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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:28:08 AM EST
Is this woman mentally unstable?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:29:44 AM EST
Who is she?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:30:37 AM EST
what a name
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:32:00 AM EST


Is this woman mentally unstable?




Arent all women.
Doesnt being unstable at times just go along with a vagina ?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:32:23 AM EST
oops, I thought this said "any beaver"
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:32:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:32:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By AR_Shorty:
Who is she?



it was that nutty woman from Wife Swap.

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:38:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:

Originally Posted By AR_Shorty:
Who is she?


it was that nutty woman from Wife Swap.


The anti?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:39:45 AM EST
Amy Beaver.

Some names not to give your kids if your last name is Beaver

Harry

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:52:05 AM EST
It says she's a "middle hitter".

I'm cool with that.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:53:18 AM EST
"wife swapping??"

damn... you guys
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:53:23 AM EST
Don't be too hard on the beaver tonight.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:55:50 AM EST
I have no idea HOW in the world they scavenged her up in MY fine state.


Must've been from Hot Springs or Eureka Springs.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:57:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:03:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:08:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 12:09:02 PM EST by alloy6061]
What?!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:09:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:10:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 12:11:30 PM EST by KA3B]
Man, BOTH of those families are as fucked up as football bats.

'Wife Swap:' Tree Huggers Vs. The Hunters
Is Grass Greener On The Other Side?
Melissa Harrold, Staff Writer

If last week's episode of "Wife Swap"showed that money can't buy happiness, Wednesday night's show proved that the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the political fence.


Aletha Smoak and Amy Beaver

To recap the concept of the show, two wives switch places for two weeks. During the first week, the wife lives by the rules of the home, and in the second week, she institutes her own.

The Confederate flag on the front porch of the Smoaks' South Carolina house made gun control activist and animal lover Amy Beaver cry before she even entered the home she would inhabit for the next 10 days.

HAHAHA, FUCK YOU CUNT!!

"That flag symbolizes mass murder. How could somebody be proud of that? That's the first thing that's coming down," she sobbed.

But that was only beginning. Amy cried even harder once she entered the house and saw the gun racks between the two children's bedrooms and the stuffed deer heads and birds on the walls.

HAHAHAHA, DOUBLE FUCK YOU CUNT!!

Aletha Smoak was content in this immaculately kept home where she raised her children to call her "ma'am," had frequent gatherings with the extended family and kept her husband, Glen, at a safe distance.

WTF, SAFE DISTANCE???

But when Glen met thin, blonde Amy for the first time, he couldn't stop drooling. At a gathering with dozens of family members -- all of whom live nearby and socialize with the Smoaks often -- the "menfolk" ogled Glen's new trophy "bride" and were visibly jealous when he gave her a quick peck.

"I think Amy is very beautiful. I was expecting someone big and fat and ugly. I wish I had her as a wife. A real wife," Glen said.

BIG, FAT AND UGLY LIKE YOUR WIFE?

Back in Arkansas, Amy's husband Jeff certainly didn't feel the same way about his new wife, Aletha. After the dirty, unkempt state of the Beaver home brought her to tears, Aletha's first rule change was to institute a chores list. Apparently Amy was too busy writing poetry and sleeping in to clean the house more than once a year.

"These people are clueless that there's anything wrong with it. They just live in this nasty squalor," Aletha said.

THEY'RE HIPPYS.

The Beavers' daughter, Emily, who was raised to speak her own mind, was forced to call her new mother "ma'am," but behind her back, Emily referred to her as the "devil woman." How dare she make little Emily do chores?

SHOULD HAVE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE LITTLE TWAT.

Jeff certainly wasn't crazy about Aletha either, or her continual chiding of him to "stay on task" with the chores she assigned him.+

"She's made my house a completely negative place to be. If she were actually the mom in this house there's no way I'd ever want to come home to her," Jeff said.

After becoming over-the-top melodramatic about having to clean the house and comparing herself to a slave, it was time for Amy to institute her own plan -- which consisted of fewer chores and fewer animal corpses.

Glen became a little less enamored of Amy when she took away his guns and his stuffed animals while dramatically reading a prayer by St. Francis of Assisi.

DID SHE TAKE AWAY HIS BALLS TOO WHILE SHE WAS AT IT??

He also didn't take too kindly to her removal of his Confederate flag, either, so he immediately re-hung it next door in "Nana's" yard.

Both of these families had some issues. The Beaver house was covered in dust, and daughter Emily was outspoken and disobedient, while her parents never said a word to her. Aletha and Glen, on the other hand, hadn't stayed in the same bedroom in 12 years, and Aletha seemed to do all the housework while Glen was out hunting.

While they both needed a change, when the two couples met face to face, Amy's theatrical reactions and sobbing (amid Aletha's snickers) and Glen's colorful comments about Jeff's dreadlocks were not very promising for the amendment of either family.

"Both of y'all are dadgum tree huggers. The way that you got your hair makes you look like you should go across the ocean and live with the dadgum Aborigines," Glen said.



I'm not sure Glen knew what he was talking about, but I am pretty sure that the Smoaks and the Beavers will eventually settle back into their former lives after this swap. If anything, each couple realized that the grass isn't greener on the other side just because it's different.



FUCK, they bred!!


What the fuck was the pig farmer thinking??


Hmmm, she looks like she was made to sit in a chair and stuff her pie-hole.
Helps her to keep that size MOOOOOOO going....


HAHAHAA, Cornholed hippy fag has to put up an American flag!


Geeeze, he's pussy-whipped by a twat that's not even his wife!


...and she made me take a bath AND brush my teeth....


Can I get lucky tonight??? PLEASE??? I need to feel like a man again....


I'm so glad to see you, he was so uptight that he wouldn't let me fuck him in the ass with my strap-on dildo.

The actual article...
http://www.theindychannel.com/entertainment/3790946/detail.html
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:16:25 PM EST
I am so glad I stopped watching TV years ago...and its nice to see I havent missed anything.
It will never cease to amaze me what the American viewer public will sit and absorb.

They call it programming for a reason!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:17:40 PM EST


YIKES!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:20:46 PM EST
"She used the beaver to get Wally to take her to the dance."
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 12:23:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg

YIKES!




The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:21:41 PM EST

The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!






I just spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard. THx alot, JarheadChiro!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:02:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg

YIKES!




The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!


Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:07:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 4:08:22 PM EST by Airwolf]

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg

YIKES!




The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!



You know, it's REAL hard to type one handed by reaching up from the floor to the notebook from rolling off the couch after reading that!

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:27:20 PM EST
I found the right photograph!

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:37:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!

www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg




HOLY SHIT! LOL!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:27:36 PM EST
Thanks. It's rare that I get to do fun stuff with Photoshop. Just dull old products. But hey, it pays the bills.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:33:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Man, BOTH of those families are as fucked up as football bats.




Quote of the year!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:42:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!




LMFAO!!

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:55:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 5:55:40 PM EST by FLSTC]
The poor kid is probably in therapy with a name like 'Gollum Beaver'...


Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:58:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 6:01:34 PM EST by JackBurton]

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg

YIKES!




The other child "Gollum" was unavailable for comment!



.... pissing pants right now!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:00:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!

www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg



ROTFLMAO!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:00:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!

www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg



OH NO! Now I have pepsi through my nose!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:05:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLSTC:
The poor kid is probably in therapy with a name like 'Gollum Smeagol Beaver'...



Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:06:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!

www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg






The sad thing is He REALLY looks like thier Kin.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:13:30 PM EST
Reading this thread only confirms my decision seven years ago to make the 21" Zenith a range target....I hope I never have to watch TV ever again. What a stinking cesspool.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:20:54 PM EST
God dang Ramjet. That's one heckuva fine family photo.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:32:59 PM EST
Ease up on the kid.
Its not her fault she was born into
that circus.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:49:07 PM EST
I didn't see the show, but after reading the two threads on her, sound to me she needs to run a liberal woman's radio station, three weeks of blues and one week of ragtime for content.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:55:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!

www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg



ROTFLMAO!

BigDozer66



+37

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:57:49 PM EST
LOLOLOLOLOL That picture is the best!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:58:43 PM EST
The other Beaver.



Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:49:41 PM EST
HOLY SH!T They can't be real!



Originally Posted By motown_steve:
images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg

YIKES!




Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:55:43 PM EST
Damn thats a funny photo
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:13:38 PM EST
Am I the only one that for a moment believed the thread title was "Army Beaver" ? Thoughts of PIE run through my head, then Lyndie England
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:27:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 9:29:29 PM EST by thebeekeeper1]
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:30:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!

www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg




OMG!!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:51:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Anarchist:
HOLY SH!T They can't be real!



Originally Posted By motown_steve:
images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3791327.jpg

YIKES!







+1
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:00:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By TimJ:

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I found the right photograph!

www.efadgroup.com/amy.jpg


HOLY SHIT! LOL!


LMAO!
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 2:18:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
Is this woman mentally unstable?



Hell No, she's a Democrat!
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