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Posted: 6/3/2008 7:35:46 PM EDT

I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:36:28 PM EDT

I was a cook.

They saw how deadly I was with my cooking that the Infantry needed my lethal skills. I have a CIB and the "Crossed spatula" award.

But really, I'm 6'1" 240 and was a gun team leader. Nothin' fancy.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:37:28 PM EDT

Your poll doesn't include regular Infantry. I can't vote.

Oh, and I'm 6'4" and 285 lbs

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:38:23 PM EDT

Quoted:
I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?

I'm an inch over that. But this is a good post.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:38:37 PM EDT

This poll is not legit because there is no "pie" option.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:38:42 PM EDT

still got the goofy hair cut

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:38:52 PM EDT

I'm actually 5'11 and 185. But I wasn't .mil

I am a pretty good shot though

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:39:02 PM EDT

Is there that much deception here? Jesus, I'm a 6'3" drug dealer (legal) for the USAF...I'm ~195lbs, and I think I'm skinny...why would anyone lie about being a skinny fucker.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:39:21 PM EDT

Only made it to Wolf in Cub Scouts. I am actually 6'3 215 though.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:39:55 PM EDT

I haven't enlisted yet, but won't be going Army. I'm also heavier than that, and shorter.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:40:00 PM EDT

And you forgot the "Armed hotdog" option.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:40:17 PM EDT

i'm a true pimp ninja sniper in counter strike

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:40:21 PM EDT

7'2", 450# little man.

And I'm a secret squirrel.

Your poll fails nearly as badly as you do, little man

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:40:43 PM EDT

I'm a 6'3" 220lb dork with no time served.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:41:00 PM EDT

I'm 6'4" 205lbs and was an Indian Y-guide.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:41:38 PM EDT

Quoted:
I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?

11b1p Paratrooper. Thats all.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:41:50 PM EDT

Boot camp failure.

Now I'm 6'2 240, and will demolish any apple pie that stands in my way!

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:42:44 PM EDT

USAF vet here. 6ft/200lb's and can still lick my weight in wild pussy...

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:44:51 PM EDT

Not stupid enough to go Army

- I was NAVY (Never Again Volunteer Yourself)

Meh.. I was a veteran of the Cold War (circa 1977- 1982)

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:44:53 PM EDT

Chairborne delta ranger.....

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:45:33 PM EDT

I was a Navy Seal in the Air Force.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:46:12 PM EDT

fail. no pie, and no field artillery. 13F, we're who the grunts call when they cant kill it themselves. word.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:46:22 PM EDT

Actually, i'm 6' and 205. Also, a Colonel with most time spent with the SAS.

Oh wait, i was thinkin of BF2.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:47:27 PM EDT

I was a sniper.
<BR>Actually I was an engineer and built bridges and drove a truck but that doesn't sound as cool as sniper.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:49:24 PM EDT

I was a US Army SEAL.

I rode shotgun with Patton when he rode into Da Nang.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:49:57 PM EDT

None of the above, medical DQ. 5'10", 215, 11% body fat. Any more details needed?

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:50:03 PM EDT

Quoted:
Chairborne delta ranger.....

I think this is what most of ARFCOM falls under Unless there is a SFOD-B(the armchair commandos that live in mom's basement, and the rest that just go commando)

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:50:04 PM EDT

What is the point of the deceit? I guess I just don't get it...I am me, If you don't like it, fuck off. Why do people try to pretend to be something they are not when they are on the net? It's not like the truth won't come out eventually anyway.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:50:13 PM EDT

Where do I click for all of the above? Plus Force Recon Navy SealForeign Legionaire

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:50:22 PM EDT

Not all of us were ever in the .mil---I wasn't.

Also, I'm little with respect to Arf standards: 5'8"--143 lbs.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:51:13 PM EDT

No Space Shuttle Door Gunner...? Your poll sucks.

ETA: 5'9" 160# and the only battle I've been in is with HHQ about true mission capabilities and desired effects. I'm sure every NCO has been here.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:52:57 PM EDT

Not in the army. Im in the USN and not a SEAL. Im Aircrew. And I am 6'4" 230lbs.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:53:26 PM EDT

Quoted:
No Space Shuttle Door Gunner...? Your poll sucks.

I didn't see the point in adding that since all those missions are classified anyway, and since everyones records burned in the fire you couldn't prove it.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:55:39 PM EDT

Quoted:

Quoted:
No Space Shuttle Door Gunner...? Your poll sucks.

I didn't see the point in adding that since all those missions are classified anyway, and since everyones records burned in the fire you couldn't prove it.

I've got the tattoo, thank you very much.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:57:39 PM EDT

5'-11", 138 pounds at MEPS. Got up to 145 pounds. MOS 54B, now converted to 74B.

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:57:50 PM EDT

I was in the USAF and I served as Secretary General Uber 1337 Commander and then later I became an Astronaut and I was the first Man to walk on the Moon and I will be the first Man to walk on Mars

Posted: 6/3/2008 7:59:05 PM EDT

Quoted:
Your poll doesn't include regular Infantry. I can't vote.

Oh, and I'm 6'4" and 285 lbs

Nor does it include any of the other 3 branches.

Marine Infantryman here!!!

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:02:04 PM EDT

Before my more recent years, I was also in the Mobile Infantry, where I joined Earths forces to destroy the "Bug". My Platoon lost many men, in that war.

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:04:15 PM EDT

I'm actually 6'2", 175#'s.

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:09:21 PM EDT

Never been in the .mil - working on it after I get my degree. I hope to join the USMC

With regards to the question...5'9" 161

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:11:21 PM EDT

Get both!! (or all 3

)

BenWa

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:11:50 PM EDT

I'll put it this way: I know what color the boat house is at Hereford.

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:11:59 PM EDT

Quoted:
Not in the army. Im in the USN and not a SEAL. Im Aircrew. And I am 6'4" 230lbs.

I'm fatter than you. Go get me a doughnut, squid!

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:12:00 PM EDT

<---- a real Master Chief

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:13:28 PM EDT

Well since I'm a genius with a penis 14 inches soft and the body most professional athletes wish they could achieve they made me a pike men when I joined. I would easily outsmart my ignorant enemy then chase them down and hump them into submission with my giant member. I'm sure this story will be echoed by most people here.

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:15:03 PM EDT

I play COD4 :>)

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:16:15 PM EDT

Quoted:
I was a US Army SEAL.

I rode shotgun with Patton when he rode into Da Nang.

Bah.

I rode shotgun with Obama's uncle when the Americans liberated Auschwitz!

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:18:17 PM EDT

Quoted:
I know everyone on ARFCOM is/was a grunt with combat experience. Since I already know every male here is 6' 185lbs, now I wonder what were you in the Army?

Not true. the only 'grunt' I'm capable of is when I get up from the supper table.

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:27:05 PM EDT

I was the shuttle door gunner when Chuck Yeager Piloted Apollo 13 to Mars.

I'm currently 5'4", weighing in at 279lbs without my Tiger Stripe Fatigues according to my mom's scale in the basement by the washing machine.

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:28:26 PM EDT

I burned shit until the shitter caught fire

Posted: 6/3/2008 8:30:02 PM EDT

Disqualified via non correctable legally blind left eye.

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