No Shit !!??!!  [:D]

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[i]Made from all natural and organic products, this low-tech spray will protect you from a host of fanatic religious terrorists. Though less effective on the following, it also has a repellent effect on militant vegans and animal rights activists!

Our product is made with real bacon grease and pork fat, diluted with alcohol (an additional sin!) to keep it in a liquid state. When sprayed on the face or body of a terrorist, it renders them UNCLEAN and if they die in such a defiled state they will NOT go to Paradise but be condemned to Hell for all eternity! Safe and effective, with the mouth-watering aroma of fried bacon. Mm-mmm!

The convenient 4-ounce squirt bottle can be carried in pocket or purse. It's not a weapon, it's a cookwear coating! At $9.95 (includes shipping and handling), it makes a lovely and thoughtful gift for friends or loved ones departing on vacation or honeymoon. (As a personal lubricant for those inclined to engage in abominations, do not use with latex condoms.)

ABOMINATION ANTI-TERRORIST SPRAY.... Protect your decadent American freedom! Don't travel without it!
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They are serious about this, a few years back an Israeli Rabbi came up with "Soul-Killer Bullets" containing pork fat, IIRC.

Sweet.


I lick the tears of unfathomable sadness.

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