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Posted: 3/12/2005 4:34:34 PM EST
Hey there folks, a new/old member checking in. Or back in. I used to post under the name deadman a while ago, but lost the account when I lost my hotmail account. But now I'm back and better than ever. I have been reborn as a sophisticated douching robot, sent from the future to douche those who cannot (or will not) douche themselves. I have been improved over the 2000 model, to include "Do not kill geezers with douche" algorithms. And yes, I do realize that I'll take some shit for making a dumb-assed first post like this.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:35:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:36:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Hey there folks, a new/old member checking in. Or back in. I used to post under the name deadman a while ago, but lost the account when I lost my hotmail account. But now I'm back and better than ever. I have been reborn as a sophisticated douching robot, sent from the future to douche those who cannot (or will not) douche themselves. I have been improved over the 2000 model, to include "Do not kill geezers with douche" algorithms. And yes, I do realize that I'll take some shit for making a dumb-assed first post like this.



Ya, you're gonna get it. Doucheatron3000? Are you serious?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:36:16 PM EST
You mean "douche" as in French for shower, or "douche" as in "use it when your mangina has that 'not so fresh' feeling?"
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:37:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:44:07 PM EST
Can I be the Cuntwasher 5000?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:44:49 PM EST
oh so in before the lock
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:46:48 PM EST
This one might get good.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:47:39 PM EST
I like pussy, but douching them wouldnt be fun.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:47:55 PM EST
I hope there's a rational explanation. Like drugs.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:48:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
oh so in before the lock



+1. IBTB, perhaps?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:49:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Hey there folks, a new/old member checking in. Or back in. I used to post under the name deadman a while ago, but lost the account when I lost my hotmail account. But now I'm back and better than ever. I have been reborn as a sophisticated douching robot, sent from the future to douche those who cannot (or will not) douche themselves. I have been improved over the 2000 model, to include "Do not kill geezers with douche" algorithms. And yes, I do realize that I'll take some shit for making a dumb-assed first post like this.

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Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:50:13 PM EST
When I die I want to be cremated and douched.Oh and IBTL.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:50:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
oh so in before the lock



+1. IBTB, perhaps?



yeah I see that coming soon
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:51:44 PM EST
So you like douche with your pie?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:52:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
oh so in before the lock



+1. IBTB, perhaps?



yeah I see that coming soon


Yep right on the horizon.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 4:55:46 PM EST
Hey Douche, kiss my
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:00:13 PM EST
where is Wave when you need him?

he was nuking threads in like 20 seconds flat last sunday
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:00:55 PM EST
WOW...this place has gotten even faster since I've been gone...15 replies in 1/2 hr! The name is just some stupidity I was inspired to make once...I use it frequently when playing online games (Currently Half-life 2) because let's face it, it's probably just a tiny bit embarassing to be killed by someone of my name. And as far as the board goes, I've seen a user named A-nus. Doucheatron is NOT that bad(ok, yes it is, but come on, A-nus for cryin' out loud! At least I'm just an asshole, not naming myself after them).

And if I might ask, what's IBTB? I'm familiar with IBTL, but this one's new to me.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:02:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
WOW...this place has gotten even faster since I've been gone...15 replies in 1/2 hr! The name is just some stupidity I was inspired to make once...I use it frequently when playing online games (Currently Half-life 2) because let's face it, it's probably just a tiny bit embarassing to be killed by someone of my name. And as far as the board goes, I've seen a user named A-nus. Doucheatron is NOT that bad(ok, yes it is, but come on, A-nus for cryin' out loud! At least I'm just an asshole, not naming myself after them).

And if I might ask, what's IBTB? I'm familiar with IBTL, but this one's new to me.



It's a little worse than getting a thread locked.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:02:48 PM EST
LOCK LOCK LOCK
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:03:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
You mean "douche" as in French for shower, or "douche" as in "use it when your mangina has that 'not so fresh' feeling?"



I thought the French word for shower was "Tuesday."
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:03:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
WOW...this place has gotten even faster since I've been gone...15 replies in 1/2 hr! The name is just some stupidity I was inspired to make once...I use it frequently when playing online games (Currently Half-life 2) because let's face it, it's probably just a tiny bit embarassing to be killed by someone of my name. And as far as the board goes, I've seen a user named A-nus. Doucheatron is NOT that bad(ok, yes it is, but come on, A-nus for cryin' out loud! At least I'm just an asshole, not naming myself after them).

And if I might ask, what's IBTB? I'm familiar with IBTL, but this one's new to me.



Cute. Real cute. A-Nus is short for Alfred Nussbaum. He's a survivor of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising and a genuine hero, and you have the nerve to compare his username to "Doucheatron?" You'll have a lovely time here, I'm sure.

Mods? Can we get a ruling/ban on this?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:07:41 PM EST
Nassy stuff
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 5:09:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/12/2005 5:09:13 PM EST by EricE]
Not good for a "first post"... consider this a warning as well.
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