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Posted: 7/1/2002 9:24:04 PM EDT
South Park might as well get a shot....

Cartman: Screw you guys. I'm going home.

Cartman: Why does everything today have to do with things going into or coming out of my ass?

Kyle (or Stan): Cartman! There's a 60-foot satellite dish coming out of your ass.
Cartman: Yeah, right!

Mr. Garrison: Kenny, climb that rickety ladder and plug in those frayed Christmas lights. And watch out for the shark tank below. We need him for the third act.

Cartman: We just have to accept it. Kenny's dead and he isn't coming back.

Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:26:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Have we been in the Adult Beverages again?
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:26:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Cartman... Weeeeeeelllll

Kyle..... Don't do it!

Cartman... Weeeeeeelllll

Kyle..... Don't do it!

Cartman... Weeeeeeelllll

Kyle..... Don't do it!

Cartman.... Kyle's Mom is a big fat bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...


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Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:29:00 PM EDT
[#3]
[i]sigh[/i]
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:30:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Care for a chocolate salty ball GunRunner?


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Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:33:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Situation: All four are sitting on sofa (newer episodes, no kenny, but butters instead.)

Cartman: Look you guys, butters is asleep.
Stan: He's such a douche bag
Cart: You've ever seen this trick? When someone is sleeping you can take a glass of warm water and u put their hand in it (places hand in water)
Stan: Yea, And then wat?
Cartman: And then, You PEE on them. Hehehehe (proceeds to piss on butters)
Kyle: No dude, your supposed to put their hand in water and it makes them pee.
Cartman: Oh really? Oh well, hehehe (keeps on peeing on butters)

Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:43:35 PM EDT
[#6]
You will respect my authoritah!!
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:43:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Mr.Garrisson: Where you from Damien.
Damien: The seventh layer of Hell.
Mr.Garrisson: Oh that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama.

Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares it's all a bunch of tree huggin hippie crap.
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 10:19:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Saddam Hussein: "Hey Satan, wanna f*ck?"
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 10:30:08 PM EDT
[#9]
"Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 10:35:27 PM EDT
[#10]
Cartman: I lick the tears...
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 10:37:09 PM EDT
[#11]
[url]http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/doughboy2/[/url][:D] hahaha
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 10:37:47 PM EDT
[#12]
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  My favorite too.
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 11:14:13 PM EDT
[#13]
Cartman: "I got the seimen for free, From some bum in the alley, I just had to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose"
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 11:22:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Saddam Hussein - "Satan, your ass is gigantic and red.  Who am I supposed to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"

'A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.'

FFZ
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