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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 10/10/2001 7:12:39 AM EST
If you find yourself sitting next to a middle eastern type person on your next flight, spill a cup of hot coffee in his lap and see what happens when he jumps up an runs down the isle screaming in Arabic.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 1:56:10 PM EST
Very cruel and insensitive but gave me the biggest laugh I have had in a while. Unbelievable!! Too bad you can't copyright that.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 1:59:40 PM EST
When in a airport, whatever you do, if you see your friend jack don`t yell....HI JACK!.....[smoke]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 2:03:56 PM EST
If you find yourself sitting next to a middle eastern type person on your next flight, spill a cup of hot coffee in his lap and see what happens when he jumps up an runs down the isle screaming in Arabic.
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I sent this out to everyone on my email list.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 2:07:52 PM EST
As usual, Pangea, priceless. Paul
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 2:07:57 PM EST
I always say HI! JACK! at the airport.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 2:17:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By BlackandGreen: When in a airport, whatever you do, if you see your friend jack don`t yell....HI JACK!.....[smoke]
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lol
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:57:22 PM EST
With F-16 flying around waiting to shoot down Planes that may be hijacked, I'm not sure it a good thing to do.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:10:14 PM EST
In computer service we always use to talk about putting a batch file on someone's laptop (who has us loading it under pressure at the last moment on the way to the airport) with a batch file with a countdown sequence on boot up. So if airport security powers it up to check it out......10...9...8...7...6, you get the picture.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:20:59 PM EST
Actually, a while back and before 9-11 a guy on an airplane yelled Hi to his friend Jack and the plane landed and was stormed by the FEDs. He was hauled off and didn't have a fun time. It turned out it was just his friend. As reported on Deco Drive in Miami.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:45:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By cc48510: Actually, a while back and before 9-11 a guy on an airplane yelled Hi to his friend Jack and the plane landed and was stormed by the FEDs. He was hauled off and didn't have a fun time. It turned out it was just his friend. As reported on Deco Drive in Miami.
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It was a corporate jet, and the pilot's name was Jack, and his mike was on as the passengers were climbing in. The tower heard something like: rustle, rustle, scrape, thud, a muffled "Hi! Jack!" bang thud.... as the passenger climbed in with is luggage and said hi to the pilot.
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