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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:54:00 PM EDT
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Then they'll need a neckbeard Ken
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:56:45 PM EDT
[#2]
When Pigs can Fly
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:59:42 PM EDT
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It's one of those things where you're like. . . . had I just been the ONE guy in the room with all those fancy Hollywood producers. I could definitively tell them, "you do this and I promise this movie will flop"

Could have done it for those Budweiser bozo's too. How the fuck do you stray so far from having a basic understanding of who your target demo is?
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:00:46 PM EDT
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Didn't she call people racist bigots for taking her seriously?
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I don't know, but if that is what she wants to call me she might as well take a number and have a seat.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:03:25 PM EDT
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She's like Barbie after 20 years of bad decisions, a couple of kids, closeted alcoholism, and emotional eating.
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Fuckin' LULZ.  You win the internetz today.

Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:07:15 PM EDT
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Face palm.  

She's disgusting in every possible way.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:12:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:17:17 PM EDT
[#8]
She is one fugly woman.

Inside and out.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:19:49 PM EDT
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Highly unrealistic thigh gap. This doll is misogynist because it creates an unobtainable standard of beauty for Amy Schumer.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:20:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 7:21:48 PM EDT
[#11]
That cow needs lipo in her knee's      ,,,,,,,,gross
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 11:17:03 PM EDT
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the Cabbage Patch Kids are going to charge her with conflict of interest.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 11:37:14 PM EDT
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I was going to ponder what idiot at Mattel would let Hollywood turn a kid's fantasy toy into a stupid morality play, so I wanted to verify that Mattel makes Barbie.

They do.

Also in the wikipedia entry is this gem:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie
In September 2003, the Middle Eastern country of Saudi Arabia outlawed the sale of Barbie dolls, saying that she did not conform to the ideals of Islam. The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice stated "Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful."
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Link Posted: 12/3/2016 2:57:28 AM EDT
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I was going to ponder what idiot at Mattel would let Hollywood turn a kid's fantasy toy into a stupid morality play, so I wanted to verify that Mattel makes Barbie.

They do.

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Once again feminism and Islam working hand in hand for some strange reason.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 3:04:14 AM EDT
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Once again feminism and Islam working hand in hand for some strange reason.
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Feminists hate women
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 3:06:20 AM EDT
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Rapist fat ugly barbie.

Great role model.
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So jealous of your avatar.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 3:09:31 AM EDT
[#17]
Bitch looks like pregnant Barbie.

Link Posted: 12/3/2016 3:17:25 AM EDT
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After Barbie discovered carbs, maybe.
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Featuring Amy Schumer as "Carbie!"

This is a joke right?
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 3:18:29 AM EDT
[#19]
Barbie ate ken?
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 6:42:57 AM EDT
[#20]
I don't understand how she is on the Bud Commercials either.  Nasty, ugly chick. Not only that, her unfunny personality annoys me. Who on the advertising team at Bud thinks Schumer appeals to men?  That person should be fired instantly. Schumer would appeal to very drunk men, but that's about it.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 6:51:42 AM EDT
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Barbie the Fat Cunt (2017)
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 8:10:55 AM EDT
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I don't understand how she is on the Bud Commercials either.  Nasty, ugly chick. Not only that, her unfunny personality annoys me. Who on the advertising team at Bud thinks Schumer appeals to men?  That person should be fired instantly. Schumer would appeal to very drunk men, but that's about it.
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I've never been that drunk and I used to live across the street from my favorite bar.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 8:31:24 AM EDT
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I don't understand how she is on the Bud Commercials either.  Nasty, ugly chick. Not only that, her unfunny personality annoys me. Who on the advertising team at Bud thinks Schumer appeals to men?  That person should be fired instantly. Schumer would appeal to very drunk men, but that's about it.
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She reels in the drunk Mexican demographic. Guys I knew in south Texas couldn't wait to get her pregnant.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 8:38:34 AM EDT
[#24]
Hasn't she left yet?
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 8:48:58 AM EDT
[#25]
Basic Bitch Barbie or Trailer Barbie.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 8:50:23 AM EDT
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Lol, wrong movie

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Perfect casting...
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 8:56:45 AM EDT
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hopefully the Bears sign her to a contract. they are in desperate need on the OL.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 8:56:45 AM EDT
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hopefully the Bears sign her to a contract. they are in desperate need on the OL.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 9:00:57 AM EDT
[#29]
Carbie Barbie.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 9:37:58 AM EDT
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Lol, wrong movie

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I did one of those coffee out the nose laughs on this.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 9:47:55 AM EDT
[#31]
What's sad is this hideous sow has enough fans in America that it keeps getting roles for movies.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 10:04:10 AM EDT
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she's not even thick or healthy, she's "I refuse to take care of myself" fat.  With no redeeming tits either.

Nothing sadder than a fat chick with small boobs.  Sex with them is pity sex with a side order of "sigh.  Let's get this over with..."
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 10:06:08 AM EDT
[#33]
You bunch of fat shamers!


This thread contains many lawlz.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:19:39 PM EDT
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You bunch of fat shamers!


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the dude who invented Viagra was dating Amy Schumer at the time.  'Nuff said.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:24:16 PM EDT
[#35]
Barbie?

no

more like Carbie
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:25:40 PM EDT
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Slutty barbie , fine, fat obnoxious , won't shut the fuck up barbie, not so much.   what a train wreck.
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It's as if Hollywood learned nothing from their Ghostbusters disaster....
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:26:06 PM EDT
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Lol, wrong movie

http://i.imgur.com/IKqPKpY.jpg
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Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:27:08 PM EDT
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They said Barbie, she heard BarbieQ.
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<golfclap>
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:28:37 PM EDT
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She's like Barbie after 20 years of bad decisions, a couple of kids, two divorces, one permanent restraining order, a trailer fire, closeted alcoholism, and emotional eating.
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Fixt.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:29:49 PM EDT
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Then they'll need a neckbeard Ken
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This thread is awesome. 
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:29:51 PM EDT
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I wasn't aware there was fat, libtard Barbie.
Seriously...for a blonde to actually be Barbie she'd have to have huge boobs and be fucking stick thin, and six feet tall.
She is NONE of that.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:30:14 PM EDT
[#42]
Social Justice Barbie, the movie
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:38:11 PM EDT
[#43]
Who's playing Ken? Michael Moore?
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:46:33 PM EDT
[#44]
Skankwhore barbie.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:47:21 PM EDT
[#45]
She is repulsive in every single way possible.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:52:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Post Divorce Barbie?
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:52:42 PM EDT
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Sexism
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They'll wonder why it flopped.


Sexism


Duh!
Oh, also patriarchy!

I mean could there be any other explaination?
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 12:56:05 PM EDT
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Hmm, how many movie producers thinks this movie would be a box office bomb if she gets the part?

Link Posted: 12/3/2016 1:01:03 PM EDT
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Hmm, how many movie producers thinks this movie would be a box office bomb if she gets the part?
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Deep down inside, they probably all do.  But they either don't dare stand up to the liberal GroupThink infesting Hollywood, or they will count their disastrous losses at the box office as a badge of honor for having stood up to the White Cis-Male Patriarchal RethugliKKKlan Hegemony.
Link Posted: 12/3/2016 1:10:07 PM EDT
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She doesn't have a vette anymore, she gets fingered in the new Mattel Taxi.
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