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Posted: 9/18/2009 3:19:02 PM EDT

I know I am.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:20:07 PM EDT

[#1]

Nope

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:20:11 PM EDT

[#2]

You going to Texas?

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:20:54 PM EDT

[#3]

Not a Jew, so no.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:21:00 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
You going to Texas?

Or are you going to San Francisco?

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:21:48 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Not a Jew, so no.

You can still dip it in!

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:22:02 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
You going to Texas?

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:28:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Happy Rosh Hashanah to you!

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:28:39 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Not a Jew, so no.

You can still dip it in!

I'm thinking more along the lines of dipping the sausage in the pie tonight.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:28:51 PM EDT

[#9]

Wear 3 condoms, 1 for protection and 2 for shims.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:30:42 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Happy Rosh Hashanah to you!

So it's a holiday? I was thinking he meant something completely different.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:31:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Nope just some wings in some hot sauce.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:32:11 PM EDT

[#12]

Never heard this metaphor...not sure what it means, so I'll answer all obvious possibilites:

1. Sex? No, wife is out of town.

2. Food? No, why would you dip an apple in honey (although I did eat some leftover Chinese that had chicken and pineapple and MSG).

3. Alchohol? Yes, I'll be drinking a nice Cabernet in a few minutes watching baseball. Trinchero 2002.

4. Drugs? No, never did them.

5. Smokes? No, don't smoke.

6. Hookers and Blow? No, never did either.

7. Firearms? No, too late.

Hope this covers everything...

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:32:30 PM EDT

[#13]

If I feel like it. I prefer caramel though

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:32:32 PM EDT

[#14]

Who's Honey?

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:32:35 PM EDT

[#15]

If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:34:32 PM EDT

[#16]

Nope.

I'm dipping my mustache in beer tonight.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:34:41 PM EDT

[#17]

Is the Jewish approved Coke on the shelves for this holiday?

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:35:45 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.

......I think.....

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:36:58 PM EDT

[#19]

I never heard of that until I looked it up on Wiki.

Not Jewish, so no, but as kid I put honey on my sliced apples from time to time. Always loved it.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:37:24 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Happy Rosh Hashanah to you!

So it's a holiday? I was thinking he meant something completely different.

http://judaism.about.com/od/roshhashana/a/shana_food.htm

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:38:20 PM EDT

[#21]

Did last night.

Might tonight.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:49:07 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:53:40 PM EDT

[#23]

Tomorrow is a good possibility.

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:57:00 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Did last night.

Might tonight.

The more the better!

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:59:01 PM EDT

[#25]

Are you just trying to get more patients with all those sweets?

I hope to, but we'll see...

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:59:28 PM EDT

[#26]

i might.....

have apples, looking for honey

Posted: 9/18/2009 3:59:43 PM EDT

[#27]

Twice already today.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:00:44 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Wear 3 condoms, 1 for protection and 2 for shims.

That's sig worthy there bro.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:01:22 PM EDT

[#29]

Didn't last night since I've been sick, but I may tonight.

Shana Tova!

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:03:44 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.

I want to party with you!

And Shana Tova to the OP and other Red Sea pedestrians.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:05:17 PM EDT

[#31]

Ooooo, need to check the produce isle for Pomegranates.....

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:05:39 PM EDT

[#32]

probably

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:05:55 PM EDT

[#33]

I wish everyone a "Happy New Year".

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:06:45 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If by "dip their apple in the honey" you mean "strangle to death a Star Wars fan dressed like Han Solo while watching a girl dressed like Chewbacca smoke hash, then conspire with the stoned chewbacca girl to hide the body in a 50 gallon drum full of cement at the base of the local dam." then YES.

I want to party with you!

And Shana Tova to the OP and other Red Sea pedestrians.

You may can't handle my party. I recently drank 26 beers in 1.5 hours. The hookers were amazed.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:06:46 PM EDT

[#35]

Tonight's a definite no, but tomorrow has some signs of possibility around the edges.

Tonight looks like a pig out, a few beers and an couple of hours killing virtual Nazis in Wolfenstein and some quality arf time.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:07:07 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Not a Jew, so no.

You can still dip it in!

I'm thinking more along the lines of dipping the sausage in the pie tonight.

i won't be doing that tonight either .... i'm 751 miles from my wife as i type

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:08:00 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Twice already today.

You must be orthodox!

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:08:03 PM EDT

[#38]

Apples give me a sore throat.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:12:25 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Wear 3 condoms, 1 for protection and 2 for shims.

bahaha

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:15:47 PM EDT

[#40]

I think about it all the time but my wife keeps wanting to get involved in it and that spoils the fun.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:31:51 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Not a Jew, so no.

You can still dip it in!

I'm thinking more along the lines of dipping the sausage in the pie tonight.

when i clicked this thread, that was what I thought OP was talking about.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:35:28 PM EDT

[#42]

No, no I won't be doin' any dippin' tonight or any other night in the near future, and haven't for over 31 months now. I found out last night the wife want's out.

AB

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:40:58 PM EDT

[#43]

"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:44:10 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.

http://www.neveh.org/felman/felrh64.html

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:46:57 PM EDT

[#45]

If I don't later before bed, it will be the first New Year in four I haven't..

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:48:01 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.

I thought those were English words. There is nothing cryptic here. Admittedly a little double entendre....thats all.

Posted: 9/18/2009 4:51:50 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"Anybody gonna dip their apple the honey tonight?"

If what you asked was written in fucking English, maybe we would know what you said and answer.

I thought those were English words. There is nothing cryptic here.

We did tonight, and will again tomorrow night.

Gut Yom Tov, Drsalee!

And, yes, I'm burning electrons on Shabbos––sinus headache keeping me awake.