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Posted: 8/13/2011 7:22:59 PM EDT
I am at my wife's friends birthday party, I am currently sitting in the corner couch surfing ARFCOM while every one is in the kitchen drinking.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:23:38 PM EDT
Fuck your wife's friends.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:24:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2011 7:24:33 PM EDT by gonzo_beyondo]

Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Fuck your wife's friends.

Could I have a link to your newsletter?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:24:41 PM EDT
Well what is the alternative, go in the kitchen and talk about the women's shoe sale at the mall with the ladies?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:25:21 PM EDT
Arfcom is a life choice you are not anti social.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:25:30 PM EDT
Pics of said females?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:26:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
I am at my wife's friends birthday party, I am currently sitting in the corner couch surfing ARFCOM while every one is in the kitchen drinking.


I admire you, although I would be drinking, as well.

Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:26:33 PM EDT
sounds like you're asocial, not antisocial
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:26:48 PM EDT
Are you also trading stock or gambling online? That way you would be DFAC'ing.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:26:51 PM EDT
The other night I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead......

The story of my life.


I get enough social interaction at work. I prefer to be alone when I'm on "me" time.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:27:00 PM EDT
All arfcommers are antisocial.

Team Members are especially antisocial

Team members with high post counts, like me, are mostly antisocial with borderline personalities.

Team Members who spend most or all of their time in GD are downright dangerous.

Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:27:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Fuck your wife's friends.

Could I have a link to your newsletter?

Drink cough syrup and abuse prescription meds. Fuck up your world view.

Seriously though, don't. It almost killed me.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:27:17 PM EDT
Nothing a few drinks and some rude comments to your wife's friends won't clear up.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:27:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Fuck your wife's friends.

This, just get drunk first!
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:28:31 PM EDT
If you don't like to drink, I understand.

If you do, then you're anti-social.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:29:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:29:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wintermute:
Nothing a few drinks and some rude comments to your wife's friends won't clear up.

Grab your junk and tell them you've got a big pecker. Tell them ARFCOM told to to toss it in their shitter and post pics.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:37:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Fuck your wife's friends.


Pics of friends first....
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 7:42:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Eazy_E:
The other night I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead......

The story of my life.


I get enough social interaction at work. I prefer to be alone when I'm on "me" time.


The other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone ...

OP - Wifes birthday party, that might be a bad thing. If someone tries to talk to you, what do you do?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:07:39 PM EDT
Wife's friend saw me and threw a pillow at me. Told me join the party. Well report back soon.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:14:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Wife's friend saw me and threw a pillow at me. Told me join the party. Well report back soon.


Pillow fight
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:23:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
All arfcommers are antisocial.

Team Members are especially antisocial

Team members with high post counts, like me, are mostly antisocial with borderline personalities.

Team Members who spend most or all of their time in GD are downright dangerous.



oh snap!
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:24:24 PM EDT
No pics yet?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:24:39 PM EDT
Aren't you on the job? I am not a cop but I work with the public. During my busy season the last thing I want to do on my off time is see people.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:28:17 PM EDT
No pics of the wife or her friends? WTF????
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:31:19 PM EDT
Technically, you're antisocial and a horrible husband.

Go be part of for your wife's sake. She can't enjoy herself while you're sulking on the couch.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:32:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Danj:
Aren't you on the job? I am not a cop but I work with the public. During my busy season the last thing I want to do on my off time is see people.


Wife told everyone i am a LEO so they all have their cop questions... When I introduced myself earlier i told them i was in waste management.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:33:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Technically, you're antisocial and a horrible husband.

Go be part of for your wife's sake. She can't enjoy herself while you're sulking on the couch.


I'm talking to everyone now... Here comes the "don't arrest me" hahaha....
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:34:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Wife's friend saw me and threw a pillow at me. Told me join the party. Well report back soon.


Tag for the AAR of the bra+panty tickle fight.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:35:02 PM EDT
Had to hide in the bathroom to make these posts.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:35:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blackfire:
Fuck your wife's friends.


Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:36:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wintermute:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Wife's friend saw me and threw a pillow at me. Told me join the party. Well report back soon.


Tag for the AAR of the bra+panty tickle fight.


Everyone is pretty drunk. Will advise if I threesome happens.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:40:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By wintermute:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Wife's friend saw me and threw a pillow at me. Told me join the party. Well report back soon.


Tag for the AAR of the bra+panty tickle fight.


Everyone is pretty drunk. Will advise if I threesome happens.


How will you know? You'll be in the bathroom posting here while it's happening

Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:50:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
All arfcommers are antisocial.

Team Members are especially antisocial

Team members with high post counts, like me, are mostly antisocial with borderline personalities.

Team Members who spend most or all of their time in GD are downright dangerous.



What are team members with near 100,000 posts?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:51:41 PM EDT
If any of your wife's drunken friends are single advise them that the goods may be odd but the odds are VERY good in ARFCOM general discussion.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 8:59:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kongman74:
If any of your wife's drunken friends are single advise them that the goods may be odd but the odds are VERY good in ARFCOM general discussion.


80% people here are now way way drunk.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:04:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By kongman74:
If any of your wife's drunken friends are single advise them that the goods may be odd but the odds are VERY good in ARFCOM general discussion.


80% people here are now way way drunk.

Good time for some pics then!!!

Get to it!!!!
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:05:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GC456:

Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By kongman74:
If any of your wife's drunken friends are single advise them that the goods may be odd but the odds are VERY good in ARFCOM general discussion.


80% people here are now way way drunk.

Good time for some pics then!!!

Get to it!!!!

This. You know the rules...



Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:07:10 PM EDT
And I see you are a team member, so I expect to see a BOTH thread started
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:08:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:11:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:11:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By kongman74:
If any of your wife's drunken friends are single advise them that the goods may be odd but the odds are VERY good in ARFCOM general discussion.


80% people here are now way way drunk.


Post pics and hand 'em the smart phone...
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:13:22 PM EDT
If they look anything like my SO's friends, hiding down the block is still to close
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:15:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kongman74:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By kongman74:
If any of your wife's drunken friends are single advise them that the goods may be odd but the odds are VERY good in ARFCOM general discussion.


80% people here are now way way drunk.


Post pics and hand 'em the smart phone...


Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:22:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By kongman74:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Originally Posted By kongman74:
If any of your wife's drunken friends are single advise them that the goods may be odd but the odds are VERY good in ARFCOM general discussion.


80% people here are now way way drunk.


Post pics and hand 'em the smart phone...

http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz140/raizo_sekai/018fe3f3.jpg


.2 megapixels?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:27:10 PM EDT
Girl droped iPhone in toilet.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:32:52 PM EDT
Haha, nice.

Just remember, don't do anything you will regret later.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:33:40 PM EDT
Did you take that picture with a calculator?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:35:40 PM EDT
This thread has potential.
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:39:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Girl droped iPhone in toilet.


So what was she going to post pics of?
Link Posted: 8/13/2011 9:41:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kongman74:
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
Girl droped iPhone in toilet.


So what was she going to post pics of?

Poop thread.
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