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Posted: 9/14/2004 5:42:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2004 10:53:54 AM EST by wedge1082]
As a young lad my mom had trouble potty training me. She noted my love of Spider-Man, a love that continues to this very day, and promised that I shall become the owner of a pair of Spider-Man underoos if I would use the potty. Needless to say this was just the incentive that a boy such as myself needed.

I quickly worked on potty training day and night. The stress of the training was intense. I remember several times when the urge came and I would take off towards the bathroom in such a rush that could only be described as half pee pee dance half mad run. My eyes on the prize the entire time.

Then the day came when I had finally achieved my goal. I was potty trained, and I proudly paraded around the house in my Spider-Man underoos.

Then the unthinkable happened. There I was wearing nothing but my Spider-Man underoos, and the urge hit me from out of nowhere. I remember it happened so fast that I lost my footing and fell on the floor. By the time I had come to my senses, it was to late. I pee peed on Spider-Man.

I ran to my Dad, and with the shock of what had happed still fresh in my mind, I screamed out “I pee peed on Spider-Man! I pee peed on Spider-Man!” Tears ran down my small face like rain, and the guilt of what I had done to my hero was unbearable.

It has haunted me to this very day. I pee peed on Spider-Man. I pee peed on Spider-Man.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:43:17 AM EST

Cocaine's a helluva drug.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:43:58 AM EST
WTF?

Hilarious but seriusly, WTF?
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:44:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
Cocaine's a helluva drug.



LOL

Oddly, I was thinking of the same episode
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:44:34 AM EST
You share entirely too much
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:45:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2004 5:46:44 AM EST by DigDug]
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:46:27 AM EST
Thanks for sharing?

Spider man meets Robin:

"Holy Golden Shower Spider Man!"
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:47:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?



Not me.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:50:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?



Not me.



Yeah, I wouldn't admit to that either.
But then again, I wouldn't admit to peeing on spiderman, either.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:50:28 AM EST
The above story while true, has been embellished for the sake of humor, and to emphasize my sorrow for peeing on Spider-Man.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:53:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:55:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
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Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:56:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2004 5:59:48 AM EST by 1GUNRUNNER]
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:58:32 AM EST
There ain't no stallin' When nature's callin'. Do you wear "Depends" now?
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:59:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:00:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By mac130:
There ain't no stallin' When nature's callin'. Do you wear "Depends" now?



Everything is fine now. This is just the story of the sorrow of a young boy named wedge.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:02:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:10:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By gardenWeasel:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
199.165.217.2/ack1.jpg



home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/trap.JPG



Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:52:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By PokeChoke:
You share entirely too much



I'm going to agree here.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:57:44 AM EST
Please don't go any further, like when you discovered that funny feeling when you shake your weiner or how your sister dressed you up or anything
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:58:19 AM EST
Let it go brother...Spidey can take a little golden shower...it's nothing for him. A few high speed swings from one building to another and he dries off.

Don't sweat it!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 7:28:48 AM EST
Right up there with the flaming backpack.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 8:03:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:01:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By JasonC:
www.wamail.net/~jcarr/killkid.jpg



Well, if that is the case that child shall die sometime in the near future.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:03:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?


No, that'd be me.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:06:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I ran to my Dad, and with the shock of what had happed still fresh in my mind, I screamed out “I pee peed on Spider-Man! I pee peed on Spider-Man!” Tears ran down my small face like rain, and the guilt of what I had done to my hero was unbearable.

It has haunted me to this very day. I pee peed on Spider-Man. I pee peed on Spider-Man.



My co-workers are staring at me because I just fell out laughing at this stuff.

Wedge, you rule.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:24:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By GodBlessTexas:

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I ran to my Dad, and with the shock of what had happed still fresh in my mind, I screamed out “I pee peed on Spider-Man! I pee peed on Spider-Man!” Tears ran down my small face like rain, and the guilt of what I had done to my hero was unbearable.

It has haunted me to this very day. I pee peed on Spider-Man. I pee peed on Spider-Man.



My co-workers are staring at me because I just fell out laughing at this stuff.

Wedge, you rule.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...



Thank you. I am trying to decide where to go for part 3. Right now I am leaning towards "My shoes were hostages."
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:38:36 AM EST
Did "Spidies" webs come out all mushed together and not all that effective after that?


GM
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 9:51:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I have become a firm believer in medicating children after reading this.

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?


No, that'd be me.



See I told the truth.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 10:33:29 AM EST
Poll added for next introspective.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 10:44:06 AM EST
Bump for more votes.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 10:50:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Edit: Was it you who once posted that you'd always wanted to pee on a chick in a cage?



Seconding the NOT Wedge...it was one of our other loonies...but I can't remember which one.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:27:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Did "Spidies" webs come out all mushed together and not all that effective after that?


GM



No, but he never did smell the same after that.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 11:44:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 12:11:20 PM EST
Looks like third base will win. I shall go to prepare.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 1:30:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
Looks like third base will win. I shall go to prepare.



Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:56:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:11:36 PM EST
Well since we are on the subject ....

I had a bad sleep walking problem when I was about 8 or so . My mom had a little get together one night with her and some friends and in the middle of the party I sleep walked out into the kitchen and pissed in the trash can with about 8 people stifleing laughter so they wouldn't wake me . I than stumbled back into my room and laid back down .
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