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Posted: 6/16/2009 4:55:54 AM EST


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 4:58:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 4:59:14 AM EST by DesuDurDesu]
Originally Posted By P08:


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.





Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?

eta- /s
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:31:20 AM EST
Life is good!!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:35:04 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:21:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By DesuDurDesu:
Originally Posted By P08:


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.





Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?

eta- /s


I'd take a shot in the dark that this might have been a joke.

Wouldn't bet the farm, but I tend to have an intuition on such things.


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:02:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:22:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Originally Posted By DesuDurDesu:
Originally Posted By P08:


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.





Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?

eta- /s


I'd take a shot in the dark that this might have been a joke.

Wouldn't bet the farm, but I tend to have an intuition on such things.


You are more perceptive than others it seems!

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:03:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Originally Posted By DesuDurDesu:
Originally Posted By P08:


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.





Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?

eta- /s


I'd take a shot in the dark that this might have been a joke.

Wouldn't bet the farm, but I tend to have an intuition on such things.





Your sense of sarcasm is strong
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