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Posted: 5/6/2004 3:53:29 PM EST
Just put a 57 year-old with a huge intracerebral hemmorhage on a ventilator. He'll probably die in a day or two. One combative alcoholic, one dehydrated guy who's been on the floor for 4 days, one gal with a kidney stone, one with a labial (vaginal) abscess, one crazy woman threatening to kill herself, and one with chest pain after smoking a joint "with something in it". Then of course the rest of the nameless rabble that is my lot in life to look after...
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 3:58:27 PM EST
Slow night huh.....................
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:35:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:38:18 PM EST
Please tell me you work in a hospital and that this isn't coming from your home...
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:00:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By astro:
Just put a 57 year-old with a huge intracerebral hemmorhage on a ventilator. He'll probably die in a day or two. One combative alcoholic, one dehydrated guy who's been on the floor for 4 days, one gal with a kidney stone, one with a labial (vaginal) abscess, one crazy woman threatening to kill herself, and one with chest pain after smoking a joint "with something in it". Then of course the rest of the nameless rabble that is my lot in life to look after...



So, that's...

A gork.
A cork.
Alternatively: A rummy dummy
A dummy mummy.
One on the rocks.
One avoided by c**ks.
One that's whacked,
and one that may be on crack.

You can add a little amusement to your day by coming up with clever ways to categorize
your patients/victims like this.

A cross-dresser with laryngitis is a freak who can't speak.

A retired engineer with a bladder control problem is a geek with a leak.


Got the idea?

Have fun with it.

CJ
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:15:25 PM EST
Got any pics of that Labial Abscess?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:51:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By markm:
Got any pics of that Labial Abscess?



DUDE! GO GET A HOOKER IF YOU"RE THAT DESPERATE!!! ACCCKKKKK!
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:55:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By markm:
Got any pics of that Labial Abscess?



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