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Posted: 12/15/2016 12:44:59 PM EST
Showed up at the doc today at my bosses request. I expected a "yup, you have a bad cold, move along". What I got was a "well you have a bad sinus infection and an ear infection. You ready for some shots?"

well fuck. Oh well, docs a cool guy, I doubt he would give a rats ass about my 938 in a remora. Nope, nurse practitioner with a nose ring and dyed hair doing the shot. Fuck me sideways. Guess where the shots were going... not my arm. 

Luckily right after she told me to face the wall and drop my drawers. She turned her back to me and started fiddling with the shots and paperwork. As I turned around, I  slipped my pistol and holster out of my waistband and into the Breast pocket of my jacket before she turned around again. Reason number 8700000 why I use a pocket holster for iwb.


I know, I know.  kool starry bra. Now tell yours.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 12:46:17 PM EST
Don't know, don't care
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 12:49:47 PM EST
I would have left it in place.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 12:50:53 PM EST
You just tuck a pocket holster into your waistband?
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 12:53:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 12:55:16 PM EST
I had to get a shot in the arse for a bad poison oak outbreak a couple weeks ago. The G19 stayed in the Safariland 7377 on my hip, nurse said "Nice pistol. Do you like it? I want to get my husband one."

That's my experience.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 12:58:01 PM EST
Should have just pulled your johnson out and dazzled her.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 12:59:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2016 1:00:47 PM EST by Diesel_Maximus_2992]
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To answer the "why not leave it in place" question. 

I am sick as a dog, and did not feel inclined to deal with trigglypuffs slightly less obese cousin. 


As for the "pocket holster in waistband" comments. It's a remora. It's technically designed for both iwb and pocket
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:00:39 PM EST
LOL.

I'd have pulled it out and set it on the chair. We'll be in just the right position for her to kiss my hairy white ass if she's got a problem with the gun.

And FYI, yours is neither the first nor the biggest she's seen.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:02:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By dillehayd:
LOL.

I'd have pulled it out and set it on the chair. We'll be in just the right position for her to kiss my hairy white ass if she's got a problem with the gun.

And FYI, yours is neither the first nor the biggest she's seen.
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I'm sure, but in that moment. I just didn't want to deal with the possible extra trouble. 

Concealed means concealed.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:02:31 PM EST
That's why when I go to situations like that I have my P938 in a DeSantis Superfly pocket holster. Problem solved. Problem staying solved.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:02:50 PM EST
Did she slip you two fingers or three?
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:04:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2016 1:06:01 PM EST by GoodOlDave]
A few winters ago some college kid rear ended me in a four car pileup during a snowstorm and completely immobilized my car. While the cop was interviewing me , the wrecker pulled my car onto a flatbed to get it off the road.

For safety reasons I wasn't allowed up on his truck. So after the cop had finished with me I had to ask the flatbed truck operator to get up on his truck and retrieve my .45 before he hauled it away. That was an awkward moment.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:05:34 PM EST
Had a doc that I'd never seen before ask me to take my shirt off to check me out. He quickly discovered my Glock 30 in a Comp-tac IWB holster.. He asked me if Tennessee required a permit and a couple questions about Glocks. I informed him of the laws and answered his questions about the pistol and we moved on to my medical problems. I was perfectly within the law so I don't care what a doctor or anyone else thinks about it.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:06:06 PM EST
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Met a girl at a restaurant for our 1st date. Instead of a casual hug, she went in with the real deal, with arms around waist and a big squeeze. I felt her double check it with her hand, so I knew she that she knew. She brought it up during dinner and we had a good conversation about carrying.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:07:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By aBADidea:
Did she slip you two fingers or three?
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None, but she gave my ass an extra pinch before stabbing me with that dam needle. I guess she liked what she saw
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:07:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:08:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By apierce918:
Don't know, don't care
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Yup.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:10:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2016 1:13:51 PM EST by KerryW]
1. Never use a remora holster

2. If it's legal who cares. 

3. I got turned away from Coca-cola world in Atlanta because I was carrying, and it was too long of a walk back to the car to lock it up.

ETA 4. Why the hell were you getting a shot in the ass for a sinus/ear infection?!
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:11:06 PM EST
you have a sinus and ear infection (which i have as well i think) and they gave you a shot?     thats weird  
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Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:12:02 PM EST
pics of nurse practitioner with a nose ring and dyed hair not loading
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:12:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FredMan:


Yup.
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Had my very nice, very sweet, very ditzy aunt give me a hug one time and she felt it. She kind of went "oh" and didn't mention it. And yes I'm referring to my pistol you pervs.

Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:13:40 PM EST
had some malady, doc wanted to palpate my abdomen for some reason, while palpating he palpated my IWB snubby.


"there's your problem right there, you have some sort of mass right there of the 5 shot variety."

he went around it and no harm no foul.


full disclosure, he was my neighbor at the time and knew I was kinda a gun guy
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:15:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:18:12 PM EST
When I first started carrying, I carried OWB. The first time I went to piss at a urinal, I didn't think about all the extra weight on my belt. When I undid my pants, the extra weight just dropped my pants almost to my knees.

Just then I hear the door to the bathroom open.

Ofuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

I'm scrambling to pull my pants back up, get my shirt over the pistol and not piss on my jeans in the process.

I sheepishly looked over my shoulder to see the door swinging closed and no sign of whomever had opened it. I don't know what they saw, but I guess they changed their mind.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:19:29 PM EST
The reason you don't want to reveal your conceal just before getting a shot should be obvious.

If the nurse is opposed, she is still the one holding the needle.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:20:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By philc1:
I would have left it in place.
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This...quit being a pussy
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:20:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
I reached up over my head to get a shoebox off a shelf in a outlet mall shoe store and exposed my holstered pistol when my shirt rose up
above it. Probably no one saw, but I set the shoe box down and then casually walked out, got in my truck and drove away
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Sounds like a huge overreaction, but maybe the NY thing factors in.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:22:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FP2000H:
When I first started carrying, I carried OWB. The first time I went to piss at a urinal, I didn't think about all the extra weight on my belt. When I undid my pants, the extra weight just dropped my pants almost to my knees.

Just then I hear the door to the bathroom open.

Ofuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

I'm scrambling to pull my pants back up, get my shirt over the pistol and not piss on my jeans in the process.

I sheepishly looked over my shoulder to see the door swinging closed and no sign of whomever had opened it. I don't know what they saw, but I guess they changed their mind. <img src=http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_abused.gif border=0 align=middle>
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I always piss in the stall if there's one available. Might look like a dweeb but I don't care. USP 45 is too heavy to try and hold up via belt tension while I've got my Johnson in the other hand

Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:23:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Shott8283:
you have a sinus and ear infection (which i have as well i think) and they gave you a shot?     thats weird  
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Two shots. I guess mine was severe enough.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:24:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 1badf350:
Should have just pulled your johnson out and dazzled her.
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Yep flop some cock out and don't forget your blowout kit
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:24:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
I reached up over my head to get a shoebox off a shelf in a outlet mall shoe store and exposed my holstered pistol when my shirt rose up
above it. Probably no one saw, but I set the shoe box down and then casually walked out, got in my truck and drove away
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I don't know why, but that made me laugh way more than it probably should have.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:26:07 PM EST
Had a meeting with a city guy about some renovation projects to the city courthouse/jail. I thought the meeting was going to be at his office...it wasn't. That's all I'll say about that.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:31:48 PM EST
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I'd rather the nurse see my gun than accidentally drop it when I'm screwing with a holster that has no retention.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:33:21 PM EST
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Originally Posted By XMM:


Sounds like a huge overreaction, but maybe the NY thing factors in.
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My thoughts exactly.

Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:33:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Shott8283:
you have a sinus and ear infection (which i have as well i think) and they gave you a shot?     thats weird  
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edit: belated, double tap
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:35:23 PM EST
I'm in church just before the service began and I reach over the row ahead of me to shake hands. My suit jacket pulls up and over my gun. I hear a gasp from an elderly lady behind me followed by several snickers from others. A week later, the same woman asked if I could show her how to change magazines and load it "in case I went down in a fire fight". Not kidding.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:40:35 PM EST
Me and the wife were at a movie theater. I went to the concession counter to get us each a drink. Guy on my right turned away from the counter and hit his left elbow hard on my IWB 1911.
His eyes got big, then he showed me his sheriffs department badge and asked if I had a permit for it.
I said yes, he said okay and walked off.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:40:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Sputnik556:

My thoughts exactly.
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Originally Posted By Sputnik556:
Originally Posted By XMM:


Sounds like a huge overreaction, but maybe the NY thing factors in.

My thoughts exactly.
Normal person, i would agree. 

see previous description of my physical state and her appearance. If either one of those two facts were different i probably would not have bothered. 
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:41:14 PM EST
Went out on a "meet the parents" date with my then girlfriend (now wife). She said we were going to a play and dinner at their place afterwards. We decided to carpool from their house to the play and her Dad drove. We got there, parked and made our way up to the entrance and FUCK it's a courthouse with metal detractors! WTF? Who puts a theater in a courthouse?

Told her dad I needed to put something back in the car so we walked back and the ladies went inside. Pistol, 2 mags, automatic knife and pepper spray go into the trunk. He was just chuckled and was like "that's a lot of stuff". We ended up going to the range a couple times after that.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:45:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
I reached up over my head to get a shoebox off a shelf in a outlet mall shoe store and exposed my holstered pistol when my shirt rose up
above it. Probably no one saw, but I set the shoe box down and then casually walked out, got in my truck and drove away
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Why?
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:52:04 PM EST
Wife's 1st visit to the oncologist, BC.

She got up on the table, fully dressed, nurse started feeling her legs for some reason.

Nurse got down to her lower leg, and came to a screeching halt!! (Wife was using an ankle holster)

Nurse did an about-face, and left the room. Wife handed me her holster and gun, doc came in and went about the rest of the visit.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:53:05 PM EST
My doc doesn't give a shit. Neither do his nurses.

Took a family pic with my wife and son with Santa this past weekend. Santa had his arm around me, but his hand right on my CZ then moved it back. He didn't say anything and neither did I.

Boring stories, I know.

Hey, how do I find the emoticons on mobile view?
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:55:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Diesel_Maximus_2992:
Normal person, i would agree. 

see previous description of my physical state and her appearance. If either one of those two facts were different i probably would not have bothered. 
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We ain't talking about you, brother. It was Aimless and his tale of woe.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:56:01 PM EST
I thought you were going to join the mob and things went south like in good fellas
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:56:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Diesel_Maximus_2992:
Showed up at the doc today at my bosses request. I expected a "yup, you have a bad cold, move along". What I got was a "well you have a bad sinus infection and an ear infection. You ready for some shots?"

well fuck. Oh well, docs a cool guy, I doubt he would give a rats ass about my 938 in a remora. Nope, nurse practitioner with a nose ring and dyed hair doing the shot. Fuck me sideways. Guess where the shots were going... not my arm. 

Luckily right after she told me to face the wall and drop my drawers. She turned her back to me and started fiddling with the shots and paperwork. As I turned around, I  slipped my pistol and holster out of my waistband and into the Breast pocket of my jacket before she turned around again. Reason number 8700000 why I use a pocket holster for iwb.


I know, I know.  kool starry bra. Now tell yours.
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If I know I'm going to the doctor, or some other place where there is a chance someone is going to be taking a close look at me....I leave my CCW weapon in the car. Why be retarded and take it with you??
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:59:04 PM EST
was nurse a dirty inkie?
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 1:59:33 PM EST
I was taking my annual Fire Department physical one year and the nurse told me to take off my boots so i could be weighed. When i pulled off my roper my Colt Agent slid out of it on to the office floor. The nurse just looked at me but the Dr. behind her got a big grin on his face and said,is that a Colt? What model? Can i check it out? One of the many reasons i love Alaska.
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 2:00:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By Diesel_Maximus_2992:
Showed up at the doc today at my bosses request. I expected a "yup, you have a bad cold, move along". What I got was a "well you have a bad sinus infection and an ear infection. You ready for some shots?"

well fuck. Oh well, docs a cool guy, I doubt he would give a rats ass about my 938 in a remora. Nope, nurse practitioner with a nose ring and dyed hair doing the shot. Fuck me sideways. Guess where the shots were going... not my arm. 

Luckily right after she told me to face the wall and drop my drawers. She turned her back to me and started fiddling with the shots and paperwork. As I turned around, I  slipped my pistol and holster out of my waistband and into the Breast pocket of my jacket before she turned around again. Reason number 8700000 why I use a pocket holster for iwb.


I know, I know.  kool starry bra. Now tell yours.
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Quite a while ago, possibly even  before we had concealed carry in KS I was carrying a Glock 27 in an IWB holster at about 3 OClock.   As I was walking out of  movie in the crowd I managed to get my right arm out of position and bumped someone w/ the rear sight on it.  I knew what happened.  His eyes got huge as he realized what he had bumped.  I just apologized and slipped off into the crowd.   
Link Posted: 12/15/2016 2:03:48 PM EST
The majority of people wouldn't notice if you open carried.
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