1/2 pitcher of bud light,
1/2 this bottle of vodka and 2 red bulls,
1 bottle of boone's
6 bud lights and I didn't care who I was anymore.
Oh, and funny thing was after I drank all that we went downtown to the bars (pub crawl) and I had to explain to an officer that open carry in MO is legal when they were trying to take another guy's gun. He was dressed as a police officer and had his glock, MINUS the slide, barrel and spring, just a piece of plastic and they were going to take it. Then I explained it and they went back to their car a sec, came back and gave him his gun back...
You need to learn how to wear a rag