip it in!



I'm thinking more along the lines of dipping the sausage in the pie tonight.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:28:51 PM EST
Wear 3 condoms, 1 for protection and 2 for shims.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:30:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By E22CAPT:
Happy Rosh Hashanah to you!



So it's a holiday? I was thinking he meant something completely different.



Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:31:47 PM EST
Nope just some wings in some hot sauce.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:32:11 PM EST
Never heard this metaphor...not sure what it means, so I'll answer all obvious possibilites:

1. Sex? No, wife is out of town.

2. Food? No, why would you dip an apple in honey (although I did eat some leftover Chinese that had chicken and pineapple and MSG).

3. Alchohol? Yes, I'll be drinking a nice Cabernet in a few minutes watching baseball. Trinchero 2002.

4. Drugs? No, never did them.

5. Smokes? No, don't smoke.

6. Hookers and Blow? No, never did either.

7. Firearms? No, too late.

Hope this covers everything...
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:32:30 PM EST
If I feel like it. I prefer caramel though
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:32:32 PM EST
Who's Honey?

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:32:35 PM EST
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:34:32 PM EST
Nope.

I'm dipping my mustache in beer tonight.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:34:41 PM EST
Is the Jewish approved Coke on the shelves for this holiday?
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:35:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.


......I think.....
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:36:58 PM EST
I never heard of that until I looked it up on Wiki.

Not Jewish, so no, but as kid I put honey on my sliced apples from time to time. Always loved it.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:37:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
Originally Posted By E22CAPT:
Happy Rosh Hashanah to you!



So it's a holiday? I was thinking he meant something completely different.





http://judaism.about.com/od/roshhashana/a/shana_food.htm
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:38:20 PM EST
Did last night.

Might tonight.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:49:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:53:40 PM EST
Tomorrow is a good possibility.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:57:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By ViniVidivici:
Did last night.

Might tonight.


The more the better!

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:59:01 PM EST
Are you just trying to get more patients with all those sweets?





I hope to, but we'll see...
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:59:28 PM EST
i might.....


have apples, looking for honey
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 2:59:43 PM EST
Twice already today.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:00:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Wear 3 condoms, 1 for protection and 2 for shims.




That's sig worthy there bro.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:01:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 3:46:06 PM EST by anekrel]
Didn't last night since I've been sick, but I may tonight.

Shana Tova!
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:03:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.


I want to party with you!

And Shana Tova to the OP and other Red Sea pedestrians.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:05:17 PM EST
Ooooo, need to check the produce isle for Pomegranates.....
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:05:39 PM EST
probably
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:05:55 PM EST
I wish everyone a "Happy New Year".
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:06:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.


I want to party with you!

And Shana Tova to the OP and other Red Sea pedestrians.


You may can't handle my party. I recently drank 26 beers in 1.5 hours. The hookers were amazed.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:06:46 PM EST
Tonight's a definite no, but tomorrow has some signs of possibility around the edges.

Tonight looks like a pig out, a few beers and an couple of hours killing virtual Nazis in Wolfenstein and some quality arf time.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:07:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
Not a Jew, so no.


You can still dip it in!



I'm thinking more along the lines of dipping the sausage in the pie tonight.




i won't be doing that tonight either .... i'm 751 miles from my wife as i type
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:08:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By snarfbatt:
Twice already today.


You must be orthodox!

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:08:03 PM EST
Apples give me a sore throat.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:12:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Wear 3 condoms, 1 for protection and 2 for shims.


bahaha
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:15:47 PM EST
I think about it all the time but my wife keeps wanting to get involved in it and that spoils the fun.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:31:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
Originally Posted By ragedracer1977:
Not a Jew, so no.


You can still dip it in!



I'm thinking more along the lines of dipping the sausage in the pie tonight.



when i clicked this thread, that was what I thought OP was talking about.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:35:28 PM EST
No, no I won't be doin' any dippin' tonight or any other night in the near future, and haven't for over 31 months now. I found out last night the wife want's out.


AB
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:40:58 PM EST
"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:44:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By monkeyman:
"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.

http://www.neveh.org/felman/felrh64.html
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:46:57 PM EST
If I don't later before bed, it will be the first New Year in four I haven't..
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:48:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 3:49:45 PM EST by Drsalee]
Originally Posted By monkeyman:
"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.


I thought those were English words. There is nothing cryptic here. Admittedly a little double entendre....thats all.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:51:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
Originally Posted By monkeyman:
"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.


I thought those were English words. There is nothing cryptic here.



We did tonight, and will again tomorrow night.

Gut Yom Tov, Drsalee!

And, yes, I'm burning electrons on Shabbos––sinus headache keeping me awake.


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 3:57:58 PM EST
no, I'll just be drinking alone tonight no fancy rituals for me
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 4:02:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Albob:

I found out last night the wife want's out.


AB
Now make her sorry for ever being born and fuck her brother FTW!


Link Posted: 9/18/2009 4:08:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2009 4:12:58 PM EST by Drsalee]
Originally Posted By Thom101:
no, I'll just be drinking alone tonight no fancy rituals for me



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