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Posted: 5/24/2004 11:36:50 AM EST
Ok, so my wife and I have two seperate bathrooms, she likes to have all her foo-foo stuff out and at easy reach, while I have a veritable library in mine. So, my wife decides she is going to removdel my bathroom, but not allow me any input. Well, to a lesser man, who was not quite so sure of his wife, this may have been daunting, but I had faith.

Two months later, (Of almost around the clock action, two teams of workmen), My wife allowed me to take my first look this afternoon.

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

She installed a rock grotto, with a lap pool and a soaking tub (sorta like a Japanesse tub), but large enough for two people. The lap pool has a device on it so that there is water resistance as you swim, thats cool. The shower area is large enough for the two of us with no problem, it has 15 shower heads, so you are completely enveloped in water. very nice, it is also programmable so that you can alternate hot and cold water hitting you, or some heads doing hot and some doing cold.

She had a bloomberg terminal put in and two large screen tv's. The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger. Too cool.

The only thing she forgot is the refigerator, I am all pruned up and I guess I will have to leave eventually, or I could have her bring me dinner in here, but I don't want my kids thinking I am strange.

Bathrooms are very nice.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:38:50 AM EST
Damn, sounds like you have a big house. Enjoy!!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:39:12 AM EST
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:39:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:40:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:
The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger.



Don't slip on the spooge when you go to leave.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:40:22 AM EST
PICS! *without you in them of course*
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:40:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By HKocher:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...



I got *real* bookcases in there now,instead of thepiles of books and magazines I had lying around. I mean, do I read this one first or read that one? There is now a choice other than what I can reach while on the can.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:41:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/24/2004 11:41:37 AM EST by hielo]

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By hielo:
The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger.



Don't slip on the spooge when you go to leave.



We don't waste yea old spooge, some people like that stuff.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:43:22 AM EST
hielo,

Sounds like an awesome setup! We need to see some pics!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:43:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By HKocher:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...



I got *real* bookcases in there now,instead of thepiles of books and magazines I had lying around. I mean, do I read this one first or read that one? There is now a choice other than what I can reach while on the can.



I see, a sophisticated pooper.

Me, I just like to look at the pictures.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:43:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By HKocher:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...



+1....
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:43:52 AM EST
What Peekay said, we need pics.[
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 11:47:00 AM EST
Dude... you must have a crazy sick hige house to have a 1000sq/f bathroom. YOU HAVE TO POST PICTURES!!!! And go get a wide angle lens to take them. If that's your bathroom I'm almost afriad to ask what the rets of your house looks like and what the hell you do for a living... and if you have let your wife remodel your gun room as well. How big is your gun collection?
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 12:01:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/24/2004 12:02:13 PM EST by JCKnife]
"hielo gots mad benjamins," as the kids would say to Bill Cosby.

Sounds sweet!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 12:16:15 PM EST
Can I live in your bathroom?

Pics, please, pics!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 12:38:08 PM EST
Sounds like half of my house could fit in your bathroom. pics
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 12:40:20 PM EST
Wow, someone actually buys those small lap pool dealies you see advertised in the New Yorker.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 12:45:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
But do you have a root beer bidet?





Now that is FUNNY!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 12:50:13 PM EST
The pool/w "laps against the current" sounds kick ass BM, my friend.P_I_C_S!...do something nice for the dr.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 6:12:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 6:15:46 PM EST
You can swim in your fucking bathroom?

Link Posted: 5/24/2004 6:18:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/24/2004 6:19:02 PM EST by Lumpy196]
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 6:59:56 PM EST
Ain't capitalism Grand!

When are you going to open "The Hielo Fund"?
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:04:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By W-W:

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
But do you have a root beer bidet?





Now that is FUNNY!



The Fizz that refreshes!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:04:46 PM EST
Post some pics you fag.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:08:12 PM EST
I too would like to see some pics.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:11:25 PM EST
That is 8 sq. ft. bigger than my house.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:11:27 PM EST
Care to adopt a 36 year old with a wife and 2 kids?
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:16:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/24/2004 7:17:58 PM EST by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By hielo:
Ok, so my wife and I have two seperate bathrooms, she likes to have all her foo-foo stuff out and at easy reach, while I have a veritable library in mine. So, my wife decides she is going to removdel my bathroom, but not allow me any input. Well, to a lesser man, who was not quite so sure of his wife, this may have been daunting, but I had faith.

Two months later, (Of almost around the clock action, two teams of workmen), My wife allowed me to take my first look this afternoon.

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

She installed a rock grotto, with a lap pool and a soaking tub (sorta like a Japanesse tub), but large enough for two people. The lap pool has a device on it so that there is water resistance as you swim, thats cool. The shower area is large enough for the two of us with no problem, it has 15 shower heads, so you are completely enveloped in water. very nice, it is also programmable so that you can alternate hot and cold water hitting you, or some heads doing hot and some doing cold.

She had a bloomberg terminal put in and two large screen tv's. The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger. Too cool.

The only thing she forgot is the refigerator, I am all pruned up and I guess I will have to leave eventually, or I could have her bring me dinner in here, but I don't want my kids thinking I am strange.

Bathrooms are very nice.

And not one word about your 650 sqft. walk-in bathroom-gunsafe???

What are you gonna do when you're getting all foo-fooed up in your programable-Japanese-kalidescope-shower-grotto and the peasants start to revolt?




EDITED: This thread is worthless without pics!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:20:53 PM EST
WOW...with a bathroom like that... We do need pics!! 2 work crews...damn I'd hate to have that bill!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:29:34 PM EST
This thread is worthless without pics!
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 7:53:57 PM EST
1000 sq.ft. bathroom is bigger than my house!


tagged for the picts.
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 8:03:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
You can swim in your fucking bathroom?




He's not a savage, where did you expect that, in the living room?
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 8:10:53 PM EST
Your fucking bathroom is bigger than my fucking house.

Link Posted: 5/24/2004 9:45:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/24/2004 10:14:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 6:16:03 AM EST
hielo,

Still waiting for pictures....
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 6:19:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2004 9:02:16 AM EST by garandman]
Its disgusting, but I'm envisioning Hielo never getting off the can.

Put his gun safe in there, and a window he could shoot out, and we'll never see him again.



Link Posted: 6/3/2004 6:44:58 AM EST
im sorry, but i fail to see what the big deal is

???

i mean shit guys, if he doesnt even have beer on tap then is it even really a bathroom? damn hielo, how can you even deposit a load in such a lacking lavatory?
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 8:46:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
im sorry, but i fail to see what the big deal is

???

i mean shit guys, if he doesnt even have beer on tap then is it even really a bathroom? damn hielo, how can you even deposit a load in such a lacking lavatory?



Good thing my father in law doesn't subscribe to this forum... he might take you up on that idea and move the kegerator from the boat house to the shitter. He's already got the TV in there so he doesn't miss any of the football game when he needs to drop the kids off at the pool.
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 9:04:41 AM EST
[liber] no wonder the rest of the world hates us, look at the gross excess Americans enjoy [/liberal]


That sounds AWESOME!!! Post some pics, I would like some ideas for my bathroom.
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 3:47:00 PM EST
whats the holdup on the pics? got 3 crews working on that tap?

Link Posted: 6/3/2004 3:51:46 PM EST
Dont pee in the pool.
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 3:56:56 PM EST
Truly a Kings Throne!!!


I have never before wanted to visit someones house just to use their bathroom
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 4:06:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:
I got *real* bookcases in there now,instead of thepiles of books and magazines I had lying around. I mean, do I read this one first or read that one?



Or just skip the book and call up the movie!

Link Posted: 6/3/2004 4:09:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By lvgunner777:
[liber] no wonder the rest of the world hates us, look at the gross excess Americans enjoy [/liberal]


That sounds AWESOME!!! Post some pics, I would like some ideas for my bathroom.



If that bathrooms for real then it would make Kuwaiti's jealous.
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 4:10:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By HKocher:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...




+2....
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 4:25:44 PM EST

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.




wow


bigger than my entire home
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 4:30:22 PM EST
PICS PICS PICS!!!
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 4:53:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2004 4:58:22 PM EST
The longer we have to wait the less impressed we'll be. I'm already thinking that you should have gone with the pop-up out of the floor flat screen TV like Leno has...
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