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Posted: 10/10/2005 4:19:31 PM EDT
Anyone else besides me serve in that campaign? What are you stories? My stuff is still classified.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:21:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:23:42 PM EDT
[#2]
Surely you can't be serious!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:24:03 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
I'll never be over Macho Grande.



Amen Brother! I feel for those poor bastards who are still there....Tex,Dutch,Goldstein,The Kid, ol Sarge,Chicago,Slim,The Black guy... I miss em all.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:24:44 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Surely you can't be serious!



I am and dont call me Shirley....
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:26:23 PM EDT
[#5]
But, most of all, I miss George Zip. . .
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:27:30 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
But, most of all, I miss George Zip. . .



A man among men RIP LT Zip!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:30:51 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn. Seems I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:32:20 PM EDT
[#8]
That as much as anything else led to my drinking problem.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:34:38 PM EDT
[#9]
I, too, will never be over Macho Grande.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:44:27 PM EDT
[#10]
Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:49:38 PM EDT
[#11]
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetomines.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:56:51 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I'll never be over Macho Grande.

 I still have nightmares and wake up in a cold sweat.        
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:58:57 PM EDT
[#13]
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:32:07 PM EDT
[#14]
What's your vector, Victor?

What's our clearance, Clarence?

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:41:47 PM EDT
[#15]
We'll come in low out of the rising sun and about a mile out everybody piss on the door gunner!!!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:43:40 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll never be over Macho Grande.

 I still have nightmares and wake up in a cold sweat.        



It gave me a drinking problem.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:46:52 PM EDT
[#17]
If I disclosed to the uninformed that this was a thread with subtle yet clumsy references to "Airplane" would I be ostracized, shunned, or hailed as a modern day hero of sorts?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:52:44 PM EDT
[#18]
Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon..
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:54:59 PM EDT
[#19]
I was there.  All I can say, is, that when it started, I had a head full of hair, when it ended, I was completely bald.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:55:55 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
If I disclosed to the uninformed that this was a thread with subtle yet clumsy references to "Airplane" would I be ostracized, shunned, or hailed as a modern day hero of sorts?



No we would just refer to you as Douchebag for the remainder of this month! Douchebag!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 5:57:46 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
If I disclosed to the uninformed that this was a thread with subtle yet clumsy references to "Airplane" would I be ostracized, shunned, or hailed as a modern day hero of sorts?



::smack:: ::smack::  get ahold of yourself!  ::shake shake::  -next-  ::smack:: ::smack::..  
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:00:57 PM EDT
[#22]
In honor of SP1grrl:


"She's shaking!....Now she's shimmying!"
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:02:26 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
If I disclosed to the uninformed that this was a thread with subtle yet clumsy references to "Airplane" would I be ostracized, shunned, or hailed as a modern day hero of sorts?



When you were a kid, you told where tho other kids were hiding after you were caught when you were playing hide and seek, didn't you?

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:02:37 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If I disclosed to the uninformed that this was a thread with subtle yet clumsy references to "Airplane" would I be ostracized, shunned, or hailed as a modern day hero of sorts?



No we would just refer to you as Douchebag for the remainder of this month! Douchebag!



Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' wit yo thread... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:08:03 PM EDT
[#25]
After that one, I got stuck in Mocha Grande too...
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:12:27 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon..



Manny Mota.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:13:36 PM EDT
[#27]
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:17:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:30:57 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' wit yo thread... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?



Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:44:24 PM EDT
[#30]
What do you make of this Johnny?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:55:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Get thet finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been...
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 6:58:13 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' wit yo thread... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?



Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.



I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:04:31 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
What's your vector, Victor?

What's our clearance, Clarence?




Roger, Roger.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:10:40 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.



When will you be coming back???
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:19:04 PM EDT
[#35]
LMAO!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:23:56 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.



When will you be coming back???



I can't tell you that, it's classified.

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:24:21 PM EDT
[#37]
Yep, I was with the 67th Chairborne...*trails off*
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:26:47 PM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:29:07 PM EDT
[#39]

My favorite, and most accurate...



"Airport management, the FAA, the airlines...  ALL CHEATS AND LIARS... !  A'right let's get outta here."



"goddamn waste of time.. might as well route them into Lake Michigan and avoid killing innocent people"
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:32:57 PM EDT
[#40]
"Sir, I have a question."

"A question?  What is it?

"It's an interrogative statement used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now."

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:33:27 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
After that one, I got stuck in Mocha Grande too...



Anyone else feel like Starbucks now?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:33:46 PM EDT
[#42]
Stewardess, I speak jive.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:35:28 PM EDT
[#43]
Shayna they bought their tickets. I say let em crash!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:36:35 PM EDT
[#44]
I take my coffee black...
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:38:19 PM EDT
[#45]
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop popin pills!"


"Get Me Rex Kramer!"
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 7:42:43 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon..



Manny Mota.



Hello...  echo...
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:57:59 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
If I disclosed to the uninformed that this was a thread with subtle yet clumsy references to "Airplane" would I be ostracized, shunned, or hailed as a modern day hero of sorts?



No we would just refer to you as Douchebag for the remainder of this month! Douchebag!



Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' wit yo thread... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?



[Golly]
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 7:37:17 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' wit yo thread... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?



Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.



I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?



UH...
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 7:48:56 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
I take my coffee black...



...like my men.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 9:33:47 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.



Actually Seven Lt. Zip died this morning.
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