I had nothing else better to do (ok I NEVER have anything else better to do) so I decided to check out a new mall.

I get there and immediately see LOTS of VERY NICE womenz. I mean these are the type at first glance that make you say DAMN!

First hour, no Mall Ninja sightings and take a looksee at the food court. Standard pretzels, dick on a stick, cinnamon rolls, pizza, burgers, chinese food, etc, all bordering on fun show prices. I only have enough money to buy a minimal amount of food so I am off to try to find the mall fountain so I can supplement my lunch money.

Second hour, I find a dollar on the ground and go to the arcade. I spend 3 tokens to play this really violent game called Silent Scope. I get killed real fast. Since there are no other games for 1 token, I am nice and give it to one of the rugrats running around the place. Ungrateful bastard doesn't even say thank you and neither does the kids a-hole dad. What the hell is wrong with people nowdays?

Third hour, this place must have some American Ninja 5 type movie graduates using invisibility because I still ain't seen any! Anyway, I am walking along still in search of a water fountain and what do I see? A womenz leaning back against the upper deck railing displaying the nicest damn rack I have seen in my whole life! I walked by her about 3 times when out of nowhere these "Gang Enforcement Unit" marked Ninjas in full assault gear appear out of nowhere. In the proccess of my 4th pass where I was going to say "hi" to the womenz, the MN gave me the "if you aren't going to buy anything, leave" stare. Well gee whiz.

I get the message and head back to the food court and go bankrupt on a slice of pizza and a small drink that cost $5. I never did find a water fountain.

So what the hell did you do today?

I did a bunch of stuff, but the most important was ther time I choked on a toothpick and almost coughed to death because a guy typed [b]dick on a stick[/b] and I didn't stop laughing long enough to breath.

Today I went to work with a hangover after getting home at 3am. Got to work late. Second hour - Got a Mountain Dew Code Red instead of usual Diet Dr Pepper. Need sugar AND caffiene today. Tried to format a few hard drives that I am donating to a battered women's shelter. The damn PC was not playing nice...old Gateway2000, ugh. Played some Bejelewed. Third hour - ate some doh!-nuts that a co-worker brought in. mmmmmm - Krispy Kreme...STILL WARM Krispy Kreme doh!-nuts. They don't go well with MDCR, yucky. Burned a copy of Jedi Outcast. Played Bejeweled. Fourth hour - lost track of time editing the pics I took at the Club the nite before and sent them off to the nice young lady that asked me to email them to her. Cut into my lunch hour. DAMN! Brown bagged it for lunch, Spagetti, Yummy, finally feeling a bit better. Fifth hour - Help co-worker with his personal laptop that he brought in on his day off. Got the OS and Office2000 Cab files copied to the hard drive so he could install the OS and office. His laptop only has external floppy drive and it is broke. Played Bejeweled some more. Lets see, what hour am I on? Well, all the bosses are gone by this time. I felt it was time to leave, you know 'Leave early to make up for being late'. Packed up my crap and hit the road. Been surfing and watching TV since. Oh yeah, went to Domino's and picked up two pizzas for dinner. It has been a day. I am wiped!!

ByteTheBullet  (-:

Waited around most of the day for the air conditioner repairman to come by and then tell me they don't work on natural gas-powered, ammonia/hydrogen units (circa 1970), no one else does, and a new, modern A/C unit would cost around $4,000. Lucky for me I don't have to pay. he he

On top of that my pipes have been plugged up for 5 days. My life sucks.

I had jury duty today.  Got there at 8:30 so they could start at 8:45 like they said they would.  Did they?  No way.  Started at 9:00.  They BS'd around for 45 min then tell us they have good news and bad news.  The good new is we were being released.  The bad news is we have to be back at 1pm on Monday.  

What a way to screw up my Monday off.

Went to a local indoor range and rented a Sig P232, a Glock 17, and an unnamed S&W .22 pistol. Pretty cool.

Isn't that what all AC guys say?

Is the AC unit made by Servel/Robur? If so, they're still around, as they have been since the dawn of time, and may be able to hook you up with someone who can fix a gas fired ammonia/hydrogen AC. Their number is 812-424-1800.

[url]www.robur.com [/url]

1. got off work
2. fed dogs
3. burped/played with baby
4. get email at home while watching England vs. Argentina in passing
5. Off to post office to ship kio3 and pick up AR mag shipment (thanks to 762AP)
6. Slept till 5pm (work nights)
7. fed dogs
8. fed wife (FOOD - get your mind out of the gutter)
9. burped/played with baby
10. went to work
11. "thank you for calling the helpdesk, my name's Tate, can I have your name please?"

repeat #11
repeat #11......

Yup, it's called Akla/Servel or something like that. Thanks for the tip. POS! Damn thing is at least 32 years old. I was dying on Wednesday.

I figured from the title you were gonna start singing "Sky rockets in flight..." [rolleyes]

Worked at a teacher FSED (Firearm Safety and Education Day) most of the time we teach college students basic firearm safety and live fire exercises, this time it was for some high school teachers.

Got sunburned during the FSED,
Bumpfired my AR for the first time!!!! Now I want a FA!
Fired a Thomson for the first time, can’t bump fire a Tommy Gun. Beautiful firearm, interesting history, awkward to use,
Reloaded some .44’s and had to cull a dozen of them.

Tomorrow- pull bullets and go to a fun shoot with the MA Junior Small Bore Team.

Imbroglio

Son, after reading about your exciting day  I think you need:

1.  A life

2.  A womenz

3.  A better collection of guns

4.  A decent meal

Not necessarily in that order.

These valiant warriors who have dedicated their lives to preserving the peace in our nations malls are to be commended for spotting a loitering scumbag and defusing a potential assault before it had a chance to happen.


You should have given them the $5.00 and thanked them for the fine job they do.

1.  Cleaned the garage
2.  Bought a new router at Lowes(Porter-Cable 690).
3.  Made a new wooden crate for gun storage (moving soon).
4.  Made a wicked batch of egg salad for lunch.
5.  Made tequila-lime chicken on the grill for dinner.
6.  Had a few beers and surfed the gun sites.  Life is good!!

Watched the fight(?) last night, woke this morning and been sulking about wasting $55.00 !!

Egg salad and tequila?
I say you're asking for trouble.

I've got the same one. Good choice.[:)]