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Posted: 3/13/2011 5:42:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:43:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:43:47 PM EST
Be HEALED!!!!

I'm on board with this.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:44:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:45:56 PM EST
Praise Jesus Jose Cuervo!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:47:05 PM EST
How strange.....

without alcohol I walk perfectly fine, a little to much alcohol and I am pretty much floor bound...
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:48:29 PM EST
after a couple bottles of that hooch she'll be talking in tongues
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:49:59 PM EST


damn man made her reach for top shelf.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:53:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:59:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:00:17 PM EST
Let me guess the backstory: that woman is on the dole, due to disability.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:00:22 PM EST
Yes, because no one in a wheelchair could ever stand up for even 2 to 3 seconds.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:03:58 PM EST
Having spent 6 months in a wheelchair, that's not really all that odd to me since I could stand up fine, just couldn't walk more than 25 feet at the time, and that 25 feet was with a walker and great difficulty. I never went shopping for booze though.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:06:14 PM EST
At least she went top shelf hooch
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:06:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fast_Jimmy:
Yes, because no one in a wheelchair could ever stand up for even 2 to 3 seconds.


We don't make the rules.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:08:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 6:09:41 PM EST by flyfishnepa]

Originally Posted By Fast_Jimmy:
Yes, because no one in a wheelchair could ever stand up for even 2 to 3 seconds.

yeah but standing on your toes and reaching as high as you can takes some effort.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:08:49 PM EST
"Beer. Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

And here is evidence. God loves that woman and wants her to be happy and drunk.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:09:52 PM EST
Now thats funny.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:11:11 PM EST


That's the picture a personal injury case investigatior dreams about taking to court.....
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:11:51 PM EST
So all people in wheelchairs are paralyzed?

No one goes in a wheel chair temporarily after surgeries or injuries?



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:15:30 PM EST
I guess anything to forget
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:26:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By FreeBear:
That's the picture a personal injury case investigatior dreams about taking to court.....


It actually aroused me, sexually. I'm going to trial tomorrow.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:37:05 PM EST
apparently the Flag does the same thing.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:39:30 PM EST
LMAO!

It's called top shelf liquor for a reason. It's worth it.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:44:05 PM EST
I am not impressed.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:46:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


Surely a big city thinker such as yourself can find humor in this.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:48:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 6:48:19 PM EST by EXPcustom]

Originally Posted By bigred3516:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


Surely a big city thinker such as yourself can find humor in this.

I have a feeling someone's tax dollars may be funding her cure.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:02:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 7:03:09 PM EST by electrojk]
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:07:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed





Wow, can I have that 1:47 of my life back?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:09:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed




Still not impressed.

but you did a bang up job getting me angry.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:10:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed




Still not impressed.

but you did a bang up job getting me angry.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:16:38 PM EST
I thought maybe she was going to get better looking.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:22:08 PM EST
I'd hit it, plus you get better parking hauling her around.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:23:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:26:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed




Still not impressed.

but you did a bang up job getting me angry.




Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:47:17 PM EST
My Wife has MS.

Guees what. she can walk. . Yes she uses a wheelchair when she needs to. You wouldn't want to see the strugle that it is for her to walk. She's 46 ex high school cheerleader, was on the dance team at school.

Our mail box is 50 feet from the front door. It's been 2 years since she could get the mail

MS has STOLEN my wife, my life, and my ability to earn good $$.

she used to work as a teacher, Her Masters degree earned her a good sum. Well now she gets 1/3rd of it on disability. Our health insurance used to be $150 a month...$now it's $1,300

I'm not able to spend as much time as a sales rep due to her needs. I'm earnig 1/3rd what I did 5 years ago ( yes, the economy has a part of it)

And yes we use the handicap parking
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:48:32 PM EST
RISE and WALK, Sister!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:14:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:39:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed



This is much better!!!!!!



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:52:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed




Still not impressed.

but you did a bang up job getting me angry.

Uh-Oh. Now you pissed her off........
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:53:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By E-Mag:

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed



This is much better!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WmQNrmsVs


Needs mopre cleavage
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:55:48 PM EST
LOL.

Wow......
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:09:14 PM EST
So.. My mother had a cerebral hemorrhage 16 years ago. Fully right side paralyzed. She can still get up stairs and stand up from her chair when she needs to get something from the cupboard.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:13:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.

Lighten the fuck up. God fucking dammit, you're a regular sour puss.

Relax a little once in a while, you know? Shit, do it for your blood pressure and cortisol levels. And honestly, stop being so predicable. Chill the fuck out, man. Relax.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:15:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By electrojk:
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.


You will be impressed




Still not impressed.

but you did a bang up job getting me angry.

Is it that easy? Dude, quit trying to get a rise out of people on internet forums, and just chillax.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:21:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By Subnet:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
I am not impressed.

Lighten the fuck up. God fucking dammit, you're a regular sour puss.

Relax a little once in a while, you know? Shit, do it for your blood pressure and cortisol levels. And honestly, stop being so predicable. Chill the fuck out, man. Relax.





Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:44:23 AM EST
It's a miracle cure for ugly, that's for sure.

The problem is that it wears off by the next morning.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 2:07:42 AM EST
My Mother spent the last several years of her life in and out of a wheelchair. She could literally (barely) walk, but it was dangerous for her to do so. A lot of those folks still have a shred of independence they would like to hang on to.

I get the humor, but just don't assume people like that are scamming.

Miss you Momma
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 2:30:50 AM EST
Originally Posted By caberfeidh:
Let me guess the backstory: that woman is on the dole, due to disability.


When in doubt, assume the worst.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:22:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bill247:
Originally Posted By caberfeidh:
Let me guess the backstory: that woman is on the dole, due to disability.


When in doubt, assume the worst.



And we have had insurance agents hassle the shit out of us for years because of people like that.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 3:51:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By subjectofcalifornia:
My Wife has MS.

Guees what. she can walk. . Yes she uses a wheelchair when she needs to. You wouldn't want to see the strugle that it is for her to walk. She's 46 ex high school cheerleader, was on the dance team at school.

Our mail box is 50 feet from the front door. It's been 2 years since she could get the mail

MS has STOLEN my wife, my life, and my ability to earn good $$.

she used to work as a teacher, Her Masters degree earned her a good sum. Well now she gets 1/3rd of it on disability. Our health insurance used to be $150 a month...$now it's $1,300

I'm not able to spend as much time as a sales rep due to her needs. I'm earnig 1/3rd what I did 5 years ago ( yes, the economy has a part of it)

And yes we use the handicap parking
I don't think I'd care to walk a mile in your shoes, although I suppose I should be willing if it could help you.

I learned a long time ago to never, ever, go around judging people who are using a wheelchair, walk funny, or are somehow crippled. There but for the Grace of God go I.

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