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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:05:07 PM EDT
[#1]
As long as I have Wilson, I don't need anybody else.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:05:24 PM EDT
[#2]
A Wilson Volleyball of course.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:07:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Definately regular.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:08:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Regular, if you can get past the fishy smell.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:09:09 PM EDT
[#5]
+1. Not even close. A regular mermaid you can at least have a conversation with, and it has boobies. And it could breathe air - a reverse mermaid would have gills. You really didn't think this through, did you? |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:09:21 PM EDT
[#6]
There are reverse mermaids?!?
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:09:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Yeah, regular! Sure there is no pie, but there are bewbies and a mouth, and some you can talk to, as opposed to pie with some Admiral Ahkbar (the "Its a trap" dude from Star Wars) looking thing on top!
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:10:05 PM EDT
[#8]
A radio.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:10:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Regular.. I can have conversations with her!
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:10:14 PM EDT
[#10]
Hey man, I picked regular!
Yeah. You don't know this stuff because you live in the mountains. |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:10:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Tough choice. The regular one has tits, a mouth, can fish, and still has to have some other holes somewhere.
On the other hand, the other one has a regular lower half and can't talk. I'd go for regular. |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:11:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Regular! You can at least get head!
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:13:39 PM EDT
[#13]
OK, who picked reverse Mermaid?
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:17:27 PM EDT
[#14]
and she can suck yer #$%! under water.... |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:17:30 PM EDT
[#15]
BEER!!!!
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:17:31 PM EDT
[#16]
Regular, besides if you loose interest in her boobs or mouth she can always bring you some fresh fish.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:19:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Plus she can use her mouth for other things! |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:20:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Ugh, no wonder all the ARFCOM women think we are neanderthals....WE ARE!
Oh well, the nature of the beast, there is no guy alive (alright, maybe a few...and the  ) who don't think of bewbies and pie all day long.... So women, if you could have a regular Merman, or reverse Merman, which would you choose?
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:23:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Regular
With the reverse mermaid, even if she has the best pie, legs, and feet I've ever seen (and I'm a foot man) I don't think I could get over the top half. |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:23:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:24:10 PM EDT
[#21]
+1 Ultimate butter-face |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:25:05 PM EDT
[#22]
You could always wrap the top of the Reverse with newspaper or something.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:26:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Meanwhile on uberseriousguncommando.com:
"Did you see that post on barfkom about the mermaids?" "Yes what sissy couch commandoes they are!" "Yes worthless civilian airsofters! Bah I spit on them! PTUI! They are not worthy of my posting my super gun knowledge there anymore! PTUI again! We would never allow such foolishness here!" "Yes, plus I would definitely go for the fish on the TOP girl on the BOTTOM as I am an ass man!" "But she could not breathe air..." "Oh" |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:26:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Besides the entertainment, she could bring fresh lobster......treasure from the sea, and when your tired of hanging around your island...she could swim for help.
Anyway facking a lower half woman while dunking her Trout head underwater gives me wicked flashbacks, but thats another thread all togather 
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:29:18 PM EDT
[#25]
I'd take a book.
"Raft Building Made Easy" 
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:35:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:38:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:38:41 PM EDT
[#28]
john ringo-style-- regular--but she'd still have PIE!
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:40:49 PM EDT
[#29]
And the regular can TOW your raft. |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:44:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:44:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Good one! |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:47:34 PM EDT
[#32]
a 24 pack of beer.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:52:11 PM EDT
[#33]
Reverse.
Two holes plus she won't mind when you hold her head under water to hide the ugliness. Who wan't to hear a woman talk anyway. Plus, have you ever seen how a fish poops? Wouldn't want her around if she can't pinch it off after it's half the length she is!
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:54:35 PM EDT
[#34]
+1 |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 1:55:52 PM EDT
[#35]
Need somone to talk to. Top Half
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Posted: 5/25/2006 2:18:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Get Both.
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Posted: 5/25/2006 2:25:33 PM EDT
[#37]
 <-------runs out of thread clutching sides so she doesn't split open |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 2:27:24 PM EDT
[#38]
why am I reminded of that one ep of futurama were fry trys to get it on with the mermaid?
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Posted: 5/25/2006 2:29:59 PM EDT
[#39]
Reular, when her tits sag you can fillet her bottom half
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Posted: 5/26/2006 7:02:09 PM EDT
[#40]
Be my luck she wouldn't swallow anyways ?
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Posted: 5/26/2006 7:06:15 PM EDT
[#41]
Mermaids do it too.
You just have to know which scales to lift. Give me the one with the human top half. Or give me both and a few surgical instruments and I'll take the two and make one for screwin' and one for dinner. CJ |
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Posted: 5/26/2006 7:29:59 PM EDT
[#42]
THERE ARE WOMEN ON THIS SITE??????!!!!!! 
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Posted: 5/26/2006 7:36:51 PM EDT
[#43]
With the top half human, she'd still be hot and you could still titty-fuck her
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Posted: 5/26/2006 7:45:12 PM EDT
[#44]
Regular.
Screw conversation. Just suck it baby! And when we're done make me a samm...uh...shrimp cocktail and a dozen oysters on the halfshell. 
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Posted: 5/26/2006 7:50:48 PM EDT
[#45]
A yet another reason why you wouldn't make it in politics.........you have common sense
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Posted: 5/26/2006 10:58:08 PM EDT
[#46]
MaryAnn.
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Posted: 5/26/2006 11:13:46 PM EDT
[#47]
Do I get some Muffins with that Mermaid?
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Posted: 5/26/2006 11:14:09 PM EDT
[#48]
No AR Dunstan it's MaryAnn AND Ginger!!
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Posted: 5/26/2006 11:14:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/26/2006 11:30:41 PM EDT
[#50]
Tophalf, because the mou.. I mean the face matters most. Oh yeah and hands too. Cant foget boobs. Dudes that choose the bottom half are kinda weirding my out, Your rather have the half that you cant use 20% of the time and the other alternitive is just as distastfull, not to mention a face with huge fricking eyes, and gills, ewwwwwwwww.
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