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Posted: 9/25/2004 11:39:19 PM EDT
How do you get their legs far enough apart to get your nose close enough to smell them?
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:07:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:14:22 AM EDT
Pray tell, sir, how is it that you became aware that moths have balls in the first place?
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:18:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Moof:
Pray tell, sir, how is it that you became aware that moths have balls in the first place?



Well actually.... ummm..... its kinda like....... a play on words see...... there are these balls that you put in a closet that prevent moths from attacking your clothes............ and MOTH BALLS are ..... like.... this play on words as if....... they have testicles....uhhhhhhhhh.....



.... LOOK OVER THERE !!!!

(DrFrige makes a quick exit as no one sees)
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:25:49 AM EDT
Bravo, Doc! Excellent tactical evasion!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:54:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 12:57:21 AM EDT by Colt_SBR]
Like this.



Check this moth ball sniffer.



Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:57:22 AM EDT

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:02:30 AM EDT
I absolutely loved this joke when I was 9 (32 years ago).



Really, I did!
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:07:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
I absolutely loved this joke when I was 9 (32 years ago).



Really, I did!



Wow, you're old...



j/k
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:10:30 AM EDT
THE MOTH BALL prophecies ! I got an idea for a movie .............
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:22:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Wow, you're old...



Oh yea, I feel it.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 1:42:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2004 1:43:13 AM EDT by Palo_Duro]

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Wow, you're old...



Oh yea, I feel it.



Bah! I've known a 41 year old Sergeant Major who could keep up with young enlisted men in PT runs.

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:06:22 AM EDT
No, but I do have prince Albert in a can.
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