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Posted: 10/31/2006 1:20:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2006 1:25:04 PM EST by MlTCHELL]
My roommates and I didn't buy any candy and we're hiding inside in the dark... pretending we're not home.

ETA: Last year, I lived on a different street, in the same area... a bit further from my college campus. I was the only one in the house that bought candy and it was gone in less than 30 minutes. I bought so much candy I thought I'd be finishing the rest for months, it was about half a five gallon bucket worth. I've never seen so many kids in my life than in this city.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:21:47 PM EST
I bought candy today too, but I'll be damned if I am getting up every 3 minutes all night.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:22:06 PM EST
Pfft. A REAL horrible person would have given out alcohol and pornography to the children.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:22:14 PM EST
Well first off is your roomate a guy, secondly wtf are you doing with him with the lights off
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:22:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
My roommates and I didn't buy any candy and we're hiding inside in the dark... pretending we're not home.

Of course not.

If I were you, I'd be out on the porch eating a huge bag of candy, with a sign that said "No Trick-or-Treaters."
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:23:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
My roommates and I didn't buy any candy and we're hiding inside in the dark... pretending we're not home.

Of course not.

If I were you, I'd be out on the porch eating a huge bag of candy, with a sign that said "No Trick-or-Treaters."


Now that's just fucked up
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:25:26 PM EST
Yes. You should be hiding out in the bar.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:27:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:28:02 PM EST
I thought about buying some, but I have $200 in my checking account, $200 in my wallet and $544 on my credit card... all to last me two more months. I have to start selling ammo stockpiles.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:29:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
I thought about buying some, but I have $200 in my checking account, $200 in my wallet and $544 on my credit card... all to last me two more months. I have to start selling ammo stockpiles.

Just hand out buckets of ammo, we all know where we are going trick or treating tonight
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:29:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Boomer8450:
Yes. You should be hiding out in the bar.

Don't worry... that's next. Though I complain I'm broke, I always make it to the bar every Tuesday for $3 pitchers... Thursday is $1 pitchers, but I have class the next day at 10:20, so I don't do that one.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:31:18 PM EST
If any kids comes to an apartment complex that only rents single bedroom units I'll smack their dead beat parents.

Pff....

I could hand out ammo

One for you, one for you...
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:33:38 PM EST
I live in a pretty nice neighborhood and we get hit so hard by the Ghetto kids, they don't say thank you or even trick or treat for that matter. They just hold out an old stained up pillow case and and stare at you like, "Jus put da candy in da bag Kraka!".

Screw'em let them get their free candy somewhere else.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:33:50 PM EST
I enjoy seeing all the little kids in their costumes. It brings back some great memories.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:46:32 PM EST
Holy crap... if the whole world were like ARFcom, half the houses kids went to wouldn't have any candy.

7 yes
5 no
15 I'm doing the same thing.
8 I've done that in the past.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:46:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Pfft. A REAL horrible person would have given out alcohol and pornography to the children.


but the kids would have loved it
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:50:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Pfft. A REAL horrible person would have given out alcohol and pornography to the children.
No that would have been a good person.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:58:50 PM EST
"Aww, I don't have any candy. But here's a few rounds of assualt rifle ammo."
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 1:58:54 PM EST
Dude, you're gonna get egged.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:01:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2006 2:03:00 PM EST by kikomax]
Dude, you're gonna get egged.

ETA, Double tap. Looks like at least 2 eggs inbound.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:02:04 PM EST
I didn't even bother to turn the lights out; they just came a few minutes ago ansd simply said:

"I don't have any candy; sorry"

They left and my car hasn't been egged yet; but then again, I have two NRA decals on my car and a "Thin Blue Line" decal as well; so they better not egg my car.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:05:12 PM EST
Dude, you're gonna get egged.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:05:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By meszues:
Dude, you're gonna get egged.



Dude, you're gonna get egged.

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:06:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Pfft. A REAL horrible person would have given out alcohol and pornography to the children.


So you've been to my house.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:08:26 PM EST
You are a weiner.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:11:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL-01:
I live in a pretty nice neighborhood and we get hit so hard by the Ghetto kids, they don't say thank you or even trick or treat for that matter. They just hold out an old stained up pillow case and and stare at you like, "Jus put da candy in da bag Kraka!".

Screw'em let them get their free candy somewhere else.


This is where the "Old Razor Blade in the Apple" comes in handy
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:18:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2006 2:19:08 PM EST by PlaymoreMinds]
I just ran out. 7 Bags...I'm in the dark surfing arfcom.
BUT, unlike the men doing it, I am not looking at the BOTD threads.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:24:25 PM EST
I have a few thousand loose bullets for reloading

can I use them instead of candy?

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:27:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By kikomax:
Dude, you're gonna get egged.

Well... last night someone smeared a candle or something all over my windshield, and I had to scrape off all the wax... though, I was relieved it was just wax, and not an egg or something.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:29:37 PM EST
What a bunch of cranky old geezers!


Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:31:28 PM EST
What a bunch of cranky old geezers! I've got the haunted house sound effects playing out the window, fog machine going full blast and lightning strobe flashing and booming.


Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:32:45 PM EST
[Peter Griffin]No, Horses are terrible people[/Peter Griffin]
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:34:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Pfft. A REAL horrible person would have given out alcohol and pornography to the children.



dammit

<shuffles off to buy candy instead>



Whatever... like you'd part with a beer!

Beerslayer places beer in 8 year olds bag... kid gives him a look like he's crazy... turns and starts to walk down the drive way.... in a moment of panic TBS charges down the driveway, cross body tackles the 8 year old and takes his beer back... gets up and stumbles back to the house mumbling something about almost losing that one....

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:35:20 PM EST
I forgot to get any candy, but in the last 7 or so years I've lived here no one has ever come so it's not a big deal
just less junk food for me to eat later
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:35:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
I bought so much candy I thought I'd be finishing the rest for months, it was about half a five gallon bucket worth.


So what you're saying is...it was about 2.5 gallons worth?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:38:12 PM EST
My neighbors across the street are doing the same thing, and I know damn well they're there ... I've got half a mind to lob an egg over there myself. Stingy bastages.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:38:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
Holy crap... if the whole world were like ARFcom, half the houses kids went to wouldn't have any candy.

7 yes
5 no
15 I'm doing the same thing.
8 I've done that in the past.


We're not Hallowscrooges....we care about thier teeth. Yeah, that's it. Do it for the children!
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 2:55:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
I just ran out. 7 Bags...I'm in the dark surfing arfcom.
BUT, unlike the men doing it, I am not looking at the BOTD threads.


Yes you are, while sipping a Long Island Tea.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 3:12:45 PM EST
Uh Oh.

We're down to our last few candies. I may have to break into my last bag deep stash of 100 grand bars.

Maybe, I'll preform an experiment and see if anybody goes for the Capri Sun drinks or the Minute Maid juice boxes.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 3:35:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By crazyquik:

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
Holy crap... if the whole world were like ARFcom, half the houses kids went to wouldn't have any candy.

7 yes
5 no
15 I'm doing the same thing.
8 I've done that in the past.


We're not Hallowscrooges....we care about thier teeth. Yeah, that's it. Do it for the children!


A lady up my street passes out those travel size tubes of toothepaste to everyone. She must have hundreds of them. No wonder she's a single mom.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:17:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By AshNH:
My neighbors across the street are doing the same thing, and I know damn well they're there ... I've got half a mind to lob an egg over there myself. Stingy bastages.





You didn't mention wheather YOUR lights are on
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:19:11 PM EST
last year i forgot candy, so all the kids got elk jerky instead.


lucky kids
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:23:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
I thought about buying some, but I have $200 in my checking account, $200 in my wallet and $544 on my credit card... all to last me two more months. I have to start selling ammo stockpiles.



What calibers do you have????? Need some 308 and 5.56 Got any????
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 10:36:34 PM EST
Forget that. Apparently I'm not a horrible person. I asked the German exchange students two doors down if they had any trick or treaters and they said they didn't have a single one! I didn't need to hide in the dark afterall.

I guess there's a neighborhood thing where they avoid what they're pretty sure are the student houses... they must know were're cheap... though, the German exchange students seemed to want to see what this Halloween shit was all about.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 11:20:17 PM EST
I was just today talking to the wife about where Halloween has gone nowadays. It's nothing like when I was a kid (50's). I think I understand now.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 11:25:00 PM EST
I have two large German Sheps. that roam the property on Halloween. I always tell my friends if they bring the kids over I will open the gate and let the dogs roam the neighborhood.

That should give the little brats a scare.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 11:38:42 PM EST
Yes you are.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 12:05:24 AM EST
Not just for that, I'm sure there are plenty of others reasons.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 12:15:12 AM EST
Condoms used to be packaged like candy.
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 4:20:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2006 4:43:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
I just ran out. 7 Bags...I'm in the dark surfing arfcom.
BUT, unlike the men doing it, I am not looking at the BOTD threads.


Yes you are, while sipping a Long Island Tea.





You boys are hopeless....

FUNNY...

But HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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