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Posted: 2/27/2006 10:58:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/27/2006 10:59:33 AM EST by m-dc]
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13.. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Is a Texas tornado and an Alabama divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!





Feel free to add a joke (in good taste) or funny pic.

Link Posted: 2/27/2006 10:59:59 AM EST
ba-dum TISH
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:05:52 AM EST
Stupid, but funny nonetheless.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:09:26 AM EST
die! small talk water cooler scum!
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:14:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:14:21 AM EST
Got the woman in the next cube over rolling on the floor laughing her ass off.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:20:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/27/2006 11:23:09 AM EST by AR_Ron]
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Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:45:13 AM EST
<Massive groans are heard throughout the land>
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:53:12 AM EST
Ermmm.....did I miss something here??
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:54:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By gaspain:
die! small talk water cooler scum!



Link Posted: 2/27/2006 11:57:01 AM EST
What did the hat rack say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'll stay here.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 1:32:06 PM EST
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 2:10:41 PM EST
Whats the difference between meat and fish? You beat your fish you'll kill it.
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