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Posted: 7/26/2005 5:13:22 PM EDT
i need 50 large in 30 days, any suggestions ? thats $50,000.00 cash baby.
any ideas ? keep it legal and respectable.

starting a new business(bio-diesel plant) and need the cash for start up , have $ 30,000.00 on hand , so im $ 20 big ones short , well anyone ?
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:13:59 PM EDT
Got any pics?
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:18:33 PM EDT
How much do they give per shot at the sperm bank?

Get to work boy.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:21:31 PM EDT
Tell me....how attatched are you to your organs?
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:22:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:
How much do they give per shot at the sperm bank? hinking.gif

Get to work boy. hr


I just made $20 oooooh wait $40 today doing just that!!
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:22:51 PM EDT
Drugs, sex or stealing.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:23:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2005 5:24:11 PM EDT by HKOVERKILL]
I'll give ya tree-fitty.

I'll have to see references and a business plan, though.



Good luck. That may be the future.

I'll take "Exhaust that smells like french fries" for $100.00, Alex"

Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:24:37 PM EDT
Sell your house and live in a van down by the river
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:33:06 PM EDT
get loan/mortgage house/sell house,car,/hit up wealthy relatives/get a partner or 2 or 3 or 4/go public/ration wife,kid's food/sell wife,kids
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:35:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:
get loan/mortgage house/sell house,car,/hit up wealthy relatives/get a partner or 2 or 3 or 4/go public/ration wife,kid's food/sell wife,kids



+1 for going public. Probably your best shot.

It's called venture capital, bay-bee
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:36:00 PM EDT
GOV grant. Free money...like the crazy guy on TV says.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 5:38:11 PM EDT
Send me a prospectus? Need a partner?

G
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:23:37 PM EDT
thanks for the replys guys- as always arfcommers can make it funny!
concensus is a home equity loan now- probaily will do- for those of you that wondered- bio-diesel is the wave of the future- it gonna catch on- or i could just be dead wrong and am gonna loose my ass- will keep you updated
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:24:20 PM EDT
Credit Card.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:25:29 PM EDT
I like the Mr. Fusion idea. (DOC)
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:35:31 PM EDT
Question, how attached are you to your house? do you wife, kids, if the anwser is not to all of the above then live in the plant till you get on your feet. Im sure you can find somewhere.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:37:10 PM EDT
Bio-what?

Best get to soliciting tree-huggers and hippies, STAT!

Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:38:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2005 7:39:44 PM EDT by Sturmwehr]

Originally Posted By spectr:
i need 50 large in 30 days, any suggestions ? thats $50,000.00 cash baby.
any ideas ? keep it legal and respectable.

starting a new business(bio-diesel plant) and need the cash for start up , have $ 30,000.00 on hand , so im $ 20 big ones short , well anyone ?



Buy a shitload of scratch-off lotto tickets.

...Or, do something smart and try to find some investors. Stockholders/investers are much more likely to commit to a project when the person proposing it is contributing too. You'd have a good chance.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:41:59 PM EDT
Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Benjamin: Yes, sir.

Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?

Benjamin: Yes, I am.

Mr. McGuire: Plastics.



Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:43:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spectr:
i need 50 large in 30 days, any suggestions ? thats $50,000.00 cash baby.
any ideas ? keep it legal and respectable.

starting a new business(bio-diesel plant) and need the cash for start up , have $ 30,000.00 on hand , so im $ 20 big ones short , well anyone ?



Bio diesel is no where. Still way too expensive to produce and not cost effective. The consumer cost is too high and availability is too limited. Your only hope is to contract with local carriers that are willing to do the paperwork to get the tax break. Some yuppies will try it, but not enough to justify that kind of investment.


Try a federal grant. Or a federal, interest free loan. Alternative energy is getting a lot of support from the gov.

Oh yeah, the exhaust doesn't smell like french fries.........It smells like soy sauce.......
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 7:49:53 PM EDT
Yes, the cost of virgin vegetable oil (never used in cooking) is going to eat into any perceived profits. In bulk, it still costs more than commercial diesel.

Using waste oil is a process nightmare because of variability. The best would be waste from a commercial plant but they SELL their waste to cosmetics/chemical plants.

Unless commercial diesel gets to $5 a gallon, the best is break even selling at $3 a gallon. For road use, tax must be paid before it goes into commercial distribution.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 8:51:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PsyWarrior:

Originally Posted By spectr:
i need 50 large in 30 days, any suggestions ? thats $50,000.00 cash baby.
any ideas ? keep it legal and respectable.

starting a new business(bio-diesel plant) and need the cash for start up , have $ 30,000.00 on hand , so im $ 20 big ones short , well anyone ?



Bio diesel is no where. Still way too expensive to produce and not cost effective. The consumer cost is too high and availability is too limited. Your only hope is to contract with local carriers that are willing to do the paperwork to get the tax break. Some yuppies will try it, but not enough to justify that kind of investment.


Try a federal grant. Or a federal, interest free loan. Alternative energy is getting a lot of support from the gov.

Oh yeah, the exhaust doesn't smell like french fries.........It smells like soy sauce.......



Just crush and piss on the man's ambitions, why don't you?
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 8:57:38 PM EDT
LKegal it isn't possible without a loan.

Illegal is even harder.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:33:12 PM EDT
Vegas
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:56:51 PM EDT
Time to sell a kidney
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:01:25 PM EDT
Are you dealing with a man named Vito?
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:06:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Are you dealing with a man named Vito?



Or maybe Don Vito
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 8:04:58 AM EDT
thanks for all the feedback and ideas everyone, it appears the money gods have been good and i now have what i need, actually a little more .
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 8:11:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By spectr:
thanks for the replys guys- as always arfcommers can make it funny!
concensus is a home equity loan now- probaily will do- for those of you that wondered- bio-diesel is the wave of the future- it gonna catch on- or i could just be dead wrong and am gonna loose my ass- will keep you updated



You're going to lose your ass.
Try something else.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 8:14:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 8:15:58 AM EDT
Or you could always commit massive insurance fraud.

Or maybe write a bestselling song.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 8:52:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/27/2005 8:53:19 AM EDT by mobius]
if you're married with children............insure the wife, then collect on her terrible "accident", and sell the kids for medical experiments
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:41:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mobius:
if you're married with children............insure the wife, then collect on her terrible "accident", and sell the kids for medical experiments



ILLEGAL!!!

Ban mobius NOW!
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 11:14:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By mobius:
if you're married with children............insure the wife, then collect on her terrible "accident", and sell the kids for medical experiments



ILLEGAL!!!

Ban mobius NOW!



oh get a grip will you.......it was a joke, I have to go through the routine of putting a smily on the end of it, on something as obviously is meant as a joke.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 11:16:17 AM EDT
Find yourself a 50-100 Texas Hold'em game and start playing.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 11:19:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/27/2005 11:23:57 AM EDT by muddydog]
you can get an easy 25 G from the small business administration with nothing down and unsecured.

i did it months ago when i bought my veterinary reference laboratory.

pay-off is under $500 a month.


but my family holds jobs in the oil/natural gas markets and unless the feds step and subsidize bioDzl its going nowhere.

it would cost $3-4 to produce DZL that will sell at $1.98 a gallon.

now if the GOVT steps in and gives bioDzl a boost..financially...then yes down the line it could be venturous and profitable.

Link Posted: 8/25/2005 2:30:27 PM EDT
thanks again for all the replies gents, ive got it covered nowand for those who dont know or would like to know, biodiesel is the next big thing !
get it while you can !
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