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Posted: 10/20/2004 6:43:42 PM EDT
In Deana Jones
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:48:59 PM EDT
"The Flying Fucks"
Italian porn movie about a circus high wire act.
Yes, they did do it on trapezes and in midair.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:49:01 PM EDT
Pornochio, it's not his nose that grows.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:49:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hexagonal:
"The Flying Fucks"
Italian porn movie about a circus high wire act.
Yes, they did do it on trapezes and in midair.



wow.
where can i get a copy of that?

sounds difficult.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:49:47 PM EDT
Saving Ryan's Privates

or


When harry ate Sally


Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:54:17 PM EDT
This is not a "real one", but if I were a porn guy my name would be "Sir Loin", and my first movie would be called: "Sir Loin is WELL DONE!!!"
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:57:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:57:51 PM EDT
Cpl. Kenny's Dishonorable Discharge
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:58:19 PM EDT
I saw one called "san fernando jones and the temple of poon" with ron jeremy
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:11:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 7:12:01 PM EDT by DarkKnight]
Free your Willy
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:12:27 PM EDT
Hannah and her Blisters
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:15:02 PM EDT
Pulp Friction
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:16:06 PM EDT
Hands down, no contest: "Log Jammin'". You know I'm right.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:18:06 PM EDT
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:19:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Hands down, no contest: "Log Jammin'". You know I'm right.




LOL


"you can guess what happens next"

"uhh, he fixes the cable?"
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:22:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 7:22:23 PM EDT by Buddha]
throbbin' hood, prince of beaves.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:23:41 PM EDT
"Lopin' the Mule"


"How to Find a Beaver When You Are Deep In The Bush" a movie guide to fishing with a long extra stiff rod.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:24:10 PM EDT
"Highway to Hell".....

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:26:38 PM EDT
jane bond meets octopussy
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:26:51 PM EDT
the classics:

a midsummer night's cream
holio and julie met

and my favorite, king dong.

the final scene where dong climbs up the side of the vivid building with jenna jameson wrapped up in one testicle as diving biplanes piloted by shemales are shooting depleted dildoes at him brings a torrent of tears everytime. HE'S JUST A HAIRY DONG IN LOVE!! WHY DO WE DESTROY THOSE WHICH WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!!??
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:27:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:29:04 PM EDT
romancing the bone
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:29:10 PM EDT
You're Cheating on Your Wife....
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:29:34 PM EDT
Actual titles from the 70s:

"Spirit of Seventy-Sex"

"Born Erect"

"School Days"

My high school buddies and me sat in the theater mesmerized.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:30:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 7:31:11 PM EDT by Sin_Bin]
Old folks porn: Geriatric Pork (Jurrasic Park)

Gay Porn: Buttman and Rubbin' (Batman and Robin)

Straight Porn: On Golden Blonde (On Golden Pond)



Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:33:06 PM EDT
One Night in Paris

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:34:29 PM EDT
Back Door Sluts 9
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:34:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
NEW WAVE HOOKERS.




You've got to be shitting me... I've seen some of that one. One of my childhood friends dads had it as a rental... We didn't even know such things existed before that enlightening find...
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:37:32 PM EDT
porn for british housewifes....
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:40:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 7:41:34 PM EDT by Dominus]
Weapons of Ass Destruction!

Never seen it, but the title is awesome
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:47:56 PM EDT
Debbie does them all.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:52:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 7:59:51 PM EDT by BushMeister]
Top Gunk

Ferris Bueller Jerks Off

T3: The Extra Testicle (the guy had 3 balls, apparently).

Monty's Python and the Holey Girl

Honey I Blew Everybody

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:53:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 7:54:31 PM EDT by lambchops]
Wepons of Ass Destruction #2 or #3. Hands down best title, second best title would be Cum Fart Cocktails.

I have not seen either of these movies but am rating them soley based on their funny names.


Edit: I was too slow by 13 minutes.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 7:54:23 PM EDT
Candy Strippers
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:13:16 PM EDT
Where The Boys Aren't.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:16:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MDC85:

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Hands down, no contest: "Log Jammin'". You know I'm right.




LOL


"you can guess what happens next"

"uhh, he fixes the cable?"


What about Gutter Balls...
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:17:36 PM EDT
Honey I Blew Everyone
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:18:25 PM EDT
Schindler's Fist.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:37:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 8:38:10 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:41:20 PM EDT
I've never heard of it, but someone's got to have made:

"STAR WHORES"
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:52:39 PM EDT
"Screw my wife..........Please"
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 9:12:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pighelmet:
Big Trouble in Little Vagina





Link Posted: 10/20/2004 9:39:05 PM EDT
Next years' best porn movie:

"Harry Potter and the disappearing Cherry"

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 9:48:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Back Door Sluts 9



BACK DOOR SLUTS 9?!??! Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 9:52:57 PM EDT
Foreskin Gump
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 9:53:18 PM EDT
He says She swallows
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 10:04:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
NEW WAVE HOOKERS.




You've got to be shitting me... I've seen some of that one. One of my childhood friends dads had it as a rental... We didn't even know such things existed before that enlightening find...




My wife got me a preban copy for a wedding gift.

Wait . Did youjust post that you have kiddy porn on Arfcom?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 10:20:20 PM EDT
Sorrest Rump

Black Cock Down (my own idea, seeing as massivly hung homeboys can't maintain erections on film)

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

Glad He Ate Her

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 10:28:01 PM EDT
If you keep doing that you will go blind...oh here....

If you keep doing that you will go blind...

MT
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 10:30:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By drew5337:
Sorrest Rump

Black Cock Down (my own idea, seeing as massivly hung homeboys can't maintain erections on film)

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

Glad He Ate Her

Shaving Ryan's Privates







Link Posted: 10/20/2004 10:32:35 PM EDT
All 300 of the Taboo series.
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