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Posted: 9/25/2004 10:39:19 PM EST
How do you get their legs far enough apart to get your nose close enough to smell them?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:07:57 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:14:22 PM EST
Pray tell, sir, how is it that you became aware that moths have balls in the first place?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:18:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Moof:
Pray tell, sir, how is it that you became aware that moths have balls in the first place?



Well actually.... ummm..... its kinda like....... a play on words see...... there are these balls that you put in a closet that prevent moths from attacking your clothes............ and MOTH BALLS are ..... like.... this play on words as if....... they have testicles....uhhhhhhhhh.....



.... LOOK OVER THERE !!!!

(DrFrige makes a quick exit as no one sees)
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:25:49 PM EST
Bravo, Doc! Excellent tactical evasion!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:54:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/25/2004 11:57:21 PM EST by Colt_SBR]
Like this.



Check this moth ball sniffer.



Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:57:22 PM EST

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:02:30 AM EST
I absolutely loved this joke when I was 9 (32 years ago).



Really, I did!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:07:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
I absolutely loved this joke when I was 9 (32 years ago).



Really, I did!



Wow, you're old...



j/k
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:10:30 AM EST
THE MOTH BALL prophecies ! I got an idea for a movie .............
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:22:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Wow, you're old...



Oh yea, I feel it.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:42:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 12:43:13 AM EST by Palo_Duro]

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Wow, you're old...



Oh yea, I feel it.



Bah! I've known a 41 year old Sergeant Major who could keep up with young enlisted men in PT runs.

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:06:22 AM EST
No, but I do have prince Albert in a can.
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