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Posted: 12/14/2013 7:06:16 PM EST


"You'll be fine," he said.

Then she asked .. "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon after a long pause, blotted a small tear that ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the young lady.
What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?

He replied ..


"Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after a tonsillectomy..."
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:12:47 PM EST
Her shocked face.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:13:17 PM EST
Went to my doctor for a checkup, and the doc sez, "You've got to stop masturbating."

"Why?", I sez.

Doc sez, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:16:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Skibane:
Went to my doctor for a checkup, and the doc sez, "You've got to stop masturbating."

"Why?", I sez.

Doc sez, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:19:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Skibane:
Went to my doctor for a checkup, and the doc sez, "You've got to stop masturbating."

"Why?", I sez.

Doc sez, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:21:55 PM EST
Doctor says to the patient, "I've got some good news and some bad news."
The patient says, 'Tell me the bad news first.'
The doctor says 'Your tests came back, you have two weeks to live.'
The patient says, 'So what's the good news?'
The doc says, 'You see the blonde with the bit tits, over there? I've been fucking her!!!'
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:22:01 PM EST
HAH!
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