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1/22/2020 12:12:56 PM
Posted: 9/12/2009 8:24:30 PM EST
Dr. Timothy McCarthy, while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of plastic surgery, concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.
Link Posted: 9/12/2009 8:25:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/12/2009 8:25:47 PM EST by Lancair]
Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Dr. Timothy McCarthy, while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of plastic surgery, concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.


1985 called and it wants its joke back.
Link Posted: 9/12/2009 8:30:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lancair:
Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Dr. Timothy McCarthy, while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of plastic surgery, concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.


1985 called and it wants its joke back.


Sure, but... who cares?
Link Posted: 9/12/2009 8:32:23 PM EST
ha... ha... ha....
Link Posted: 9/12/2009 8:38:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Dr. Timothy McCarthy, while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the Fellows of plastic surgery, concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train taxi traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass face. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House Jessica Parker.


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:46:39 PM EST
OP was similar to another joke from WWII:

The people who worked on the Manhattan Project were rather forcefully told to 'ambiguate' the facts of their job. One story was that they were manufacturing the front ends of horses, to be shipped to Washington for assembly...
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:02:10 PM EST
Well, they can't all be gems...
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