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Posted: 9/25/2005 7:42:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 7:44:59 PM EDT by OODA_Loop]
I had to be a couple blocks from the White House and took the metro in. One-track from Pentagon City. We got off at L'Enfant, changed to another line and got off at Farragut West, figuring that Foggy Bottom would be packed full of communists. We'd already seen them with incoherent signs on the trains, many homemade signs. Looked like the usual suspects, frankly - unwashed, ugly fat girls with bandannas over their hair like field workers in an imaginary socialist country full of punk rock...ugly fat girls.

I wondered where Martin Sheen was. Probably crying and wracked with guilt.

We took a break for lunch later on Saturday and could hear the rhythmic whining from where we were (F street). Walked over, three clean-cut guys, one a former Marine, to get as close as we could to http://www.ar15.com/the Ellipse. (I had joked about bringing a rifle and wondering if there was a daily limit on idiots, and he offered to spot for me). Nothing doing. Police were turning people away at the gate near DAR Hall.

We chitchatted with one of the cops, interrupted when he shouted commands to the communists to not hop the barricades. "Those chicks down there, they're all dirty and don't wash," he said. "Now, the right-to-life marchers, they've got some good looking women! But these people just smell." He lived in Virginia - "wayyyy out in Virginia," he said.

Observed walking back: a sign asking "WHAT WOULD JESUS BOMB?!" (The Marine replied "He would have bombed Saddam Hussein's murderous regime!")

Later in the evening we ran out for dinner at a Thai place on Penn and saw more of the communists, their signs rolled up, eating outside. Evidently the Revolution now takes VISA and Mastercard. Lots of anti-capitalism and Zapatista t-shirts, but I did not spot a single Che shirt. Or a single attractive communist woman: the younger ones were fat, pale, and 'skanky,' for lack of a better word, and all the others had the washed-out look common to those in the peace movement; I think this is caused by a lack of red meat.

We were disappointed as we figured that the best way to meet commie girls (had we wanted to) would have been to feign caring about their issues. (My father told me that a lot of men admitted going to Viet Nam era protests just to get laid). "I care so much about those Iraqi children, too!" (Blinks eyes). We figured we needed a gimmick T-shirt and settled on the most outrageous one we could think of:

TRANSGENDERED VETERANS FOR PEACE

(on the back: "change genders, not regimes!")

The sad thing is that we actually do care about those Iraqi children - we give a damn. That's why we know it is better for them to live in freedom, even it it is hard getting there. The communists care about feeling morally superior or assuaging their own feelings of white liberal guilt. (Great books on the topic - Camus' 'The Fall' and Hoffer's "True Believer."

I think I hear Martin Sheen crying somewhere.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 7:49:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 7:50:15 PM EDT by tc6969]
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:17:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:21:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DVDTracker:
www.celebrityhypocrites.com/msheen_tape.jpg

From a year or two back.



Now how do we talk him into taping is mouth and nose shut?
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:25:44 PM EDT
Someone I live with just walked in the door. He was at the protest and is so very proud of what they were doing.


There is no talking sense into people like this... it pains him to admit that A) His family is LOADED and B) He is the great-grandson of the founder of the college we attend. Hard to be a leftist when capitalism got him where he is.


- BG
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:29:06 PM EDT
So ..... did you get to bang some hippie commie chick? They are THE best!

The best pic of a T-shirt from the weekend I saw was - Make Levees....Not War.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:30:22 PM EDT
interesting report. Patty
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:38:05 PM EDT
I was tabling for the Taiwanese student association here at UCLA. Had to share tables with a Fillipino association (not bad, they were a little pushy, crowding around the whole table and blocking us off), but next door was the Socialist Party table. Lots of unwashed hippies coming by, stinking up the whole place. Good thing I put the Fillipino group between us, or there might have been bloodshed. They scowled at my utility cap the whole afternoon (no EGA for those Marines who're wondering - besides, they seem to fit better than the patrol caps I was issued before).
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:45:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FLGreg:
So ..... did you get to bang some hippie commie chick? They are THE best!

The best pic of a T-shirt from the weekend I saw was - Make Levees....Not War.



You will catch something BAD by banging a commie chick. Sometimes it is uncureable.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:48:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By FLGreg:
So ..... did you get to bang some hippie commie chick? They are THE best!

The best pic of a T-shirt from the weekend I saw was - Make Levees....Not War.



You will catch something BAD by banging a commie chick. Sometimes it is uncureable.



It's called "loss of dignity."

- BG
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:52:51 PM EDT
"unwashed, ugly fat girls with bandannas over their hair like field workers in an imaginary socialist country full of punk rock..."
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:54:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blued-Steel:

Originally Posted By DVDTracker:
www.celebrityhypocrites.com/msheen_tape.jpg

From a year or two back.



Now how do we talk him into taping is mouth and nose shut?



You hold him down, I'll get the tape!
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 11:55:40 PM EDT
OH yeah right like Christian fanatic anti abortion women are so hot!
kinda hard to have fun with someone who thinks 'fornication is wicked.'
I was about to say, and to top it off they are insane. But then again all women are, hippie AND burka bitches. I'll stick to Hitlers plan thank you very much. Dumb blondes who don't know politics but swarm around powerful men.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 4:01:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By t-stox:
OH yeah right like Christian fanatic anti abortion women are so hot!
kinda hard to have fun with someone who thinks 'fornication is wicked.'
I was about to say, and to top it off they are insane. But then again all women are, hippie AND burka bitches. I'll stick to Hitlers plan thank you very much. Dumb blondes who don't know politics but swarm around powerful men.



I'm pro-choice (actually, I think some people should be encouraged to have abortions!) but I am reporting what the LEO stated. He's probably right. These are likely to be hottie MILFs.

I like punk too, but I'm old enough to have been into it the first time around.

Girls who think fornication are wicked can be a lot of fun - didn't you have a catholic school in your town? ;)

I have no comments about your other comments.

No, I wouldn't touch these women, I'd be concerned about lice.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 4:08:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By OODA_Loop:

Originally Posted By t-stox:
OH yeah right like Christian fanatic anti abortion women are so hot!
kinda hard to have fun with someone who thinks 'fornication is wicked.'
I was about to say, and to top it off they are insane. But then again all women are, hippie AND burka bitches. I'll stick to Hitlers plan thank you very much. Dumb blondes who don't know politics but swarm around powerful men.



I'm pro-choice (actually, I think some people should be encouraged to have abortions!) but I am reporting what the LEO stated. He's probably right. These are likely to be hottie MILFs.

I like punk too, but I'm old enough to have been into it the first time around.

Girls who think fornication are wicked can be a lot of fun - didn't you have a catholic school in your town? ;)

I have no comments about your other comments.

No, I wouldn't touch these women, I'd be concerned about lice.




Ain't dat de troof!


I had a girlfriend who thought fornication was wicked. Never stopped her from trying it in every position and place she could think of.
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