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Posted: 8/31/2015 12:41:52 AM EDT
Was standing out in my back yard naked and a ghetto bird shined the spotlight on me for a little bit.
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Was standing out in my back yard naked and a ghetto bird shined the spotlight on me for a little bit.
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Neighbor watching you masturbate?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:43:08 AM EDT
Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:43:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HBIII:
Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.
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arfcom missed connections?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:44:24 AM EDT
They were watching you through the Thermal and Laughing.        Somebody here can probably get the video.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:44:33 AM EDT
Yep, arrested and banned via the new rules.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:44:42 AM EDT
No but CDC is en route to deal with a small cox outbreak.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:45:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HBIII:
Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.
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Go party with OP I hear he likes black socks.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:45:20 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By HBIII:


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He is naked in your backyard. I would lock the doors.



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:45:22 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By 762moose:





Neighbor watching you masturbate?
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Originally Posted By 762moose:



Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:

Was standing out in my back yard naked and a ghetto bird shined the spotlight on me for a little bit.


Neighbor watching you masturbate?
The walls are pretty tall.but all houses around me but 1 are owned by gay guys.

 
So,maybe
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:45:56 AM EDT
Locked then cocked!!  It's a Cowboy thing..............
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:01 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By ClassicLugeMick:





He is naked in your backyard. I would lock the doors.

 
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Originally Posted By HBIII:

Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.


He is naked in your backyard. I would lock the doors.

 
Shh,don't ruin it

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Was standing out in my back yard naked and a ghetto bird shined the spotlight on me for a little bit.
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Well, was a peek, or a full on stare ?  Do you feel violated ?


Do they feel violated ?


Whole lotta eye rape going on here.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:01 AM EDT
Dibs on guns.

Also m4m thread.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MaydayMalone:
No but CDC is en route to deal with a small cox outbreak.
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Oh Damn!  
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:41 AM EDT
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arfcom missed connections?
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Originally Posted By HBIII:
Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.


arfcom missed connections?

And one of them is already naked.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:47:26 AM EDT

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I gave them the helicopter move and ran inside

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:48:00 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Subnet:





And one of them is already naked.
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Originally Posted By Huffskies:


Originally Posted By HBIII:

Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.




arfcom missed connections?


And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 1:07:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  
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Originally Posted By Subnet:
Originally Posted By Huffskies:
Originally Posted By HBIII:
Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.


arfcom missed connections?

And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  

Im only visiting you in the winter then
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 1:18:45 AM EDT
Dibs on ammo
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:37:34 AM EDT
WTF were you doing standing OUTSIDE naked???
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:39:20 AM EDT

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WTF were you doing standing OUTSIDE naked???
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Don't make it weird.



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:39:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Goldenlight:


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Best way to pee, all free and stuff.



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:41:13 AM EDT

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Yep, arrested and banned via the new rules.
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Say what?

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:43:01 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MaydayMalone:
No but CDC is en route to deal with a small cox outbreak.
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Awesome.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:45:03 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MaydayMalone:
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I admit, I lol'd
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:46:03 AM EDT
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Say what?  
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Originally Posted By Crash_Test_Dhimmi:
Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
Yep, arrested and banned via the new rules.
Say what?  


He'll probably just get put on a list.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:47:21 AM EDT
Depends, where you standing in front of the playground again OP?
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:



Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:



Originally Posted By Subnet:


Originally Posted By Huffskies:


Originally Posted By HBIII:

Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.




arfcom missed connections?


And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  




 
So do you post on ARF in the nude too?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:54:09 AM EDT
Yes.  The good news is you don't need to strip for the cavity search.  Just sit in the Crisco.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:57:03 AM EDT
Was there a school within a hundred miles?
You may get on a list.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:20:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2015 9:21:51 AM EDT by India303]
Indecent exposure laws do not have hours of darkness exemptions.





Could you have been arrested for such?  Short answer yes, if your neighbors could shine a light on you.  But that's a weak "could"





Will cops arrest you if you were naked in your back yard and your neighbors saw you?  Unlikely unless they added you were flogging the dolphin.  There's a difference naked in your backyard at 11pm or banging the old lady in your pool at 4pm in plain view of your neighbors 5 year old kid 2nd story window.





The chopper spotted you naked?  I'm  sure he's seen a lot worse, so no, you won't get arrested.

 
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  So do you post on ARF in the nude too?

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Originally Posted By tominjax:



Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:


Originally Posted By Subnet:


Originally Posted By Huffskies:


Originally Posted By HBIII:

Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.




arfcom missed connections?


And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  


  So do you post on ARF in the nude too?

Yup.all summer long

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:18:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By India303:



Indecent exposure laws do not have hours of darkness exemptions.





Could you have been arrested for such?  Short answer yes, if your neighbors could shine a light on you.  But that's a weak "could"





Will cops arrest you if you were naked in your back yard and your neighbors saw you?  Unlikely unless they added you were flogging the dolphin.  There's a difference naked in your backyard at 11pm or banging the old lady in your pool at 4pm in plain view of your neighbors 5 year old kid 2nd story window.





The chopper spotted you naked?  I'm  sure he's seen a lot worse, so no, you won't get arrested.  
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I have 8' block wall around my place with no two story houses around,so if you wanted a peek of my beautiful *cough* body ,you'd have to stand on a ladder.But ya,you're right no cops showed up last night


 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:20:02 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Goldenlight:


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It was nice outside.

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:21:19 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By lowcountry:
He'll probably just get put on a list.
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Originally Posted By Crash_Test_Dhimmi:


Originally Posted By KalihiJack:

Yep, arrested and banned via the new rules.
Say what?  




He'll probably just get put on a list.
Already on a few,Santa's to name one.

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:21:51 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Taboot:


Yes.  The good news is you don't need to strip for the cavity search.  Just sit in the Crisco.
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All ready have that covered.

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:22:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By katrina24:
Dibs on ammo
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What if he is shooting blanks?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:24:18 AM EDT
Please do not link to YouTube.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:24:40 AM EDT
You and fiver must have been partying together last night.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:38:08 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By 4v50:


Please do not link to YouTube.
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Pics inbound

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 11:30:35 AM EDT
They did later report it was a very ballsy move.
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They did later report it was a very ballsy move.
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Sweet

 
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