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Posted: 10/12/2005 7:03:17 AM EST
If so there is a marathon on TCM right now.

TCM = Turner Classic Movies

For the real young ones that black and white movies
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:05:11 AM EST
[#1]
No but I really dig the Three Stooges.   Nyuknyuknyuk.    
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:08:40 AM EST
[#2]

Quoted:
No but I really dig the Three Stooges.   Nyuknyuknyuk.    



since I can't poke you in the eyes
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:09:16 AM EST
[#3]


Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer...
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:12:43 AM EST
[#4]
Todays line up.  With JAWS at 8pm.

11:30 am  
Cocoanuts, The (1929)  
 

While running a hotel in Florida, three clowns get caught up in the search for stolen jewels. The Marx Brothers, Kay Francis, Margaret Dumont. Director: Robert Florey, Joseph Santley. BW-93m, TV-PG
 

1:15 pm  
Horse Feathers (1932)  
 

In an effort to beef up his school's football team, a college president mistakenly recruits two loonies. The Marx Brothers, Thelma Todd, David Landau. Director: Norman Z. McLeod. BW-67m, TV-G
 

2:30 pm  
Night at the Opera, A (1935)  
 

Three zanies turn an operatic performance into chaos in their efforts to promote their protege's romance with the leading lady. The Marx Brothers, Allan Jones, Kitty Carlisle. Director: Sam Wood. BW-91m, TV-G
 

4:15 pm  
Day At The Races, A (1937)  
 

A group of zanies tries to save a pretty girl's sanitarium. The Marx Bros., Allan Jones, Maureen O'Sullivan. Director: Sam Wood. BW-109m, TV-G
 

6:15 pm  
At The Circus (1939)  
 

The Marx Bros. team up to keep a circus from going bankrupt. The Marx Bros., Margaret Dumont, Eve Arden. Director: Edward Buzzell. BW-87m, TV-G
 

8:00 pm  
Jaws (1975)  
 

The sheriff of an island town takes to the seas when a bloodthirsty shark invades the local waters. Robert Shaw, Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss. Director: Steven Spielberg. C-124m, TV-MA

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:15:52 AM EST
[#5]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.



Link Posted: 10/12/2005 2:47:46 PM EST
[#6]
Groucho: Do you have any kids?

Woman: Yes, I have 10. (coulda been 7,8 or 9)

Groucho: 10 kids???!!!!

Woman: Yes!

Groucho: Geez, lady, I love my cigar but I take it out once in a while!    

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:08:18 PM EST
[#7]
Groucho , Harpo and Chico were great, but Karl was a real prick.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:17:16 PM EST
[#8]
Karl had a brother?hinking.gif
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:19:40 PM EST
[#9]
That's the most ridiculous question I ever hoid!



ETA sometimes at sea a couple longtime shipmates address me as "Hey, Swingali!"
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:19:45 PM EST
[#10]
I could dance with you till the cows come home,
On second thought I'll dance with the cows till you come home
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:22:49 PM EST
[#11]
I've got principals! And, well, if you don't like those....I got others.

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:29:01 PM EST
[#12]

Quoted:
Groucho , Harpo and Chico were great, but Karl was a real prick.




What, you didn't like Gummo or Zeppo??


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The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you are already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function, without mercy, without compassion, without remorse.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:34:31 PM EST
[#13]

Quoted:


Groucho: Do you have any kids?

Woman: Yes, I have 10. (coulda been 7,8 or 9)

Groucho: 10 kids???!!!!

Woman: Yes!

Groucho: Why do you have so many kids?

Woman: Well, I guess I love children.

Groucho: Geez, lady, I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!    



It needed a little fixin' Bob.

Man: You can't do that, you'll get ten years in Leavenworth!

Groucho: Ten years in Leavenworth?  I'd rather have 'leven years and ten worth!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 3:43:53 PM EST
[#14]
Peaaaaaaaaaaa NUTS to you!

Rufus T Firefly for President!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 4:24:06 PM EST
[#15]
So who you are gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 11:42:10 AM EST
[#16]
Groucho once wrote a letter to a country club that had accepted him as a member, whereupon he declined membership.

He wrote he "could not accept membership in any club that would stoop to take people such as he." (paraphrased)



Another club said they could not allow Jews to swim in their pool.  Groucho said his young son was half-Jewish, "could he maybe go in up to his knees?"



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