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Posted: 12/21/2016 5:54:57 AM EST
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Africa wins again.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 5:59:07 AM EST
Hell that happened in Westwego near new orleans a few years back
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 5:59:32 AM EST
Someone is going to get a mandela bowtie
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:01:27 AM EST
Africa Florida: Baby eaten alive by giant rats while mom was out getting her groove on.
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FIFY.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:06:09 AM EST
If this doesn't teach the woman about responsibility, nothing will.

RIP wee one.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:10:24 AM EST
R.O.U.S.

Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:18:06 AM EST
We had a local woman that went out for a booty call last year. Her house caught on fire and three of her four kids (all under six) died.

Guess she'll just make more.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:22:17 AM EST
Was her name Stella by any chance?
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:24:05 AM EST
Jesus Christ......take that asshole out back and blow her fucking brains out.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:35:45 AM EST




Gambian poached rats strike again
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:37:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KennyW1983:
Africa wins again.
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I think the rats won this time.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:13:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:23:12 AM EST
Oh my Lawd, a motherfuckin' rat done ate my baby!
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An actual quote from a similar (though much less severe) incident.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:34:08 AM EST
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Originally Posted By mattellis2:
We had a local woman that went out for a booty call last year. Her house caught on fire and three of her four kids (all under six) died.

Guess she'll just make more.
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You know the Macon Area then ?
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:04:24 AM EST
I thought it was just common knowledge to protect  your children in Africa. Everything there can kill you.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:10:28 AM EST
I am always taken back that a starving country has such an animal problem . I would be eating rats like hot pockets , They would make a tv show about me killing crocs with an AK and RPG  and wearing them as a fashion trend.  I watched a River Monsters episode in africa where they complained the lake they fish in was so overpopulated by crocs they could not eat.  Jeremy Wade then was taken back from the lake where they showed a large aluminum hull boat with an AK in the village.  Even if they did not want to use the ammo there are still ways to catch them . And yes you can eat them 
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:11:40 AM EST
TIA
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:14:18 AM EST
I hate rats.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:14:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By runcible:

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Rat done bit my sister Nell,
And whitey's on the moon.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:18:02 AM EST
Not a lion or a giraffe, so Americans don't care.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:22:39 AM EST
Your move, Australia.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:34:48 AM EST
Fuck Medicfrost where do find this shit
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:42:32 AM EST
Horrific.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:44:02 AM EST
We had a stripper mom do this last year I think.

2 children died.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:50:08 AM EST
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Originally Posted By lafmedic1:
I am always taken back that a starving country has such an animal problem . I would be eating rats like hot pockets , They would make a tv show about me killing crocs with an AK and RPG  and wearing them as a fashion trend.  I watched a River Monsters episode in africa where they complained the lake they fish in was so overpopulated by crocs they could not eat.  Jeremy Wade then was taken back from the lake where they showed a large aluminum hull boat with an AK in the village.  Even if they did not want to use the ammo there are still ways to catch them . And yes you can eat them 
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I've read accounts detailing just that.
in rural areas, groups of kids go out in the morning and beat the brush for rats, killing them with sticks. Then they light fires and eat them whole after singing off the hair,
mmhmmmm...the taste of Africa; warm rat guts in the morning.

I guess hunger is the best sauce.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 8:54:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By osprey21:
I tried to give a shit but failed.
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at least you tried.
I didn't.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 9:21:37 AM EST
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The rats there are nothing. They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. Really. In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror as these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away. Oh, it was an incredible sight. Peasants screaming...chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms. You can imagine the pathetic quality of this. Waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies.....as they carried their children off to almost certain death.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 1:25:25 PM EST
The mom had that kid killed.

That's my take on it.

Read the stories linked to in the OP.


That was no rat.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 1:30:04 PM EST
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I guess those big cats are not pulling their weight


I did not realize Detroit was in Africa
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 4:47:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Extorris:
The rats there are nothing. They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. Really. In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror as these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away. Oh, it was an incredible sight. Peasants screaming...chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms. You can imagine the pathetic quality of this. Waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies.....as they carried their children off to almost certain death.
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Are you sure these are flies you're talking about?
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 4:52:12 PM EST
Get some mid-evil Europe right there
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:55:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By runcible:
Are you sure these are flies you're talking about?
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Originally Posted By runcible:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
The rats there are nothing. They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. Really. In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror as these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away. Oh, it was an incredible sight. Peasants screaming...chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms. You can imagine the pathetic quality of this. Waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies.....as they carried their children off to almost certain death.
Are you sure these are flies you're talking about?

Yes. Natives had a name for them. "José Grecos de Muertos." "Flamenco dancers of death." The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset. Small brown babies clutched in their beaks. A sight I'll never forget. I was stunned. Appalled.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 6:58:18 PM EST
Africa, Florida or Africa, Africa?
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:01:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By mattellis2:
We had a local woman that went out for a booty call last year. Her house caught on fire and three of her four kids (all under six) died.

Guess she'll just make more.
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It's quite a hit to her income, though. Welfare moms should be eligible for unemployment until they can replace them.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:02:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Extorris:

Yes. Natives had a name for them. "José Grecos de Muertos." "Flamenco dancers of death." The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset. Small brown babies clutched in their beaks. A sight I'll never forget. I was stunned. Appalled.
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Originally Posted By Extorris:
Originally Posted By runcible:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
The rats there are nothing. They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. Really. In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror as these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away. Oh, it was an incredible sight. Peasants screaming...chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms. You can imagine the pathetic quality of this. Waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies.....as they carried their children off to almost certain death.
Are you sure these are flies you're talking about?

Yes. Natives had a name for them. "José Grecos de Muertos." "Flamenco dancers of death." The enormous flies flapping slowly away into the sunset. Small brown babies clutched in their beaks. A sight I'll never forget. I was stunned. Appalled.


Okay, spill it. What movie is this from?

I must not have seen it.

Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:04:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 6winchester2:


Okay, spill it. What movie is this from?

I must not have seen it.

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Life ain't always beautiful pal.
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:05:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:


Life ain't always beautiful pal.
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They're just going to keep fucking with me.

Cuz GD.


Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:06:20 PM EST
conratulations OP, you've rattled me with this post.  
Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:18:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Okay, spill it. What movie is this from?
I must not have seen it.
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Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:21:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:

Congratulations OP, you've rattled me with this post.
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Now it's my turn for a movie reference, but I'll give you the film:

"You must make a friend of horror. Horror, and moral terror, are your friends. If not, then they are enemies to be feared."

- Col. Kurtz, APOCALYPSE NOW, on how to survive in the jungle.

The only problem is, sometimes "survival" is not compatible with being a decent human being and keeping your sanity.

And that is the dilemma of moral men attempting to live in a world of horror.

And for yet another quote - "welcome to the party, pal."

Text me if you figure out how to read news headlines like this without having small pieces of you die when you do.

Link Posted: 12/21/2016 7:23:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DieselEngineer:
R.O.U.S.

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Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
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