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11/20/2019 5:07:11 PM
Posted: 5/22/2005 6:58:25 PM EST
...toy car.

I officially feel kinda stupid.

So I'm out walking the dogs in my backyard and I know nobody is outside. But as I walk up the side of the house strange loud noises suddenly come from right beside me. Got as far as my hand on my Sig but I didn't pull it.

Neighbors kid has a toy car that must have some kind of proximity / motion or light detector. As soon as I got within 10 feet of it, or passed a shadow over it, it started making reving engine noises and machine gun sound effects.

Freaked the shit out of my two dogs too. Lots of teeth and barking.

I didn't know they made such sophisticated toys these days... or maybe the car is possessed...
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 7:10:05 PM EST
I would of shot it up like an SUV in Compton
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 7:11:51 PM EST
If it's coming right at you on your own property you'd be perfectly justified in shooting it.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 7:41:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 7:44:09 PM EST by Mead]
Due to new car / truck safety you have to yell "WATCH OUT, IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US" before you are aloud to return fire.

<­BR>SQUIRREL!!!!! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!

*empties 30 rnd mag*

Boy, that was a close one...that thing had a mean streak a mile wide...with teath like this....
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 7:50:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mead:
Due to new car / truck safety you have to yell "WATCH OUT, IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US" before you are aloud to return fire.

<­BR>SQUIRREL!!!!! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!

*empties 30 rnd mag*

Boy, that was a close one...that thing had a mean streak a mile wide...with teath like this....



Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:01:41 PM EST


ACK !


Zombie toy cars !!!





BAN TOY CARS FOR THE CHILDREN !!!

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:06:09 PM EST
A little flinchy, Ain't Ya?
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:12:36 PM EST
Man, first you dis Team America (and the RC car within), now you almost draw down on another.
Face it Steyr, you're an RC Car Bigot.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:12:52 PM EST
As long as your not at a carwash you should be fine.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:18:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:24:14 PM EST
See if the kid calls the truck "Chucky".

Jim
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:29:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
If it's coming right at you on your own property you'd be perfectly justified in shooting it.




Was in the neighbors yard.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:30:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By WildlandFirefighter:
A little flinchy, Ain't Ya?



+1



C'mon I didn't pull. But it did scare the shit out of me.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:39:37 PM EST
anyone read "trucks" by stephen king?? only in mineature , It is the fist sign , quick everyone to your BOV's
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 8:49:26 PM EST
1 word

DECAF !!

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 5:59:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
I didn't know they made such sophisticated toys these days... or maybe the car is possessed...



You have no idea. Most toys have some sort of noise and a way for it to activate it via sound, disturbaing it, or light.

I swear the kid's toys scattered about the house are a better security system than the one we pay for.

If only the Bee buzzing around the toy mailbox had a dialout feature to call a central station......
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