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Posted: 7/1/2002 8:24:04 PM EST
South Park might as well get a shot.... Cartman: Screw you guys. I'm going home. Cartman: Why does everything today have to do with things going into or coming out of my ass? Kyle (or Stan): Cartman! There's a 60-foot satellite dish coming out of your ass. Cartman: Yeah, right! Mr. Garrison: Kenny, climb that rickety ladder and plug in those frayed Christmas lights. And watch out for the shark tank below. We need him for the third act. Cartman: We just have to accept it. Kenny's dead and he isn't coming back.
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 8:26:53 PM EST
Have we been in the Adult Beverages again?
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 8:26:53 PM EST
Cartman... Weeeeeeelllll Kyle..... Don't do it! Cartman... Weeeeeeelllll Kyle..... Don't do it! Cartman... Weeeeeeelllll Kyle..... Don't do it! Cartman.... Kyle's Mom is a big fat bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world... Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 8:29:00 PM EST
[i]sigh[/i]
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 8:30:38 PM EST
Care for a chocolate salty ball GunRunner? Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 8:33:14 PM EST
Situation: All four are sitting on sofa (newer episodes, no kenny, but butters instead.) Cartman: Look you guys, butters is asleep. Stan: He's such a douche bag Cart: You've ever seen this trick? When someone is sleeping you can take a glass of warm water and u put their hand in it (places hand in water) Stan: Yea, And then wat? Cartman: And then, You PEE on them. Hehehehe (proceeds to piss on butters) Kyle: No dude, your supposed to put their hand in water and it makes them pee. Cartman: Oh really? Oh well, hehehe (keeps on peeing on butters)
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 8:43:35 PM EST
You will respect my authoritah!!
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 8:43:42 PM EST
Mr.Garrisson: Where you from Damien. Damien: The seventh layer of Hell. Mr.Garrisson: Oh that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama. Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares it's all a bunch of tree huggin hippie crap.
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:19:36 PM EST
Saddam Hussein: "Hey Satan, wanna f*ck?"
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:30:08 PM EST
"Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:35:27 PM EST
Cartman: I lick the tears...
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:37:09 PM EST
[url]http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/doughboy2/[/url][:D] hahaha
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 9:37:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By Gunbert: You will respect my authoritah!!
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My favorite too.
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 10:14:13 PM EST
Cartman: "I got the seimen for free, From some bum in the alley, I just had to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose"
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 10:22:05 PM EST
Saddam Hussein - "Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I supposed to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?" 'A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.' FFZ
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