My whole life I have been mislabeled as being lazy. As a youth my own mother even gave me the nickname of sloth-man. What all these people don’t know, and what they could never bring themselves to understand, is that I have a power.
I am an energy camel.
Much like a camel drinks water and stores it for future use. I too conserve energy and can unleash it in an incredible (but brief) burst of speed, strength, and agility.
In my childhood my parents tried in vain to involve me in activities. I was in karate for two weeks, the boy scouts for a month, football for two seasons, etc. In all these and more, I was forced to participate. And my energy conservation took the brunt of the damage. Determined to correct the situation I set out to look for ways to still maintain my energy conservation lifestyle.
When forced to play soccer I discovered that skipping required less energy than running. I can recall many a game as I skipped after the pack of children who had the ball the reaction of my father. He never understood my energy conservation, and in vain would yell from the sidelines “STOP SKIPPING! STOP SKIPPING!”.
During baseball season, I like most other “lazy” players spent the majority of my time in the outfield. There I could mostly be left alone to pursue picking daisies and sitting down. But one thing bothered me. After the inning was over I was forced to skip all the way to the dugout. On one such trip into the dugout I skipped past third base, and a solution entered my head. I quickly reversed my energy conservation and worked hard to achieve the position of third base. Then the day came when I would play my first game at third. After the game I made the comment to my parents “I really like playing third base.” I shall never forget the look of joy that came across their faces. They must have thought “At last he is taking to the sport.” That look changed to one of disappoint as I proudly proclaimed “It is so close to the dugout when we are the home team. I mean it’s only like ten feet away.”
Am I a superhero? No. But in times of danger I can take off with blinding speed and extract myself from the situation with the strength of ten men, and the agility of a cat. But the downside in using so much energy is that I can be found a mere block away, collapsed with exhaustion, and struggling for breath.
This is my power.