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Posted: 9/30/2005 10:16:02 PM EDT

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright on his feet in order to free his hands up for masturbation."

....comedian Lily Tomlin

Somebody want to use that one?

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:20:25 PM EDT

[#1]

I got me a new one from Lumpy.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:22:05 PM EDT

[#2]

I'll take it. I've been looking for a new one.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:23:19 PM EDT

[#3]

nah, I'd rather use this little gem ~

Yep. 20 inches of meat, four inches thick, at a guess, bunghole barely able to manage 2.5 inches by maybe 12 inches of anything, at a guess, without tearing something, and the horse weighs maybe
1200 pounds and is going to thrust HARD when it ejaculates.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:23:56 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
nah, I'd rather use this little gem ~

Yep. 20 inches of meat, four inches thick, at a guess, bunghole barely able to manage 2.5 inches by maybe 12 inches of anything, at a guess, without tearing something, and the horse weighs maybe
1200 pounds and is going to thrust HARD when it ejaculates.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:25:58 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright on his feet in order to free his hands up for masturbation."

....comedian Lily Tomlin

Somebody want to use that one?

CJ

Ummm... no.

Lily Tomlin is a radical leftist and mentally diseased misandrist.

Posted: 9/30/2005 11:39:19 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
nah, I'd rather use this little gem ~

Yep. 20 inches of meat, four inches thick, at a guess, bunghole barely able to manage 2.5 inches by maybe 12 inches of anything, at a guess, without tearing something, and the horse weighs maybe
1200 pounds and is going to thrust HARD when it ejaculates.

When you die from getting anally fucked by a horse, then all will be clear.

Posted: 10/1/2005 12:28:38 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright on his feet in order to free his hands up for masturbation."

....comedian Lily Tomlin

Somebody want to use that one?

CJ

Ummm... no.

Lily Tomlin is a radical leftist and mentally diseased misandrist.

you have something for everyone don't you?

Posted: 10/1/2005 5:31:41 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Ummm... no.

Lily Tomlin is a radical leftist and mentally diseased misandrist.

I don't really care about that as long as she's being a comedian. She's VERY funny.

As I made it this far without being exposed to her political views, I figure they're not overly obvious.

CJ

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