Is this woman mentally unstable?

Who is she?

what a name

Is this woman mentally unstable?

Arent all women.
Doesnt being unstable at times just go along with a vagina ?

oops, I thought this said "any beaver"

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Quoted: Who is she?

it was that nutty woman from Wife Swap.

Quoted: Quoted: Who is she? it was that nutty woman from Wife Swap.

The anti?

Amy Beaver.  

Some names not to give your kids if your last name is Beaver

Harry

It says she's a "middle hitter".

I'm cool with that.

"wife swapping??"

damn... you guys  

Don't be too hard on the beaver tonight.

I have no idea HOW in the world they scavenged her up in MY fine state.


Must've been from Hot Springs or Eureka Springs.

What?!

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WRONG

Man, BOTH of those families are as fucked up as football bats.

'Wife Swap:' Tree Huggers Vs. The Hunters
Is Grass Greener On The Other Side?
Melissa Harrold, Staff Writer

If last week's episode of "Wife Swap"showed that money can't buy happiness, Wednesday night's show proved that the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the political fence.


Aletha Smoak and Amy Beaver  

To recap the concept of the show, two wives switch places for two weeks. During the first week, the wife lives by the rules of the home, and in the second week, she institutes her own.

The Confederate flag on the front porch of the Smoaks' South Carolina house made gun control activist and animal lover Amy Beaver cry before she even entered the home she would inhabit for the next 10 days.

HAHAHA, FUCK YOU CUNT!!

"That flag symbolizes mass murder. How could somebody be proud of that? That's the first thing that's coming down," she sobbed.

But that was only beginning. Amy cried even harder once she entered the house and saw the gun racks between the two children's bedrooms and the stuffed deer heads and birds on the walls.

HAHAHAHA, DOUBLE FUCK YOU CUNT!!

Aletha Smoak was content in this immaculately kept home where she raised her children to call her "ma'am," had frequent gatherings with the extended family and kept her husband, Glen, at a safe distance.

WTF, SAFE DISTANCE???

But when Glen met thin, blonde Amy for the first time, he couldn't stop drooling. At a gathering with dozens of family members -- all of whom live nearby and socialize with the Smoaks often -- the "menfolk" ogled Glen's new trophy "bride" and were visibly jealous when he gave her a quick peck.

"I think Amy is very beautiful. I was expecting someone big and fat and ugly. I wish I had her as a wife. A real wife," Glen said.

BIG, FAT AND UGLY LIKE YOUR WIFE?

Back in Arkansas, Amy's husband Jeff certainly didn't feel the same way about his new wife, Aletha. After the dirty, unkempt state of the Beaver home brought her to tears, Aletha's first rule change was to institute a chores list. Apparently Amy was too busy writing poetry and sleeping in to clean the house more than once a year.

"These people are clueless that there's anything wrong with it. They just live in this nasty squalor," Aletha said.

THEY'RE HIPPYS.

The Beavers' daughter, Emily, who was raised to speak her own mind, was forced to call her new mother "ma'am," but behind her back, Emily referred to her as the "devil woman." How dare she make little Emily do chores?

SHOULD HAVE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE LITTLE TWAT.

Jeff certainly wasn't crazy about Aletha either, or her continual chiding of him to "stay on task" with the chores she assigned him.+

"She's made my house a completely negative place to be. If she were actually the mom in this house there's no way I'd ever want to come home to her," Jeff said.

After becoming over-the-top melodramatic about having to clean the house and comparing herself to a slave, it was time for Amy to institute her own plan -- which consisted of fewer chores and fewer animal corpses.

Glen became a little less enamored of Amy when she took away his guns and his stuffed animals while dramatically reading a prayer by St. Francis of Assisi.

DID SHE TAKE AWAY HIS BALLS TOO WHILE SHE WAS AT IT??

He also didn't take too kindly to her removal of his Confederate flag, either, so he immediately re-hung it next door in "Nana's" yard.

Both of these families had some issues. The Beaver house was covered in dust, and daughter Emily was outspoken and disobedient, while her parents never said a word to her. Aletha and Glen, on the other hand, hadn't stayed in the same bedroom in 12 years, and Aletha seemed to do all the housework while Glen was out hunting.

While they both needed a change, when the two couples met face to face, Amy's theatrical reactions and sobbing (amid Aletha's snickers) and Glen's colorful comments about Jeff's dreadlocks were not very promising for the amendment of either family.

"Both of y'all are dadgum tree huggers. The way that you got your hair makes you look like you should go across the ocean and live with the dadgum Aborigines," Glen said.



I'm not sure Glen knew what he was talking about, but I am pretty sure that the Smoaks and the Beavers will eventually settle back into their former lives after this swap. If anything, each couple realized that the grass isn't greener on the other side just because it's different.



FUCK, they bred!!


What the fuck was the pig farmer thinking??


Hmmm, she looks like she was made to sit in a chair and stuff her pie-hole.
Helps her to keep that size MOOOOOOO going....


HAHAHAA, Cornholed hippy fag has to put up an American flag!


Geeeze, he's pussy-whipped by a twat that's not even his wife!


...and she made me take a bath AND brush my teeth....


Can I get lucky tonight??? PLEASE??? I need to feel like a man again....


I'm so glad to see you, he was so uptight that he wouldn't let me fuck him in the ass with my strap-on dildo.

The actual article...
http://www.theindychannel.com/entertainment/3790946/detail.html

I am so glad I stopped watching TV years ago...and its nice to see I havent missed anything.
It will never cease to amaze me what the American viewer public will sit and absorb.

They call it programming for a reason!

YIKES!

"She used the beaver to get Wally to take her to the dance."

Quoted: images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg YIKES!

The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!

The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!

I just spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard. THx alot, JarheadChiro!

Quoted: Quoted: images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg YIKES! The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!

Quoted: Quoted: images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg YIKES! The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!

You know, it's REAL hard to type one handed by reaching up from the floor to the notebook from rolling off the couch after reading that!

I found the right photograph!

Quoted: I found the right photograph! www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg

HOLY SHIT! LOL!

Thanks. It's rare that I get to do fun stuff with Photoshop. Just dull old products. But hey, it pays the bills.

Quoted: Man, BOTH of those families are as fucked up as football bats.

Quote of the year!

Quoted: I found the right photograph!

LMFAO!!

The poor kid is probably in therapy with a name like 'Gollum Beaver'...

Quoted: Quoted: images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg YIKES! The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!

.... pissing pants right now!

Quoted: I found the right photograph! www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg

ROTFLMAO!

BigDozer66

Quoted: I found the right photograph! www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg

OH NO!  Now I have pepsi through my nose!

Quoted: The poor kid is probably in therapy with a name like 'Gollum Smeagol Beaver'...

Quoted: I found the right photograph! www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg

 


  The sad thing is He REALLY looks like thier Kin.

Reading this thread only confirms my decision seven years ago to make the 21" Zenith a range target....I hope I never have to watch TV ever again. What a stinking cesspool.

God dang Ramjet.  That's one heckuva fine family photo.

Ease up on the kid.
Its not her fault she was born into
that circus.

I didn't see the show, but after reading the two threads on her, sound to me she needs to run a liberal woman's radio station, three weeks of blues and  one week of ragtime for content.

Quoted: Quoted: I found the right photograph! www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg ROTFLMAO! BigDozer66

+37

LOLOLOLOLOL That picture is the best!

The other Beaver.  

 

Colt_SBR  

HOLY SH!T They can't be real!

Quoted: images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg YIKES!

Damn thats a funny photo

Am I the only one that for a moment believed the thread title was "Army Beaver" ?  Thoughts of PIE run through my head, then Lyndie England

Quoted: I found the right photograph! www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg

OMG!!!

Quoted: HOLY SH!T They can't be real! Quoted: images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg YIKES!

+1

Quoted: Quoted: I found the right photograph! www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg HOLY SHIT! LOL!

LMAO!

Quoted: Is this woman mentally unstable?

Hell No, she's a Democrat!