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Posted: 7/21/2008 1:47:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 1:47:43 AM EST by vito113]
Why do they all wear womens spandex leotards and panties over the top?



Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:49:53 AM EST
Not spandex, lycra. It has microfibers that whisk away the sweat for more comfortable crime fighting.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:52:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 1:52:28 AM EST by vito113]

Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Not spandex, lycra. It has microfibers that whisk away the sweat for more comfortable crime fighting.



OK, that's a valid position, but what happens when Superman needs to take a Superleak?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:57:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Not spandex, lycra. It has microfibers that whisk away the sweat for more comfortable crime fighting.



OK, that's a valid position, but what happens when Superman needs to take a Superleak?


He doesn't need to take leaks. He merely fuses his urine and converts it into pure energy, which he gets rid of via his laser vision. He just shoots it out into space so it doesn't destroy anything.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 2:11:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By vito113:
Why do they all wear womens spandex leotards and panties over the top?



To draw your attention to their loins
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 2:15:30 AM EST
Above is incorrect.

Superman produces no waste products, his Kryptonian metabolism fully utilizes all of what he eats.

Yeah, that's it.

Or, he is so strong, he can hold his pee and poop for indefinite amounts of time, and lets it go when he's back in Clark Kent mode.

Almost like Chuck Norris, who does not defecate, but only induces defecation in others.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 2:16:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By halloween78:
Almost like Chuck Norris, who does not defecate, but only induces defecation in others.


Uh-oh . . . see my sig?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 3:59:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By MTUSA:

Originally Posted By vito113:
Why do they all wear womens spandex leotards and panties over the top?



To draw your attention to their loins



Not a good idea as he's definately not packing Supermeat!






Link Posted: 7/21/2008 12:09:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By MTUSA:

Originally Posted By vito113:
Why do they all wear womens spandex leotards and panties over the top?



To draw your attention to their loins

Not a good idea as he's definately not packing Supermeat!
www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2005/superman/BrandonRouthasSuperman.jpg


Flash your moobs at him and watch him "Supersize".

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 12:51:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Skillshot:

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By MTUSA:

Originally Posted By vito113:
Why do they all wear womens spandex leotards and panties over the top?



To draw your attention to their loins

Not a good idea as he's definately not packing Supermeat!
www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2005/superman/BrandonRouthasSuperman.jpg


Flash your moobs at him and watch him "Supersize".




Are you suggesting that Superman is……

Ghey!


Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:00:46 PM EST
Not all U S super heros. Audi Murphy, Alvin York, The U S Marines, The U S Army The U S Navy, the U S Air Force. Not a leotard between them.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 1:45:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Not spandex, lycra. It has microfibers that whisk away the sweat for more comfortable crime fighting.



OK, that's a valid position, but what happens when Superman needs to take a Superleak?


He doesn't need to take leaks. He merely fuses his urine and converts it into pure energy, which he gets rid of via his laser vision. He just shoots it out into space so it doesn't destroy anything.


I thought that's Chuck Norris.
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