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Posted: 7/31/2005 5:55:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 5:55:39 PM EDT by CajunMojo]
After cutting Habanero peppers, wash hand thoroughly before taking a wizz!

Holy shit... Is there any cure?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 5:56:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 6:20:34 PM EDT by diabolical_chicken]



ETA:
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 5:56:31 PM EDT
amputate, it's the only way...

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Link Posted: 7/31/2005 5:56:38 PM EDT
dip it in milk.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:00:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:01:56 PM EDT
Milk's not helping, but I'm not reaching for my pocketknife just yet.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:04:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:06:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
After cutting Habanero peppers, wash hand thoroughly before taking a wizz!

Holy shit... Is there any cure?



"Life is hard. Its harder if yer stoopid."




Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:09:30 PM EDT
Try and get some fom the wife
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:09:41 PM EDT
Soak it in cider.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:10:05 PM EDT
Drop an anvil on your balls and you will forget how bad your winkie hurts.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:11:18 PM EDT
Google says rubbing alcohol will help.

It's your johnson, so it's up to you if you try.

I cut up Jalapenos and then rubbed my eye a few months ago. It burned like hell for a bit and then went away.

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:12:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 6:15:15 PM EDT by M4]

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Try and get some fom the wife



Correct. Tell her it's like that sucking venom out of a snake bite sort of thing. It's an URGENT matter that requires her assistance immediately and repeatedly.

Since it is Habanero flavored, perhaps you could smear guacamole and sour cream on it and convince her its a new Taco Bell treat called "The Pants Chalupa"?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:14:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
After cutting Habanero peppers, wash hand thoroughly before taking a wizz!

Holy shit... Is there any cure?



Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:16:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
After cutting Habanero peppers, wash hand thoroughly before taking a wizz!

Holy shit... Is there any cure?




Oh shit. No there is no cure. You're gonna die!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:16:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
I cut up Jalapenos and then rubbed my eye a few months ago. It burned like hell for a bit and then went away.



The burning or the eye?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:16:48 PM EDT
Uh, why did your winkie have a cut?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:18:40 PM EDT
Do you wear contact lenses
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:18:46 PM EDT
Vicodin and beer will cure it.
You won't feel a thing when you wake up tomorrow.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:20:50 PM EDT
'muy importante'

does this make me a Spanish Nazi?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:21:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:22:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 6:22:54 PM EDT by Stove_Pipe]

Originally Posted By MiG-21:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
I cut up Jalapenos and then rubbed my eye a few months ago. It burned like hell for a bit and then went away.



The burning or the eye?




Jalepenos and Habenaros are not even close in the spectrum of "heat" from a Chile.

Look up "Scoval Units".
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:22:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
Uh, why did your winkie have a cut?



You obviously have never experienced "Hot Pepper Pecker Pain"

I did it while drinking once, Was eating burgers and sliced some banana peppers from the garden and went to wizz. It burns!

I feel sorry for CajanMojo, HABANEROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:23:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Try and get some fom the wife



Correct. Tell her it's like that sucking venom out of a snake bite sort of thing. It's an URGENT matter that requires her assistance immediately and repeatedly.

Since it is Habanero flavored, perhaps you could smear guacamole and sour cream on it and convince her its a new Taco Bell treat called "The Pants Chalupa"?



You've put like WAY too much thought into this.



Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:26:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By CajunMojo:
After cutting Habanero peppers, wash hand thoroughly before taking a wizz!

Holy shit... Is there any cure?



"Life is hard. Its harder if yer stoopid."









Sorry man, I would have bet on the milk... <shrug>
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:27:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Google says rubbing alcohol will help.

It's your johnson, so it's up to you if you try.

I cut up Jalapenos and then rubbed my eye a few months ago. It burned like hell for a bit and then went away.




Did ya wash 'em out with rubbing alchyhol?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:29:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stove_Pipe:

Originally Posted By MiG-21:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
I cut up Jalapenos and then rubbed my eye a few months ago. It burned like hell for a bit and then went away.



The burning or the eye?




Jalepenos and Habenaros are not even close in the spectrum of "heat" from a Chile.

Look up "Scoval Units".



Scoville Units if anyone really wants to look it up.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:31:24 PM EDT
Nope sorry no cure for a case of the dumbass
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:33:17 PM EDT
a female friend of mine tried some of my Da Bomb Final Answer (1,500,000 scoville units), and had some of it on her finger. She then went to the bathroom and we all heard a scream. She came out all pissed off and had to go home because she was in so much pain.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:34:09 PM EDT
This is the funniest thread of the day so far...
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:39:12 PM EDT
I cut up some peppers, forgot that I had cut them up, and decided I was going to pet the wife's kitty.

NEVER happened a second itme..
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:45:37 PM EDT
6 shots of Jack Daniel's will fix it.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:52:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:55:26 PM EDT
dude, no shit, peanut butter, creamy type

txl
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 6:57:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ScrubJ:
I cut up some peppers, forgot that I had cut them up, and decided I was going to pet the wife's kitty.

NEVER happened a second itme..



Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:00:35 PM EDT
What you need is some of that solarcane stuff for sunburns. It has lidocane in it, it will make the pain go away down there.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:00:51 PM EDT
Ok, Its an hour later and I feel much better. Glad i didn't have to amputate. I tried the milk and the whiskey.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:01:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ScrubJ:
I cut up some peppers, forgot that I had cut them up, and decided I was going to pet the wife's kitty.

NEVER happened a second itme..


+1
that happened here too. it went from moans of pleasure to screams of pain real fast. I was in trouble for a long time
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:01:50 PM EDT
I hear WD40 would work well.

JUst don't smoke while applying it.

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:02:22 PM EDT
Use is as the meat in your chili...

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:03:09 PM EDT
I tried to soak it inside'er. She wouldn't let me near it.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 7:03:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Anteverius:
a female friend of mine tried some of my Da Bomb Final Answer (1,500,000 scoville units), and had some of it on her finger. She then went to the bathroom and we all heard a scream. She came out all pissed off and had to go home because she was in so much pain.

if she was hot you should have offered to "help her out"

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 8:03:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 8:04:10 PM EDT
dumbass
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 8:18:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
dumbass


No crap, OK turn in your man card........ Rule No.8 in the manrule's list.
DO NOT put anything Hot,Sharp,acidic, or explosive near your manbits!
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 8:28:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TxLewis:
dude, no shit, peanut butter, creamy type

txl



That only works if you have a dog!
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 8:40:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/31/2005 8:40:30 PM EDT by MachinegunManiac]
Teaches you to not rough up the suspect immeadiately after preparing food.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 8:45:26 PM EDT
just use a cheese grater and remove the top offending layer.

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KIDDING!!!!
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 8:45:33 PM EDT
-1 for being a dumbass
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 9:35:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Eli75:

Originally Posted By ScrubJ:
I cut up some peppers, forgot that I had cut them up, and decided I was going to pet the wife's kitty.

NEVER happened a second itme..


+1
that happened here too. it went from moans of pleasure to screams of pain real fast. I was in trouble for a long time


Don't eat them and then go there, either! Not that I would know how badly that hurts, but I can imagine...
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 9:47:23 PM EDT
I have nothing [thankfully] to contribute! Patty
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