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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Any Aussies know the rest of this limerick?

Posted: 3/12/2002 2:09:01 AM EDT

This Yahoo/Reuters story mentions a limerick that Russell Crowe quipped. Unfortunately, it doesn't say what the limerick was.
[url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020312/en_nm/leisure_oscars_dc_22[/url]

I am guessing that it starts:
[red]There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia[/red]

But what's the rest? And have I got the start right??

P.S. -- the article also mentions that Nicole Kidman is still looking for a date for the Oscars. Anyone want to set me up with her?? I'll give you my preban!

Posted: 3/12/2002 2:23:00 AM EDT

[#1]

There was a young man of Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia:
The drawing was fine,
The painting divine,
But the aroma -- ah, that was the failure.

Posted: 3/12/2002 3:23:08 AM EDT

[#2]

Osprey, is there nothing that you do not know?? [:D] Thanks again!

(Hmm. Reminds me, I'd better take a shower. . . .)

Posted: 3/12/2002 2:45:58 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
There was a young man of Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia:
The drawing was fine,
The painting divine,
But the aroma -- ah, that was the failure.

View Quote

Too funny!! LOL

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Any Aussies know the rest of this limerick?

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