Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login

Site Notices
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Posted: 6/3/2008 6:35:46 PM EST
I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:36:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2008 6:38:24 PM EST by -GunNutJuell-]
I was a cook. They saw how deadly I was with my cooking that the Infantry needed my lethal skills. I have a CIB and the "Crossed spatula" award.
But really, I'm 6'1" 240 and was a gun team leader. Nothin' fancy.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:37:28 PM EST
Your poll doesn't include regular Infantry. I can't vote.

Oh, and I'm 6'4" and 285 lbs
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:38:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGFB:
I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?



I'm an inch over that. But this is a good post.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:38:37 PM EST
This poll is not legit because there is no "pie" option.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:38:42 PM EST
still got the goofy hair cut
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:38:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:39:02 PM EST
Is there that much deception here? Jesus, I'm a 6'3" drug dealer (legal) for the USAF...I'm ~195lbs, and I think I'm skinny...why would anyone lie about being a skinny fucker.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:39:21 PM EST

Only made it to Wolf in Cub Scouts. I am actually 6'3 215 though.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:39:55 PM EST
I haven't enlisted yet, but won't be going Army. I'm also heavier than that, and shorter.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:40:00 PM EST
And you forgot the "Armed hotdog" option.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:40:17 PM EST
i'm a true pimp ninja sniper in counter strike
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:40:21 PM EST
7'2", 450# little man.

And I'm a secret squirrel.

Your poll fails nearly as badly as you do, little man
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:40:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2008 6:41:03 PM EST by Tolip]
I'm a 6'3" 220lb dork with no time served.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:41:00 PM EST
I'm 6'4" 205lbs and was an Indian Y-guide.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:41:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGFB:
I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?


11b1p Paratrooper. Thats all.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:41:50 PM EST
Boot camp failure.


Now I'm 6'2 240, and will demolish any apple pie that stands in my way!
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:42:44 PM EST
USAF vet here. 6ft/200lb's and can still lick my weight in wild pussy...
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:44:51 PM EST
Not stupid enough to go Army - I was NAVY (Never Again Volunteer Yourself)

Meh.. I was a veteran of the Cold War (circa 1977- 1982)
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:44:53 PM EST
Chairborne delta ranger.....
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:45:33 PM EST
I was a Navy Seal in the Air Force.

Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:46:12 PM EST
fail. no pie, and no field artillery. 13F, we're who the grunts call when they cant kill it themselves. word.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:46:22 PM EST
Actually, i'm 6' and 205. Also, a Colonel with most time spent with the SAS.

Oh wait, i was thinkin of BF2.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:47:27 PM EST

I was a sniper.

<­BR>Actually I was an engineer and built bridges and drove a truck but that doesn't sound as cool as sniper.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:49:24 PM EST
I was a US Army SEAL.

I rode shotgun with Patton when he rode into Da Nang.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:49:57 PM EST
None of the above, medical DQ. 5'10", 215, 11% body fat. Any more details needed?
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:50:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By pv74:
Chairborne delta ranger.....


I think this is what most of ARFCOM falls under Unless there is a SFOD-B(the armchair commandos that live in mom's basement, and the rest that just go commando)
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:50:04 PM EST
What is the point of the deceit? I guess I just don't get it...I am me, If you don't like it, fuck off. Why do people try to pretend to be something they are not when they are on the net? It's not like the truth won't come out eventually anyway.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:50:13 PM EST
Where do I click for all of the above? Plus Force Recon Navy SealForeign Legionaire
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:50:22 PM EST
Not all of us were ever in the .mil---I wasn't.

Also, I'm little with respect to Arf standards: 5'8"--143 lbs.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:51:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2008 6:54:50 PM EST by vern23]
No Space Shuttle Door Gunner...? Your poll sucks.

ETA: 5'9" 160# and the only battle I've been in is with HHQ about true mission capabilities and desired effects. I'm sure every NCO has been here.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:52:57 PM EST
Not in the army. Im in the USN and not a SEAL. Im Aircrew. And I am 6'4" 230lbs.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:53:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By vern23:
No Space Shuttle Door Gunner...? Your poll sucks.


I didn't see the point in adding that since all those missions are classified anyway, and since everyones records burned in the fire you couldn't prove it.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:55:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGFB:

Originally Posted By vern23:
No Space Shuttle Door Gunner...? Your poll sucks.


I didn't see the point in adding that since all those missions are classified anyway, and since everyones records burned in the fire you couldn't prove it.


I've got the tattoo, thank you very much.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:57:39 PM EST
5'-11", 138 pounds at MEPS. Got up to 145 pounds. MOS 54B, now converted to 74B.

Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:57:50 PM EST
I was in the USAF and I served as Secretary General Uber 1337 Commander and then later I became an Astronaut and I was the first Man to walk on the Moon and I will be the first Man to walk on Mars
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 6:59:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By PFC-Demon:
Your poll doesn't include regular Infantry. I can't vote.

Oh, and I'm 6'4" and 285 lbs


Nor does it include any of the other 3 branches.

Marine Infantryman here!!!
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:02:04 PM EST
Before my more recent years, I was also in the Mobile Infantry, where I joined Earths forces to destroy the "Bug". My Platoon lost many men, in that war.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:04:15 PM EST
I'm actually 6'2", 175#'s.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:09:21 PM EST
Never been in the .mil - working on it after I get my degree. I hope to join the USMC

With regards to the question...5'9" 161
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:11:21 PM EST
Get both!! (or all 3 )

BenWa
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:11:50 PM EST
I'll put it this way: I know what color the boat house is at Hereford.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:11:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
Not in the army. Im in the USN and not a SEAL. Im Aircrew. And I am 6'4" 230lbs.


I'm fatter than you. Go get me a doughnut, squid!
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:12:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2008 7:12:16 PM EST by Paul]
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:13:28 PM EST
Well since I'm a genius with a penis 14 inches soft and the body most professional athletes wish they could achieve they made me a pike men when I joined. I would easily outsmart my ignorant enemy then chase them down and hump them into submission with my giant member. I'm sure this story will be echoed by most people here.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:15:03 PM EST
I play COD4 :>)
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:16:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I was a US Army SEAL.

I rode shotgun with Patton when he rode into Da Nang.


Bah.

I rode shotgun with Obama's uncle when the Americans liberated Auschwitz!

Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:18:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGFB:
I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?



Not true. the only 'grunt' I'm capable of is when I get up from the supper table.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:27:05 PM EST
I was the shuttle door gunner when Chuck Yeager Piloted Apollo 13 to Mars.

I'm currently 5'4", weighing in at 279lbs without my Tiger Stripe Fatigues according to my mom's scale in the basement by the washing machine.
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:28:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 7:30:02 PM EST
Disqualified via non correctable legally blind left eye.
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Top Top