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Posted: 4/24/2013 7:18:22 PM EDT
Hypothetically speaking, you are tooling around out in the hills, and out of nowhere it's a god damned Samsquatch! Of course,it charges you, and you drop the damned thing and now you have a dead Samsquatch on your hands. So what do you do? Do you call the closest news outlet? The Smithsonian, Fish and Game?

I have been running this through my mind, and the first thing is obviously recovery of the body is priority. I would call up my most trusted friends so that we could get the body out of the field. Next thing would be find a suitable storage area. I know a guy who owns an icehouse, so that would not be a problem. But what would you do from there? How would you cash in on it? Or, would you expect the Feds to come in, torch your house and shoot your dogs?

Thoughts?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:19:17 PM EDT
Post a motherfucking pic up in GD of course!!  
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:21:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:22:18 PM EDT
Find out what it tastes like
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:22:49 PM EDT



Originally Posted By GoRebels:


Post a motherfucking pic up in GD of course!!  


This.  Along with gun, caliber, cartridge load, distance and how many shots it took to bring it down.



 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:22:56 PM EDT
Tag it.
Call my attorney.

Call my taxidermist.









Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2013 7:24:01 PM EDT by fxntime]
Get back my beef jerky.

Then call Pope and Young because I KNOW I'll hold the world record Squatch.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:19 PM EDT
Pics, hair samples, GPS coords, run like hell before his family finds out.  Call anthropologist.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:43 PM EDT
Fire up the grill. Then take a dinner pic.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:55 PM EDT
Taxidermist...duh.

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:11 PM EDT
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KevinCa316:
Find out what it tastes like


What if it is not a female?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:26 PM EDT
Bury him next to the other two.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:58 PM EDT
First thing Id do?  Be on the lookout for more.  Samsquanches roll at least 5 deep at any given time.

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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:21 PM EDT
Wake up, get irritated, go to the bathroom, take a piss, go back to bed a hope the the next dream I have is about me nailing Jessica Alba
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:23 PM EDT
SSS


Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:26 PM EDT
Shoot it again to make sure it's dead and won't get up and rip your face off for pissing it off.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:51 PM EDT
I E&E back towards civilization, before the next of kin Samsquanches get highly pissed and stomp me to a bloody pulp.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2013 7:26:44 PM EDT by Heart]
I would not confirm nor deny I shot or saw this beast with our current administration in office. I can already imagine all the charges that would be brought up against me.





That bastard is going in an ice box in the basement like a museum artifact until further notice.

 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:01 PM EDT
Make damn sure his kin aren't watching me, ...waiting to exact revenge.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


Obama says otherwise.


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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:19 PM EDT
Call Loren Coleman, then call Channel 7 news, then start charging for interviews, write a book, profit
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
First thing Id do?  Be on the lookout for more.  Samsquanches roll at least 5 deep at any given time.

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This. Folks have killed squatches before. They just aint lived to tell bout it.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:27:27 PM EDT
Hide the body and call Jeff Meldrum.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:27:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


You'll only get one shot at wild-necro-'Squatch-sex.  
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:27:56 PM EDT
Dig a hole and bury the guy and his suit---fast, there ain't no sasquatch
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:28:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2013 7:29:20 PM EDT by inspector-one]
dinner pic of course, but not my toes - the big toes
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:28:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


Obama says otherwise.


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Wookies ain't 'Squatches.  
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:29:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


Obama says otherwise.


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hehehe
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:29:21 PM EDT
Where there's one, there may be more. Possibly looking for whoever killed their retarded cousin (nobody has been able to kill one yet, but somehow this goofus fucks up and gets whacked by little old me? Yeah, he's not the brightest bulb in the Sasquatch shed).

Ergo, I take the head, whereupon I become rich, famous, and get to see all the liberals cry because I murdered a snatchsquatch.

Or, I go to jail for crimes against nature. Or something.

One of the two.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:29:54 PM EDT


Deep Pit BBQ!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:30:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By threedogs:
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


Obama says otherwise.


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hehehe


nailed it
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:30:14 PM EDT
Skin it right there, and run through the woods wearing its bloody pelt.....
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:30:47 PM EDT



Originally Posted By oldno7:


Dig a hole and bury the guy and his suit---fast, there ain't no sasquatch


some really good replys. I was going to say piss on him to show dominance.



 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:31:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fucked a Sasquatch once."
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:31:48 PM EDT
Pray that they are in season.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:31:55 PM EDT
Make sure it's not of these things first..

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:32:37 PM EDT
mount her then call Chuck Testa











Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:32:39 PM EDT
 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU FUCKING SHOT ME?!  WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?!  I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!


GET THE FIRST AID KIT MAN, DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE WHILE I'M BLEEDING!  WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ON YOUR PHO -
ARE YOU FUCKING POSTING THIS ON GD?!?!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:32:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PugglePod9000:
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


You'll only get one shot at wild-necro-'Squatch-sex.  


Yeah, let us know how that works out for you when the next of kin Samsquanches interrupt your little "necro romance party" and then decide to give you all the nice, tender Samsquanch lovin' you've always craved.

And yeah, just so you know, they ARE going in dry.



Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:33:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KevinCa316:
Find out what it tastes like


I was thinking make a shit load of jerky.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:33:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GoRebels:
Post a motherfucking pic up in GD of course!!  


Rest assured ya'll... If I ever shoot bigfoot, ya'll will be the FIRST to know....

Well.... right after I show my friend Steve!

- Clint

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:34:06 PM EDT
Call up Coast to Coast
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:35:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TT4life:
Originally Posted By KevinCa316:
Find out what it tastes like


What if it is not a female?


there are some here to whom it would not matter.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:35:18 PM EDT


Keep it going, this shit is great
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:35:46 PM EDT
Cut out the back straps and make supper.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:36:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DOBERMAN:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.


I was gonna say make Jerky, but I am gonna go with Fuck it.

Then make Jerky.

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:36:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TT4life:
Originally Posted By KevinCa316:
Find out what it tastes like


What if it is not a female?


Then I'm eatin a sas-dog
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:37:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By leatherface_y2k:
Make sure it's not of these things first..

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk96/TexEdition/FLOTUSverynice.jpg


Sure 'nuff it was you find out soon enuff.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:38:00 PM EDT
In this day in age...prepare my anus...every liberal group/media/scientist/etc. is going to be livid and the game commish of whatever area you are in is going to break it off in your ass good and deep...but I would def. take a few pics and post to GD lol
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 7:38:59 PM EDT
Hey wait... is this another "furry" thread?
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