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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 4/2/2002 10:28:36 AM EST
I thought this was pretty funny. Figured I'd share. [url]http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/screeners.shtml[/url]
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 11:23:29 AM EST
In defending his staff, Beaton insisted employees weren't trained to spot geologic catastrophes or Sidney Poitier, although he conceded a routine hand check should have detected R.E.M. guitarist Peter Buck, whom agents had set on fire and placed in a golf bag.
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"That's FIRE! You can't bring fire on the plane!!!"
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