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Posted: 7/22/2013 8:19:58 PM EST
It was a day like so many others...wake up...watch porn...fap...cry...start my day. After a day meeting with an artist about a new T-shirt design for my band's upcoming tour I decided to head to my LGS. Upon arrival I noticed a new Colt LE 6920 SOCOM. I have been wanting one for awhile and decided now was the time. After some paperwork and handing some cash to the fine gentleman who took care of me, I headed home with my new rifle.

On my way home the skies turned dark and it began to rain. Once home it really started to come down. So while snapping some pics of my new rifle I noticed a giant flood occurring. So I grabbed my Colt and got in my boat. However this is where the story turns tragic, as I couldn't keep my vessel afloat.(There is a euphemism in there)
Try as I might I lost the battle and my boat sank, along with my new rifle. However at least a few pictures survived.

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Link Posted: 7/22/2013 8:32:10 PM EST
Good looking boat.

Too bad it sunk.


Link Posted: 7/22/2013 8:33:46 PM EST
I hate when that happens...
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 8:44:12 PM EST
I like the cut of your jib
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 8:53:56 PM EST
Tragic
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 8:57:00 PM EST
Some Merpeople now have another gun for the invasion
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 8:59:43 PM EST
I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:03:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By anthem_of_the_mind:
I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.
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lolers.

don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:12:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/1/2013 5:54:22 PM EST by AMHsix]
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Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:16:13 PM EST
Did you pay $799 for it?
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:17:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
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I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:21:56 PM EST
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Originally Posted By skeeterh:

I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em.
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Originally Posted By skeeterh:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Some Merpeople now have another gun for the invasion

I'm more worried about the 500 pounders the Marines gave em.



We're so fucked. At first everyone will be all "OOOOOH! Ariel! Cute!" and then the running and the screaming and...
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:55:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By edcurtis:
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I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
Link Posted: 7/22/2013 9:56:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By AMHsix:
Maybe if your boat crew wasn't busy chasing around a topless girl, your boat might not of sunk.
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She was a mermaid
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 11:30:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By slowkota1:
Tragic
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It brought tears to my eyes
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 12:05:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Subsonic12:

I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
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Originally Posted By Subsonic12:
Originally Posted By edcurtis:
Did you pay $799 for it?

I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
You realize that defacing serial numbers with a black marker in MS Paint makes that rifle a federal felony, right? Count your blessings that you lost it before da man showed up and shot your dog!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:55:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Spectre210:
You realize that defacing serial numbers with a black marker in MS Paint makes that rifle a federal felony, right? Count your blessings that you lost it before da man showed up and shot your dog!
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Originally Posted By Subsonic12:
Originally Posted By edcurtis:
Did you pay $799 for it?

I see what you did there...$1500 out the door.
You realize that defacing serial numbers with a black marker in MS Paint makes that rifle a federal felony, right? Count your blessings that you lost it before da man showed up and shot your dog!

I think breathing is probably a federal felony these days
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 1:59:32 PM EST
oh no so sad you lost that rifle it looked kinda cool that's too bad
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:05:27 PM EST
So sorry to see this
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:08:21 PM EST
Wake up....watch porn.....fap......cry




Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:16:49 PM EST
Been there, done that so sorry bro



my boat had my fav sbr shotty on it.





So sad






Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:18:25 PM EST
I very much enjoyed this post. Kudos to you, sir!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:20:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JT_26:
Been there, done that so sorry bro



my boat had my fav sbr shotty on it.


http://www.thecheappages.com/canoe.jpg



So sad
It is truly a tragedy...





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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:20:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DontBuryMe:
I very much enjoyed this post. Kudos to you, sir!
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Thank you!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:26:20 PM EST
Thank you for the images in this thread.

None of the sails are taunt. I think those sailors are landmen and that's why the boat went under.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:28:59 PM EST
Alas, the poor carbine
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:31:46 PM EST
I would venture to say that Arfcom has a higher per capita incidence of tragic boating accidents than anywhere else in the world. I won't be surprised when insurance applications start to ask for your screen name.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:33:15 PM EST
James Cameron might be on the verge of raiding your booty.
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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:40:30 PM EST
Condolences on your loss purchase OP, it's a bad good day.

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:42:11 PM EST
Sorry for your loss.



Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:46:40 PM EST
Dear god, please tell me that beautiful table didn't go down with it?
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 2:46:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By VolvotechT5:
Wake up....watch porn.....fap......cry



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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:53:50 PM EST
Did I just "troll" my first troll or am I being trolled? Im confused.
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Originally Posted By RockoZ:


lolers.

don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you.
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Originally Posted By anthem_of_the_mind:
I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.


lolers.

don't worry, i'm laughing at you, not with you.

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 7:02:22 PM EST
Dang, a 13'er with a good post.

Bravo sir. Bravo.


Link Posted: 7/23/2013 7:47:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BeardedBassGuy:
Dang, a 13'er with a good post.

Bravo sir. Bravo.


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a 12'er congratulating a 13'er


but it was a good post
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:17:51 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Floorsander:
Dear god, please tell me that beautiful table didn't go down with it?
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I'm afraid that gem has been lost lol
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:18:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Krink:
a 12'er congratulating a 13'er


but it was a good post
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Originally Posted By BeardedBassGuy:
Dang, a 13'er with a good post.

Bravo sir. Bravo.


a 12'er congratulating a 13'er


but it was a good post



haha thanks guys
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:20:14 AM EST
We need to ban floods....for the kids
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:21:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Confederado:
We need to ban floods....for the kids
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Couldn't agree more
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:22:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Thedude27:
I like the cut of your jib
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Pirate pickup lines for a 100 please Alex.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:26:09 AM EST
Been there done that.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:32:45 AM EST
Tragic, a colt should never die a virgin.

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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:18:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
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Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:25:02 PM EST
Has Spain claimed the vessel yet ?

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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:03:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Archangel69:


Pirate pickup lines for a 100 please Alex.

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Originally Posted By Thedude27:
I like the cut of your jib


Pirate pickup lines for a 100 please Alex.



Something...something...poop deck...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:07:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By anthem_of_the_mind:
I dont think your boat really sank. What the hell were you doing in a flood with your Colt? looting? I question your sanity. Why didnt you wait for the flood to recede, and then recover your firearm? some kid probably has that thing now. I hope you sleep well tonight, knowing that all that innocent child has to do is pay some bum to pass the ammo background checks so he can fit it with an assault clip and sell it for drugs and then die of an overdose. Also, that looks like a lego boat.
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I hereby dub thee an honorary fellow '13er.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:25:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By wegs:

Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed.
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Originally Posted By wegs:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Some Merpeople now have another gun for the invasion

Was it in the Bermuda Triangle? I believe that place has swallowed a lot of ARFCOM guns. A tragedy indeed.


Surprisingly no, but do to OPSEC and all the location is still hush hush lol
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:26:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By whiskerz:
Has Spain claimed the vessel yet ?

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Ha...probably
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