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Posted: 4/17/2017 12:33:43 PM EDT
between 9am-10:30am this morning a maxi pad wrapper showed up in our office restroom trashcan. we have had zero female visitors today. what would a man be using this for?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:34:22 PM EDT
Sounds like Antifa showed up?  Any unused razors found?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:35:11 PM EDT
Manpon for mud butt
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:35:20 PM EDT
Do you have any fattys in the office?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:35:22 PM EDT
Bleeding from his mangina?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:35:25 PM EDT
anal fissures
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:36:18 PM EDT
Do you always rummage through the restroom trashcan?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:36:18 PM EDT
Some folks will actually put them in their armpits to keep their shirts dry
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:36:40 PM EDT
I've known more than one person to use them in place of high priced medical pads and gauze for a dressing. Anyone there a cheapskate and have minor surgery lately?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:36:43 PM EDT
Depends
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:36:57 PM EDT
Or was stuck to a guys shoe or something. I can't believe how many times I've pulled a dryer sheet from a sleeve or pants leg, maybe it followed someone from home.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:37:28 PM EDT
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Zing!
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:37:29 PM EDT
Manpon butt juice containment
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:38:23 PM EDT
Hemorrhoid surgery?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:38:39 PM EDT
Any females on the janitor crew?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:39:01 PM EDT
"all male office" or, is it?
Oh, yeah. You can't ask that question these days.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:39:03 PM EDT
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between 9am-10:30am this morning a maxi pad wrapper showed up in our office restroom trashcan. we have had zero female visitors today. what would a man be using this for?
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Wait... are you assuming their genders?!


Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:40:37 PM EDT
Someone may have a bads case of hemmoroids
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:40:45 PM EDT
Someone's into pegging?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:41:19 PM EDT
We had a guy who had such to catch drippage and leakage for awhile after prostate surgery
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:41:31 PM EDT
Trolling the office busy body.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:43:06 PM EDT
Who the fuck found it?

What were they looking for?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:44:23 PM EDT
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between 9am-10:30am this morning a maxi pad wrapper showed up in our office restroom trashcan. we have had zero female visitors today. what would a man be using this for?
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Boy...Mondays must be real slow around there.....




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Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:45:15 PM EDT
Thanks OP, now I have a great idea for work. 
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:46:43 PM EDT
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sniff it and find out
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:47:05 PM EDT
post turtle
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:48:36 PM EDT
WTF
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:49:12 PM EDT
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Trolling the office busy body.
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lol, I can see the spinoff thread now...
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:52:45 PM EDT
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Who the fuck found it?

What were they looking for?
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I'd say that's the real question here.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:53:10 PM EDT
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I've known more than one person to use them in place of high priced medical pads and gauze for a dressing. Anyone there a cheapskate and have minor surgery lately?
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This.

But we always default to trannies....
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:53:30 PM EDT
Let it go, OP.  You don't want to know the answer.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:53:42 PM EDT
Is Bathroom Shitcan Police your actual job or a collateral duty?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:53:54 PM EDT
Pilonidal cyst?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:54:50 PM EDT
roids and prep H would be my vote. OP, dig around and see if you can find anymore clues.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:58:33 PM EDT
Knew a dude that used to put them in his shoes, swore by them, best insoles ever.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:59:54 PM EDT
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Damnit...beat
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:01:20 PM EDT
If I knew someone was sifting through the garbage I'd leave tons of weird shit in it. 

Tomorrow would be a tied off Durex and a banana peel.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:01:39 PM EDT
Maybe Mike Ehrmantraut works there?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:03:52 PM EDT
I've used them before to absorb leakage from a healing cut or incision from surgery and carry them in my first aid kit.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:06:31 PM EDT
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A buddy actually considered it before he discovered the Thompson Tee t-shirts with padding in the armpits.  http://www.thompsontee.com
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:07:37 PM EDT
Someone in your office is not who they say they are.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:07:54 PM EDT
You're assuming genders I see
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:10:24 PM EDT
Anyone in the office wear a "Smokey the Bear" type hat? It used to be fairly common to use pads in the hatband to absorb sweat, make the hat fit better, etc.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:11:27 PM EDT
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Hemorrhoid surgery?
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yup
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:11:58 PM EDT
When I worked as a plumber at Fort Riley Army Post, we had a plugged floor drain in an all male barracks.
We snagged an object and pulled it out,turned out to be a 10" vibrator.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:12:12 PM EDT
In on this one...Waiting on a update.
He posted at 1230..hoping to get a update at 1pm when the do the mens room trashcan after lunch inspection?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:14:13 PM EDT
Was there hair on it?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:14:19 PM EDT
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This.

But we always default to trannies....
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My first thought was someone has an injury or recent surgery and is using the easiest blood soaking up thing he could reach in the bathroom.  "Honey, where's the gauze?  No the gauze damnit?  No, I don't know honey, I've been looking...YES I'm looking...Jesus man, OK, this shit will work..."
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:17:04 PM EDT
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Manpon for mud butt
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Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:24:05 PM EDT
Worked with a guy that would get nose bleeds and stuff a tampon in his nose and tie it off to his glasses and act like it wasn't a big thing and everyone does that.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:24:10 PM EDT
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